Reposted by Knorgactually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025when you have an appointment in the middle of the day and enter waiting mode 24811
Reposted by KnorgTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Accidentally ate the silica gel packet in this bag of dicks, plz advise. 22330114
Reposted by KnorgJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/03/2025BREAKING: Church and State getting remarried 6565115
Reposted by Knorgdawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 08/03/2025idk, seems like a whole bag is way too many dicks 66420
Reposted by Knorglos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Life is the quicksand they warned us about as kids. 16249101
Reposted by KnorgEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 02/09/2023a thing in life can actually break you so profoundly that you grow up to be a person who writes jokes on the internet 7306109
Reposted by KnorgSalty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 01/03/2025My cat thinks you have too many issues 34016
Reposted by KnorgBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 08/03/2025what if we made out under the lights of an exploded spacex rocket 1435692
Reposted by KnorgLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 08/03/2025If you’re only following someone in hopes they follow you back to the extent that you get mad when they don’t— do what Tyger does and see yourself out 2119419
Reposted by Knorgbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 08/03/2025“You caught my eye," he says. I look in my hand. "Oh shit, is THAT what this thing is?” 38511
Reposted by Knorg PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 08/03/2025**whispers nachos in your ear during sex 811342
Reposted by KnorgYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/03/2025bro did you even absorb the sunshine and azure sky directly into your soul today or no 1226140
Reposted by KnorgX Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · 19/02/2025🎞️ GREAT FILMS CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER!!! 312931
Reposted by KnorgTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Sipping a shot of DayQuil like it's a 30 year scotch 311629
Reposted by Knorgcult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 08/03/2025Picard: "Doctor Crusher, status report." Doctor Crusher: "It's Wesley, Captain, he's down bad" Picard: "Damnit Wes, I warned you not to use the anime cat girl holodeck program. Lieutenant LaForge, eject Wes from the holodeck" LaForge: "Sir I think he's ejecting all on his own" Data: "Gross" 5366
Reposted by KnorgJenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I don’t have a love language, just leave me alone and I’ll like you. 29614
Reposted by KnorgA Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 08/03/2025When Eve met that serpent in the Garden of Eden … She didn’t know him from Adam. 0117
Reposted by Knorgchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 08/03/2025A volcano, because we have angered the hair follicles of the Gods. 06629
Reposted by KnorgRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Wheeling a 55 gallon trash can around Wal-Mart. This is one of the best Saturday nights ever. 25220
Reposted by KnorgLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Me: sorry, I only follow back people I interact with and recognize Also me: *dreads interacting and being recognized* 924841
Reposted by KnorgBette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 08/03/2025for a country with such staunch anti-immigration sentiment, Americans sure do love assuming everyone is American. 064
Reposted by KnorgYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/03/2025you ever get into a longer endurance workout and you’re busting ass and thinking “ok this is hard but I got it, block out the pain and keep fighting and it’ll be over before you know it. i’m strong enough, just keep going” and then you check your watch and it’s only March 8, 2025 1557
Reposted by KnorgM̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 08/03/2025If you're in line to sit on my face for International Women's Day, STAY IN LINE. 062
Reposted by KnorgSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I don’t romanticize about things so much anymore. Maybe early spring baseball and the promise of warmer weather. Maybe the egg casings laid by a parasitoid wasp in the body of a hapless tomato hornworm, that sort of thing 710034
Reposted by KnorgCornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Even at this age whenever I buy any clothing I ask myself, “Can you get away from the cops in this?” 1134
Reposted by KnorgForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 07/03/2025How to keep a woman happy: 1.) Rub her feet 2.) Listen about her day 3.) Show her off 4.) Reassure her on tough days 5.) Cure cancer 78017
Reposted by KnorgForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 07/03/2025A lint roller but for my attitude 516657
Reposted by KnorgDak @dak.bsky.social · 08/03/2025The older I get, the more I understand why my dad just sat in the car alone before coming inside. 722826
Reposted by KnorgDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Don’t ask me to explain myself. I have no idea either 113034
Reposted by KnorgLiterally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 08/03/2025*creators of the alphabet, exhausted, and near the end* Whatever, let’s just call this letter…double u. 13116
Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Do what I always did in Scotland - head for Glasgow's Laurieston Bar, hope for it all to blow over. 020
Reposted by KnorgFrankenstein Jones @frankensteinjones.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Exhibition is the name Voyeurism is the game Stereoscopic is the show Viewing time makes it grow I am a poseur and I don't care. I like to make people stare!'' Poly Styrene 042