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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

My discover queue is about 90% pet pics and 10% people asking for pet pics and it is glorious.

Picture of my discover queue showing a cat in a hat beneath the above post

Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

[Fairy Tale Character at the Oscars] "Who are you wearing tonight?" "Garfield, Cheshire, Jones, Sylvester, Tom, Top, That Hatted Fuck..."

Arthur Rackham's illustration to Catskin from "English Fairy Tales Retold by F.A. Steel, 1927 "

This is a drawn image of a woman wearing a white dress with cat skins hanginf off it.She is barefoot and walking through trees with mountains in the background.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I feel like the dialogue and questlines did a hell of a lot of heavy lifting given the original appearance of Lucian in vanilla Oblivion was still firmly in potato territory. The Skyrim version and of course the outside game art felt like a better look to me!

Oblivion NPC Lucian Lachance, a man in a black hooded robe in a stone-walled room stood on a rough rug

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

Simpsons screencaps showing the baffles at Moe's bar, four yellow drunk men.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Total Recall had one suggestion -

Total recall's three breasted mutant Martian lady being fondled by the cab driver.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Just saw them refuse to sell a pint of this one to a six fingered man. Poor guy, the iocane gives it a lovely kick. Knorg, Was born in the fens of East Anglia, and so is no stranger to non-standard finger counts.

Pump clip for Nightjar Brewery's "You Killed My Father. Prepare To Die." A 4.2% DDH Session Pale named in reference to The Princess Bride.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Mine's leading with the good stuff

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation. [except, you know, in the alt text for the folks who need it]

Monochrome close up of the face of actress Kate Mulgrew

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I pretty much only know that guy from looking up a joke in a film! I guess a big part of childhoods for some folks though?

Captain Kangaroo Pimp from Black Dynamite, a man in a red jacket with blonde hair and mustache with a smiling woman in a dark green top sitting on his knee.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

"...fuckers haven't said one thing about my shiny new hat."

Detail from the painting "Tavern Scene by Flemish artist David Teniers, c. 1658" shows a man with shoulder length hair, with tankard in one hand and cards in the other, apparantly looking backwards towards a red hat.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Without saying, post your favorite Nic Cage flick.

Nicolas Cage and William Fichtner in Drive Angry (2011)

They're sat in a black car with a few fires burning in the background.

Con Air's my second favourite!

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Tried an intermediate on online, actually managed it! Took ages though. Eh, nostalgia right there.

Minesweeper, intermediate, completed in 354

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Ran into Derek the Invisble Nudist again. He's started wearing boots since the broken glass and dog shit incident, though.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

With the repost note I got on the feed I misread the DJ in question as 'Never the @daddyjew.bsky.social before mentally correcting it. Works well both ways!

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

"Kids today with their video games. In the 40s we played 'Find the the hair-eating wall-buttholes' and liked it."

The painting Children's Games from 1948 by the artist Dorothea Tanning.

It shows two girls pulling wallpaper strips down while paper flutters above. Behind one is a belly button looking torso, the other a sort of swirly void not unlike an arsehole which is sucking in hair. The bottom half of a body lies visible at the bottom left corner. This takes place in a long corridor stretching off to an outside scene.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

If you were a cook in too many cooks, who would you be? Knorg, wanted to try one of these.

Marc Farley as T.L. Cook. from the classic short "Too Many Cooks." Marc is a man wearing a brown shirt and dark tie, holding a lot of work and looking towards the camera. In the background is the man who will later replace everyone, holding a folder.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Sadly :( It gets me that way too a lot of the time. I sometimes think I haven't found one existing just because search isn't a little bugger.

Screencap "movie quote mash up, you had me at/hello my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die."

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I can't get over the two entirely opposing dog expressions in this picture here. That's some Pinky and the Brain shit.

Black and white photo of Beatrix Potter with two dogs.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

You should have gone for the 90s thirst trap Cloud. Rowr.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I only made the genocide list. Bloke's clearly trolling tbh.

Dude with a list called genocide enthusiasts and their followers

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Use a random comic panel or two to sum up your current attitude -

British comics legend Cursitor Doom, a close up of his face, red eyed, chunky and bald, he's touching cloth and needs to go right now.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

And now like this in reply thread! It is weird, I mean you were just asking the question as they say!

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Not sure what desktop has but this just shows like this on mobile, no click to show option, although just saw as typing this text shows top of reply field!

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

When you realise one of your followers is unfamiliar with the 1987 - 1994 Children's TV program Knightmare.

Screencap from UK TV program Knightmare. Lillith the sorceress, played by Mary Miller, a woman with a yellow cape, red dress and pointy crown-like headware points towards you.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Found some of my 90s game reviews: TekWar: ⭐ No option to make dog noises Wolfenstein 3D: ⭐⭐⭐(Enemy dogs only, but two extra stars for killing nazis) Doom ⭐(vanilla) ⭐⭐⭐⭐ (with DOGNOIS1.WAD loaded) Rise of the Triad ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (You can make dog noises!)

Screencap from Rise of the Triad showing Dog Mode dog nose, with a dead enemy lying in front.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Seriously, they knew how to party in the 1870s.

Sophia Schliemann, born Sophia Engastromenou in a photo from 1873 wearing tresure found in North West Turkey, a Greek woman in a black dress with some serious bling draped around her head and shoulders.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

*Behind the Posts music* "...and today we're learning how BlueSky's top cat account produces so much high-energy content."

Cat and woman doing lines of cocaine from a silver plate, taken from UK TV sketch show Smack the Pony.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I dunno why folks tried to make this about American politics. It's just my idea for the least appropriate fairy tale to adapt as a sequel to Brave. First ever block from someone with a wikipedia page! Other one, well, seemed to think only unreal concepts are suitable for humour? I think?

Screenshot of clearsky.app showing two blocking accounts.

A screencap of a post stating that incest is not funny.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Disney has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Picture of "The King Who Wished to Marry His Daughter" wikipedia play, about a Scottish Fairy tale.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

After the latest bsky update the app is running like shit on my phone holy fuck, managed to check and appears a hidden reply from something Irish as display name. Now I am getting off phone app until patched again.

Screencap showing hidden post on user feed

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

PSA: This exact bangers url string is copied on a few bios, I've seen it more'n once. It shows whoever visits and clicks it their most liked posts, not yours - you're seeing yours! If unsure if affected, try clicking any bio links on an alt, or logged out if setting allows. Remake them if broken!

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Just a heads up - I think your bangers link might need redoing. If I click it logged in it shows my most liked, or logged out it shows like this pic. You'd see yours and not realise, but others see theirs! (try yours logged out/private)The solution appears to be to remake it personalised.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Several beers at this point! I'm a big fan of the Nethergate Old Growler when I find it on cask. Lovely pint, that. I think growler has a specific beer bottle/container meaning too.

Hand-pull Pump Clip for Nethergate stour valley brewery "Old Growler" Porter Ale 5.0% ABV.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Just a heads up, your bangers feed seems to be broken - It went to my posts when I tried it logged in, and goes to this blank feed when incognito. If normally just goes to whoever is logged in would be easy to miss an issue! May need recreating?

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

But this guy's been training his bird to call me a loser in here :(

Screenshot from Encarta Mindmaze showing a stone walled room with a carpet, and a man in oldfashioned clothing with a bird on his arm. the bottom part of the page is the user interface with a selection of encyclopedia topics, a mini map and a score panel.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

They've got stock photography on the wall in the bar.

Picture of a framed photo on a wall. It is monochrome and shows a well weathered punishment stocks in the foreground with a crenellated church porch to the rear.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Not the most worry-free dump I've ever taken in a public toilet. Knorg, Facing a few blocks and mutes for this afternoon's work.

The cubicle door in the gents toilet of the Flying Horse Hotel, Rochdale, UK on a cold afternoon in January. The lock is missing causing the brown painted door to be ajar and, like a jar, equally bad at blocking inspection of the contents. At the bottom of the image is a paste white kneecap.and the tip of the shoe providing a modicum of privacy.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

First 2000AD Sinister Dexter strip after a one off a special! I've just loved all the years of silly pun names.

2000AD prog 981 cover, showing the 2000AD title banner and a white man, Finny Sinister with red hair and glasses stood next to a Spanish man Ramone Dexter, with a big earing, both pointing guns at the viewer

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Looks like it's changed to another name again, probably hoping to scam others -

Sceencap from ClearSky account history showing change to a new handle

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

[old jokes re-visited] Me: Do you have a kitten or a chicken? Silkie Owner: "I... don't know."

Two very fluffy Silkie Chickens found on a google image search

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Him: "What do you mean 'I have a British Dentist?'" Her:

Screen captured from the film Fright Night (1985), showing a woman, Amy, played by Amanda Bearse with an inhumanly toothly smile and red-eyes. In the background is an out of focus man in a grey jacket, this is Charlie, played by William Ragsdale.

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I haven't - sounds like a good idea for a book though. Tbh, I dunno what inspired this'n originally as I am mixing in my old account posts with new stuff since joining here. I supect both of us were just playing in the millennia long tradition of fictionally messing with shadows.

Screencap of the Shadow post above when it was a tweet

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Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Bugs Bunny cartoon doing it before Ito!

Panel from The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito of a man in shorts at a man shaped hole in rock saying "th-this is my hole! it was made for me!" as a crowd watch on

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