Reposted by Bette VilePru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to live in a post-apocalyptic hellscape 524564
Reposted by Bette VileCiara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions. 12453140
Reposted by Bette VileViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you 15588158
Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026sometimes crochet patterns make me feel like I'm having a stroke. 140
Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026met a very handsome fellow with absolutely massive baws 021
Reposted by Bette VileWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation 701555258
Reposted by Bette VileBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time 63158973568
Reposted by Bette VileBette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's been 0 days since a Dwayne's Back Feets incident 062
Reposted by Bette VileBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It’s become clear that the meek have been written entirely out of the will. 4272110
Reposted by Bette VileAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We gotta get our fuckin shit together or Olivia Newton John will not let us into Xanadu 011952
Reposted by Bette Vilewelcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#wonderwoman #lyndacarter 16216
Reposted by Bette VileJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anyway. Reminder that if you're a historian - particularly a postgrad - doing a research project your brainworms tell you only you care about... DM me. It's more interesting than you know. Talk to me. We can do a pod ep. It's all about framing. I hope those who've been on already would agree. 716657
Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026a horsefly has come in my house and is trying to fight the knots in my wood panelling. sure pal, okstatic.klipy.comWoman Screaming 'Knotty Pine' - American Horror StoryAlt: Woman Screaming 'Knotty Pine' - American Horror Story 020
Reposted by Bette VileRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026Happy mushroom season! 5140311321
Reposted by Bette Vile🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 🥳 🫀 ________ 🫴🏻 //(. )( .)\\ // // \ / \\ // God ○ | . | ○ forbid || ( v ) women || | || | have 🗡 | || | hobbies ○ ○ ( | ( | \ | \ | 👠 👠 418134
Reposted by Bette VileThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If someone ever calls you a crazy cat lady, say “actually I’m a crazy catWOMAN” then lash him with your whip before backflipping away into the shadows. 1478174
Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've been trying to do some training for when You Can See Everything comes out, by watching more Nathan Felder. Every episode makes me want to crawl out of my skin. I am not prepared, but this is why we train 💪 010
Reposted by Bette VileDr Joby Razzelliot @jobium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I reject this. One brain is already too many 0324
Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026found a dead elephant hawk moth and turns out there's been no confirmed sightings in this county so submitted it as some citizen science 💅🧪 141
Reposted by Bette Vilehorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026very very basic calculation: do you want to save people or do you want to Always Be Right 735988
Reposted by Bette VileBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I.... I need to update my will. 19723
Reposted by Bette VileBette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 26/08/2026this is one of the all time greatest depictions of girlhood and represents basically all I want in life 051
Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026neither of my cats want to hang out with me this evening 😔 010
Reposted by Bette Viletara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2938181
Reposted by Bette VileEric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The longer I sit with this drawing the more I like it even though the flaws are more obvious than ever 1123829
Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I used to work at a maintenance hotline and someone called in to say their supercomputer god was going to be stolen by their neighbours in an international crypto conspiracy and he had reported it to Interpol, the EU, and, for my sins, me. ai psychosis is real. 020
Reposted by Bette Vilec3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin 14178402091
Reposted by Bette VileSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us 9186251859
Reposted by Bette VileRichard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Personally speaking, I wouldn't have split the word like that... 1222850
Reposted by Bette VileLong_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I always see the most amazing sunrise compositions just before I drive into the trees and lose sight of it all. That’s what happened here, but I turned around, drove back, and caught a pic. . Curve 8”x10” oil on wood 033863
Reposted by Bette VileMiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'll take your secrets to the grave. It's no sweat, I'm headed that way. 0189
Reposted by Bette VileGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257501533
Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026mobile contactless payment is amazing but today I'm supposed to take my physical card somewhere and.... wow I've not seen that card in years now, who knows where that little guy lives now 🤷♀️ 010