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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/04/2026

and to my son, my beloved firstborn, i bequeeth my bluesky account in addition to my alts and my burners

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

she died doing what she loved, the Macarena

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

the etymology of "embarrassed" is “i’m bare assed”

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Good Cop: sir you were going 55 in a 40 zone Math Cop: that's a difference of 15 miles per hour

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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Welcome to the Block Parade

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Myspace: I know how to do HTML(kinda) and please enjoy the My Chemical Romance playing constantly while you're on my page

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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 30/04/2026

some people think going viral feels good. no, what feels good is blocking people and being blocked. slowly chipping away at the “social” part of the platform. ideally everyone would block everyone. imagine how perfect a social platform would be on which no one could see each other

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

i’m so good at this

Picture of cartoon character Chip Skylark played by Chris Kirkpatrick on Fairly Odd Parents with text “it is the 5th month on the Gregorian and Julian calendar”

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/04/2026

it’s gonna

eye and side of head of justin timberlake

ear and side of head of justin timberlake

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Me: I heard a new sound in my ears, it made me happy for the duration The Internet: Regretfully we must inform, you've been duped by corporate interest masquerading as culture, cease your enjoyment at once

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

when someone else has a consistent art style: :) wow their art is really distinct and recognizable when I try to draw with a consistent style: what if the whole world gets tired of the landscapes as a category

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

sure, your dad taught you how to do your taxes. but you only need to know how to do that once a year. mine taught me not to drop 12 tabs of acid and go to a red hot chili peppers concert, which is advice that's useful all 365

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Bluesky has announced a sudden, bizarre pivot into the sustainable footwear market, sending their share price rocketing up by over 700%

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

[at the orgy] Are you gonna finish that or can I have some?

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I thought this would be a simple joke about a mouse playing Minesqueaker but in the end I got played thinking drawing a game of Minesweeper was an easy task

a drawing of a mouse on a late 90s laptop playing minesweeper (renamed Minesqueaker for the pun)

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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

whippoorwills kinda whip

a whippoorwill on a branch, mouth open and lookin atcha

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Families should be able to trade people, just like professional sports teams.

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Ky @ky.fyi · 10/04/2026

owning and using a leaf blower is hobbyless behavior

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The average person eats over 100 spiders everytime they try a bite of my patented spider casserole

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

If pickleball involved them actually using a pickle as a ball I would be a lot more inclined to watch it

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

accidentally included my boobs in my pic of the lasagna I'm making pls respond

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

felt inspired to do a portrait for the first time in 4 years, pretty happy with how it turned out 😌 very excited to see mcr again later this year

a portrait of Gerard way from my chemical romance done by me

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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 07/04/2026

sewing a little Canadian flag onto my backpack so I'm not identified as an American while wandering the wasteland looking for unopened cans of beans

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

great advice. i unironically believe in anti-grind influencing. productivity sucks ass. you "do not need to get more done" that is a lie being peddled to you by grifters who profit from your misery

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TimToyGeek @timtoygeek.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

A Crow On The Orient Express.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

(robbing a pharmacy) I’m pillaging.

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I have made you this Cheez-It out of clay please respond

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 05/04/2026

BREAKING: live press conference at 9:30pm to address the beautiful sweetie allegations

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

He has risen, yet he’s still not answering my texts

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/04/2026

remember don't be too enthusiastic in your replies people might think you want to join their discord

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

when you wear cuff links to a fight it’s called sophistacuffs

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 05/04/2026

filling the easter eggs with HRT and weed edibles, so the kids become bluesky posters

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 05/04/2026

wormholes are like the buttholes of space

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

There is nothing sexier than a man in the kitchen, IMHO. He can be doing dishes. He can be cooking. He can be holding the refrigerator door open, gazing blankly into the interior.

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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 05/04/2026

Baklava implies the existence of bakmagma

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I really need to go down the list and unfollow inactive accounts. It’s getting too crazy. If any of you have not logged on for > 6 months and cannot see this, please let me know.

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

a day late but it's always rat day in my heart

a drawing of a rat eating blackberries in a tree

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The best appetizers at family holidays are benzos.

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

if bluesky was dying could i do this [clicks post]

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

One time making balsamic dressing I used the same spoon to measure mustard then honey then tasted the spoon and thought for five seconds that I invented honey mustard

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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

livestream from a spaceship on the way to the moon is crazy

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Lily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 03/04/2026

this one feels like a meta joke about the paper’s tendency to both-sides ridiculous ideas. regrettably, i think it’s funny

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

“Donors to the SPLC may not realize that the organization purposefully discarded not only me but also the entire editorial team operating within the Intelligence Project—the division focused on far-right extremism—before Trump took power again… That’s why you’ve seen fewer investigative pieces”

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What Happened to the SPLC—and Me

Union breaking, Gaza, and fear of MAGA turned the SPLC into an organization that abandoned its own civil rights principles.

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

As a leftist I actually love going to bed

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