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Bette Vile

@bette.bsky.social
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Arts,crafts, jokes, cats and Irish countryside. Like Davis, not like Midler. ACEO art originals: www.ebay.ie/usr/bettesolo Just mine: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc…

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to live in a post-apocalyptic hellscape
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions.
A drawing of mine of a goose looking concerned, with a tag around its neck that reads "This month's rent, with thanks".

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Michaelmas
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if Dwayne says we gotta nap, we gotta nap 🤷‍♀️
Dwayne the Cat Johnson, snoozing on my knitted blanket
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sometimes crochet patterns make me feel like I'm having a stroke.
Row 27: fs, tfs, 4 tss, (etss, 5 tss) *7, etss, 4 tss, tks-tss, twtss-twtks, 4 tss, etss, (5 tss, etss) *7, 4 tss, tfs, ls sts]
Row 28: [W] fs, tfs, 6 tss, (etss, 5 tss) *7, etss, 4 tss, tks-tss, twtss- twtks, 4 tss, etss, tss, etss) * 7, 6 tss, tfs, Is [n4 sts]
Row 29: fs, tfs, tss, (etss, 5 tss) * 8, etss, 4 tss, tks-tss, twtss-twtks, 4 tss, etss, (5 tss, etss) * 8, 2 tss, tfs, ls [18 sts]
Row 30: [W] fs, tfs, 4 tss, (etss, 5
tss) * 8, etss, 4 tss, tks-tss, twtss- twtks, 4 tss, etss,
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
met a very handsome fellow with absolutely massive baws
handsome sheep hanging out in a field
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's been 0 days since a Dwayne's Back Feets incident
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s become clear that the meek have been written entirely out of the will.
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
she's an artist
Meat Loaf, the precious baby tabby cat, lies on my sketchbook in a semiloaf position. we're on a blanket, hanging out in the garden
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We gotta get our fuckin shit together or Olivia Newton John will not let us into Xanadu
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's been 0 days since a Dwayne's Back Feets incident
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#wonderwoman #lyndacarter
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway. Reminder that if you're a historian - particularly a postgrad - doing a research project your brainworms tell you only you care about... DM me. It's more interesting than you know. Talk to me. We can do a pod ep. It's all about framing. I hope those who've been on already would agree.
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Portal
drawing in black ink in a sketchbook. A page of zentangle scena pattern with a circle of negative space in the middle Circle of zentangle scena drawingboth drawings together
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sneak attack
Dwayne the Cat Johnson smacks beautiful tabby cat Meat Loaf, for having the audacity to sit and mind her own business
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sneak attack
Dwayne the Cat Johnson smacks beautiful tabby cat Meat Loaf, for having the audacity to sit and mind her own business
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
all's fair, in the hour before dinnertime.
Dwayne the Cat Johnson standing his fluffy little footsie in the middle of the drawing I'm currently inking. or trying to anyway.
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a horsefly has come in my house and is trying to fight the knots in my wood panelling. sure pal, ok
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Woman Screaming 'Knotty Pine' - American Horror Story
Alt: Woman Screaming 'Knotty Pine' - American Horror Story
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🥳 🫀 ________ 🫴🏻 //(. )( .)\\ // // \ / \\ // God ○ | . | ○ forbid || ( v ) women || | || | have 🗡 | || | hobbies ○ ○ ( | ( | \ | \ | 👠 👠
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pink squiggles club
sketchbook with two abstract ink drawings with pink marker.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If someone ever calls you a crazy cat lady, say “actually I’m a crazy catWOMAN” then lash him with your whip before backflipping away into the shadows.
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've been trying to do some training for when You Can See Everything comes out, by watching more Nathan Felder. Every episode makes me want to crawl out of my skin. I am not prepared, but this is why we train 💪
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Dr Joby Razzelliot @jobium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I reject this. One brain is already too many
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
found a dead elephant hawk moth and turns out there's been no confirmed sightings in this county so submitted it as some citizen science 💅🧪
dead moth being held by tweezers. it has a bright pink tummy with green along the wings and headtopside of the elephant hawk moth, mostly an olivey green fuzz with pink spots and stripes close up of it's fuzzy little face with what looks like a leopard print eyeball
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
very very basic calculation: do you want to save people or do you want to Always Be Right
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I.... I need to update my will.
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is one of the all time greatest depictions of girlhood and represents basically all I want in life
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
neither of my cats want to hang out with me this evening 😔
Kelly Roland texting in excel and getting sad she hasn't received a response.
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
patterns!
brick pattern in fine liner and watercolor markers, green to blue gradient circular swirl pattern in fine liner and watercolor markers, red to yellow gradient
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"and the angel said to him, 'stop hitting yourself!' but he could not stop, for the angel was hitting him with his own hands"
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
apex predator
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The longer I sit with this drawing the more I like it even though the flaws are more obvious than ever
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I used to work at a maintenance hotline and someone called in to say their supercomputer god was going to be stolen by their neighbours in an international crypto conspiracy and he had reported it to Interpol, the EU, and, for my sins, me. ai psychosis is real.
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
what's he up to?
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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A Great Fan Of Mine @harriet-tubgirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Personally speaking, I wouldn't have split the word like that...
100 YEARS OF FASH
ION
AT M&S
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I always see the most amazing sunrise compositions just before I drive into the trees and lose sight of it all. That’s what happened here, but I turned around, drove back, and caught a pic. . Curve 8”x10” oil on wood
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll take your secrets to the grave. It's no sweat, I'm headed that way.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
mobile contactless payment is amazing but today I'm supposed to take my physical card somewhere and.... wow I've not seen that card in years now, who knows where that little guy lives now 🤷‍♀️
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