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@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
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Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats. Blah, blah, blah... bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75x… Cream of the crap (my top skeets): bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75x…

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 2h
Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3h
Here I am! Waves my red flag.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 3h
can your voice be sore from internal screaming
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 3h
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
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John Connor's Easy Money in Terminator 2
Alt: Edward Furlong as John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) after his ATM withdrawal using a stolen card, with the phrase "Easy Money," on the bottom.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 3h
🤢
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 3h
It couldn't taste any worse...
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 4h
Getting through 2026 be like
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Good Brain Meat
Alt: Animation of man putting his head in/through a deli meat slicer.
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 4h
the persistence of memory
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 4h
*Watching the hours melt off the clock*
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 6h
if i don't get out of bed then sunday can't begin (a thought i should have had before i got out of bed)
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 4h
large sign outside a building says "masterclass on how to be more likeable" people walk in find their seats the murmuring dies down settles into silence a figure walks onto the stage takes a deep breath and speaks into the mic "stop being a fucking arsehole" returns mic to stand and walks off stage
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 6h
STOP 👏🏼 LEAVING 👏🏼 POLITICAL 👏🏼 REPLIES 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 NON-POLITICAL 👏🏼 JOKES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 STRANGERS 👏🏼
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes I forget that people can see me walk away mid-conversation.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In a complicated relationship with taking it easy
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Where do you see yourself in one hot minute
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I talk to myself but draw the line at listening
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 4h
Fuck justice, kill them all so we stop having sequels and reboots of them.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 5h
These numbers, they don’t crunch so good.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 5h
Dance like someone’s lurking outside the window of your cabin at Camp Chrystal Lake
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 6h
🤣
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 6h
Latter Day Saints? Oh, you mean 19th century Jesus flavored Scientology.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it’s important to know your worth in an economy that values nothing
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
y'all ever feel like icarus pushing a big ball of wax up a hill towards the sun?
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why isn’t a boner called a dickstand?
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 6h
Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 6h
Life is short, leave me alone
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 6h
Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds And The Bees"
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 09/10/2026
i’m an observational poster. i observation something, and i post it.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a person's Notes app is an unfiltered view into their soul
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An iPhone note that reads:

CAT NAMES

Katja
Meow Zedong
Dog
Moonpie
Mooncake
Ari Gato
Mr Meowgi
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 7h
you ever get so sad you feel like you could vomit at any moment?
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 8h
one could hypothetically fit 6 more emojis in a bsky bio if they removed "no dms" and just turned off dms.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 8h
It's crazy how I remember all the things I wish I could forget And forgot the reason why I walked in the bedroom
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 8h
I'm tired, you're tired, we should probably sleep together
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8h
*on a cruise ship I have a tummy ache, this is so fun!
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 7h
He claimed to bring it back, but there was some debate about whether sexy was gone in the first place.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 8h
She is ;)
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 8h
Ooooh...I love lilacs! Athena can't seem to make up her mind. 💜🐾
Athena the tortie, standing on a glass coffee table, looking off to the side somewhere, next to a bouquet of lilacs from my in-laws' lilac bush last summer. ;)
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The power of nostalgia is directly proportional to the degree in which everything is completely ruined now.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Her: The market is within walking distance. Me: So…it’s in my front yard?
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 9h
Sycamore 🫶🏼
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 10h
pick your stick
bunch of sticks/branches from all different trees
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 9h
I didn’t know, I couldn’t even have imagined it
a tree with deep red almost magenta fall leaves on the edge of a meadow surrounded by green and yellow trees and foliage with tall evergreen forest in the background. The sky is blue with puffy clouds moving in. The sun is bursting a flare in the top right corner
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11h
or, and hear me out, manicure day at the senior center
a picture of Fresh Chicken Paws at Costco™️ that sorta looks like a myriad of manicures on old lady paws i mean hands 😳
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 10/10/2026
puddins grows weary of your bullshit
puddins
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Other tire companies should do prestige Star ratings for stuff. Bridgestone Stars Yokohama Stars Cooper Stars Pirelli Stars Maybe compete directly with Michelin ranking restaurants Or maybe do like, bookshops, tattoo parlors, nail salons...
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9h
This website is seriously bringing me so much joy today.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9h
My god, it’s full of buttholes.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 9h
(deleting all of my unposted drafts about ska) discard, is coming like a ghost card
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 9h
Nostalgia <yawns>
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