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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ghosts are classist, which is why you never hear about haunted doublewide trailers
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
abolish the death penalty
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 27/09/2026
[shopping at costco] why do hot dogs come in packs of 192 but the buns come in packs of 146
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nevada election officials said Thursday that 185 voters in the state who the Department of Homeland Security identified as noncitizens were all, in fact, citizens — the latest snafu in the department’s attempts to uncover illegal voters across the country. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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DHS noncitizen voter claims unravel in Nevada as state confirms flagged voters are citizens
Nevada election officials said Thursday that 185 voters in the state who the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) identified as noncitizens were all, in fact, citizens.
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Postmaster General should be the title given to the best poster on a social media site and definitely not the supreme leader of mail
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Jason Leopold @jasonleopold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HUGE EXCLUSIVE from @bloomberg.com Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School Pentagon investigators discovered that flawed intel, outdated imagery & overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
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Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School
Pentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. This group is Number Two.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 15/09/2026
Mans is blank as new printer paper
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Indeed, it's far worse than that... Trump is running up a tab of many millions in taxpayer funds for purposes of promoting his own golf course. And the proper word for that is *corrupt.*
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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
More baking!
Delicious Apple Bread Loaf.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Atlantic Industrial Coatings, the contractor that renovated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, admits errors in its own work and flaws in the repair plan, NOT VANDALISM, caused the pool’s blue liner to peel and break loose. Atlantic is being paid $14.7 million. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/c...
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Reflecting Pool Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Damage
The contractor said the pool’s new blue liner peeled and tore because of “human oversight” and a flawed plan that involved layering two incompatible chemicals, documents show.
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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was promised flying cars and all I got was a massive surveillance state. 😥
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trying to bribe voters with a promise of $5,000 payments ….. so on brand. At the rate we’re going, $5,000 may not even pay for a month’s worth of gas. We need to get this fraud out of power.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🎶When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime Unless it’s recalled due to some weird-ass diarrhea virus🎶
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s a beautiful morning for toast with George, Letty-Lou and Eli. Happy Thursday
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY-FIVE COOKIES AT 11:45 PM.
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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Could you imagine anyone else in the history of history, let alone the President of the United States, so blatantly defiling the memory of our fallen brethren? What a terrible, broken person.
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Michelangelo Signorile @msignorile.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This story is buried on NYT site. And they write "questionable and provocative" claims If Biden said this the whole story would be about cognitive decline--or outrageous lying.
NYT:At 9/11 Tribute, Trump Claims Firefighters Carried Him to Safety

President Trump has long sought to position himself close to the Sept. 11 recovery effort and has made a series of questionable and provocative statements to burnish his political brand.
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bad news: My wife has revoked my say in the matter and has unilaterally decided that we are getting a fourth cat.
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Scoops @scooptown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Youre honor, we're allowed to fuck people over and then be rewarded for it, this is America after all." "Dismissed. And 10 million awarded to you because." Both Microsoft and Sony say they're under no obligation to pass tariff refunds on to customers | PC Gamer www.pcgamer.com/hardware/bot...
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Microsoft and Sony argue no obligation to pass on tariff refunds, file to dismiss consumer lawsuits
One for me, none for thee.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government, and I'm a spooky ghost
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every invention that allows us to produce the same amount with less human labour should mean life gets easier. Instead we have a system where it means fewer workers, more insecurity and more wealth for whoever owns the machine. We didn't automate too much. We democratised ownership too little.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jim Stewartson: This is actual psychosis.

He learned several months ago that dumb has a B when he told someone his brilliant idea for “dumocrats.” This left him a severe narcissistic injury. So he has constructed, through sheer repetition, an alternate reality where “most people don’t know.”
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@stevesack.bsky.social 👩🏻‍🍳💋
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RoseMarie @rosesbloom24.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A 76-year-old man holding permanent US residency and grappling with stage four prostate cancer is reportedly being held in Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention in Tacoma, Washington. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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ICE holds man with stage 4 cancer in detention despite permanent US residency
ICE spokesperson says Loreto Javar failed to disclose criminal conviction in Philippines when he applied for visa
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe we should turn off the internet for an hour a day. If it goes well, maybe we do two hours.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 02/09/2026
NEW: Top USPS officials expressed concerns that new mail voting rules could delay or block ballots from reaching large swaths of eligible voters for the upcoming midterms, but the rules moved forward anyway, ProPublica has learned.
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New Mail Voting Rules Moved Forward Despite USPS Officials’ Concerns About Mass Disenfranchisement
In internal meetings, officials worried the rules they were drafting could delay or block ballots from reaching large swaths of eligible voters for the upcoming midterms.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trump: WE’RE GOING TO COMPLETELY OBLITERATE IRAN. Their civilization will CEASE TO EXIST! Media: are you going to nuke them? Trump: what a stupid question, of course I’m not. Why would you ask that? Just unbelievable gaslighting. 🙄
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Impatient kitty does battle with an automatic feeder: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/TA...
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
my tv is currently restarting because its terms have changed and i need to accept the new agreement. a tv shouldn’t have terms of agreement. it should be a tv.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon
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Fish Sauce Friend @meltedliquid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Woke up to pack my son's lunch and he told me no need. I look at what he packed and it's just a can of beans.... Is my son a prospector?
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A 5-year-old Texan just spent the first day of school in an ICE detention center. ICE kidnapped Liam Tadeo on his way to a soccer game with his dad. Liam should be in kindergarten. Instead, our government has thrown him in a prison camp hundreds of miles from home.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I may be 65 now but I can do things in bed that these young guys can only dream of. Like read cursive.
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Lydia Mulvey @lydiamulvey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As always, when there's a big disaster and I feel utterly helpless, I donate to the World Central Kitchen, who are sending people as we speak to Nepal to assist those already doing vital, life-saving work on the ground If you have a few spare coins, consider donating 💚 wck.org/news/first-a...
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FIRST ALERT: WCK Responds to Flash Flooding in Nepal | WCK
World Central Kitchen's restaurant partners are serving meals in Nepal's Rasuwa and Nuwakot districts–downstream from the country's border with World Central Kitchen’'s restaurant partners are serving...
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump’s agriculture secretary admits she has no idea where 30k lbs of beef came from Meanwhile:
A bunch of chickens w dark glasses husked around a table w the caption top secret
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[opening browser] let’s find some things to worry about
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No longer dizzy - Lily Bomb 💣 🇸🇪 🎉 @foxylizard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An absolute legend passes. RIP Tim x
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You suck, Death. Do better
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck this timeline.
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Tim Curry as Long John Silver, Professional Pirate
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver, Professional Pirate
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/08/2026
it should have been illegal for dolly parton to die
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