Reposted by strange rangerSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 2hHot singles in your area are looking for a host organism 714050
Reposted by strange rangerBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 3hcan your voice be sore from internal screaming 56426
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 3hAge yourself with a childhood crush.static.klipy.comJohn Connor's Easy Money in Terminator 2Alt: Edward Furlong as John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) after his ATM withdrawal using a stolen card, with the phrase "Easy Money," on the bottom. 0111
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 4hGetting through 2026 be likestatic.klipy.comGood Brain MeatAlt: Animation of man putting his head in/through a deli meat slicer. 1286
Reposted by strange rangerCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 6hif i don't get out of bed then sunday can't begin (a thought i should have had before i got out of bed) 33512
Reposted by strange rangerCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 4hlarge sign outside a building says "masterclass on how to be more likeable" people walk in find their seats the murmuring dies down settles into silence a figure walks onto the stage takes a deep breath and speaks into the mic "stop being a fucking arsehole" returns mic to stand and walks off stage 14819
Reposted by strange rangerSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 6hSTOP 👏🏼 LEAVING 👏🏼 POLITICAL 👏🏼 REPLIES 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 NON-POLITICAL 👏🏼 JOKES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 STRANGERS 👏🏼 667597
Reposted by strange rangerKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sometimes I forget that people can see me walk away mid-conversation. 817672
Reposted by strange rangerKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In a complicated relationship with taking it easy 414764
Reposted by strange rangerKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Where do you see yourself in one hot minute 148240
Reposted by strange rangerKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I talk to myself but draw the line at listening 518172
Reposted by strange rangercrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 4hFuck justice, kill them all so we stop having sequels and reboots of them. 093
Reposted by strange rangercrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 5hThese numbers, they don’t crunch so good. 1167
Reposted by strange rangerKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 5hDance like someone’s lurking outside the window of your cabin at Camp Chrystal Lake 36626
Reposted by strange rangercrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 6hLatter Day Saints? Oh, you mean 19th century Jesus flavored Scientology. 1275
Reposted by strange rangerDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it’s important to know your worth in an economy that values nothing 05126
Reposted by strange rangerPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026y'all ever feel like icarus pushing a big ball of wax up a hill towards the sun? 1112946
Reposted by strange rangerMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Why isn’t a boner called a dickstand? 59626
Reposted by strange rangerKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 6hInterpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions 411844
Reposted by strange rangerJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 6hLife is short, leave me alone 18633
Reposted by strange rangercrAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 6hAlfred Hitchcock's "The Birds And The Bees" 13210
Reposted by strange rangerSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 09/10/2026i’m an observational poster. i observation something, and i post it. 4529
Reposted by strange rangerOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026a person's Notes app is an unfiltered view into their soul 8747
Reposted by strange ranger✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 7hyou ever get so sad you feel like you could vomit at any moment? 11465
Reposted by strange rangerPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 8hone could hypothetically fit 6 more emojis in a bsky bio if they removed "no dms" and just turned off dms. 25515
Reposted by strange ranger PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 8hIt's crazy how I remember all the things I wish I could forget And forgot the reason why I walked in the bedroom 05422
Reposted by strange rangerSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 8hI'm tired, you're tired, we should probably sleep together 1212649
Reposted by strange rangerMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8h*on a cruise ship I have a tummy ache, this is so fun! 0289
Reposted by strange rangerBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 7hHe claimed to bring it back, but there was some debate about whether sexy was gone in the first place. 15123
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 8hOoooh...I love lilacs! Athena can't seem to make up her mind. 💜🐾 182
Reposted by strange ranger𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The power of nostalgia is directly proportional to the degree in which everything is completely ruined now. 212345
Reposted by strange ranger𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Her: The market is within walking distance. Me: So…it’s in my front yard? 25117
Reposted by strange ranger🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 9hI didn’t know, I couldn’t even have imagined it 4595
Reposted by strange rangerkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11hor, and hear me out, manicure day at the senior center 105610
Reposted by strange rangerdawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 10/10/2026puddins grows weary of your bullshit 615725
Reposted by strange rangercrAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Other tire companies should do prestige Star ratings for stuff. Bridgestone Stars Yokohama Stars Cooper Stars Pirelli Stars Maybe compete directly with Michelin ranking restaurants Or maybe do like, bookshops, tattoo parlors, nail salons... 192
Reposted by strange rangerMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9hThis website is seriously bringing me so much joy today. 39629
Reposted by strange rangerMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9hMy god, it’s full of buttholes. 2327
Reposted by strange rangerTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 9h(deleting all of my unposted drafts about ska) discard, is coming like a ghost card 67628