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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

when you have an appointment in the middle of the day and enter waiting mode

Leonard Mccoy in a grey outfit from Star Trek: The Motion Picture, standing in a corner of a common space on the Enterprise looking very awkward

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Accidentally ate the silica gel packet in this bag of dicks, plz advise.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

BREAKING: Church and State getting remarried

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 08/03/2025

idk, seems like a whole bag is way too many dicks

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Life is the quicksand they warned us about as kids.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 02/09/2023

a thing in life can actually break you so profoundly that you grow up to be a person who writes jokes on the internet

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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

My cat thinks you have too many issues

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

what if we made out under the lights of an exploded spacex rocket

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

If you’re only following someone in hopes they follow you back to the extent that you get mad when they don’t— do what Tyger does and see yourself out

Screenshot of someone unfollowing because I said I only follow back people I interact with and recognize

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

“You caught my eye," he says. I look in my hand. "Oh shit, is THAT what this thing is?”

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

You are what you collect.

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

**whispers nachos in your ear during sex

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

bro did you even absorb the sunshine and azure sky directly into your soul today or no

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X Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

🎞️ GREAT FILMS CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER!!!

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Sipping a shot of DayQuil like it's a 30 year scotch

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 08/03/2025

Picard: "Doctor Crusher, status report." Doctor Crusher: "It's Wesley, Captain, he's down bad" Picard: "Damnit Wes, I warned you not to use the anime cat girl holodeck program. Lieutenant LaForge, eject Wes from the holodeck" LaForge: "Sir I think he's ejecting all on his own" Data: "Gross"

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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I don’t have a love language, just leave me alone and I’ll like you.

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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

When Eve met that serpent in the Garden of Eden … She didn’t know him from Adam.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

A volcano, because we have angered the hair follicles of the Gods.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Wheeling a 55 gallon trash can around Wal-Mart. This is one of the best Saturday nights ever.

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Me: sorry, I only follow back people I interact with and recognize Also me: *dreads interacting and being recognized*

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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

for a country with such staunch anti-immigration sentiment, Americans sure do love assuming everyone is American.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

you ever get into a longer endurance workout and you’re busting ass and thinking “ok this is hard but I got it, block out the pain and keep fighting and it’ll be over before you know it. i’m strong enough, just keep going” and then you check your watch and it’s only March 8, 2025

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I don’t romanticize about things so much anymore. Maybe early spring baseball and the promise of warmer weather. Maybe the egg casings laid by a parasitoid wasp in the body of a hapless tomato hornworm, that sort of thing

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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Even at this age whenever I buy any clothing I ask myself, “Can you get away from the cops in this?”

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

How to keep a woman happy: 1.) Rub her feet 2.) Listen about her day 3.) Show her off 4.) Reassure her on tough days 5.) Cure cancer

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

A lint roller but for my attitude

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

The older I get, the more I understand why my dad just sat in the car alone before coming inside.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Don’t ask me to explain myself. I have no idea either

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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

*creators of the alphabet, exhausted, and near the end* Whatever, let’s just call this letter…double u.

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Frankenstein Jones @frankensteinjones.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Exhibition is the name Voyeurism is the game Stereoscopic is the show Viewing time makes it grow I am a poseur and I don't care. I like to make people stare!'' Poly Styrene