Reposted by Robo JustinFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gorilla Glue just sounds like a name they came up with to calm down the horses. 721067
Reposted by Robo Justin🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026how can we be sure that anything is butter 2221075
Reposted by Robo Justinmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Being pushed out on an ice floe alone sounds like a vacation right now 36415
Robo Justin @justinmatic5000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026driving the kids to the mall this weekend so they can sit in the Grim Reapers lap and tell them what they want for Halloween before the lines get too long 000
Reposted by Robo Justinslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026whoa fat bear week, bam-ba-lam 011116
Reposted by Robo Justinmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Flawed enough in photo, print and person to have never been accused of being AI 18020
Reposted by Robo JustinFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes, obviously it's a tuxedo t-shirt. We're at a wedding, Sharon. 319562
Reposted by Robo Justinsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026refused to invite count chocula in and now he’s sitting on my porch pouting 712845
Reposted by Robo JustinParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*opens a huge box of random cables that I've had for 5 years* Son, one day all this will be yours 716547
Reposted by Robo Justinsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026getting ready to go solve a murder on the orient express with this guy 2848583
Reposted by Robo JustinMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read 717872
Robo Justin @justinmatic5000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Natural Selection doesn't work fast enough" seems like a harsh statement but then you find out that there are grown adults who don't believe in triangles 281
Reposted by Robo JustinBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026diarea? diahheahoria? diarrhoeara? diorh-? anyway i crapped my pants at the bus stop again 914839
Reposted by Robo JustinPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ANOTHER day of no one bringing me food. 45121
Reposted by Robo JustinPresident Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Her: I have all my ducks in a row Me: (trying to impress) I have all my geese in a column 1832690
Reposted by Robo JustinNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 12/09/2026still not sure why Costco carts don't have a built in hot dog and drink holder 48817
Reposted by Robo JustinBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026talked myself out of going to costco on a sunday because it's about time i did something for ME goddammit 24413
Reposted by Robo JustinTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'll just floss tomorrow 1142
Reposted by Robo Justin🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 13/09/2026im sorry you had to see me this way (witty & attractive) 2264
Reposted by Robo Justinlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I hope this new iPhone has enough storage for all my accidental home screen screenshots 1130879
Reposted by Robo Justin𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Honesty is the best policy unless you need life insurance, in which case life insurance is the best policy. 08433
Reposted by Robo Justin𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026She was a 9 because she wasn’t a rotisserie chicken. 310844
Robo Justin @justinmatic5000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bride of Frankenstein: *starts throwing hands" Dr Frankenstein: Ah man, I just organized those 13813
Reposted by Robo JustinJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social This one is a foul ball. 151
Reposted by Robo Justin🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/09/2026Have you ever wanted to vote for a shitposter? No? Well here is your chance anyway! Go to shitsky38.com and cast your votes for "best" shitposters on Bluesky. Vote for anyone, including yourself! There are no prizes and bragging rights are probably of minimal value at best. Let's fucking do this!shitsky38.comShitsky38The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account. 1110744
Reposted by Robo JustinSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones 48835251
Reposted by Robo JustinBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026when using; semicolons; remember you; can't use too; many 1710845
Reposted by Robo JustinUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/09/2026[animal shelter] “I see Mittens is back again?” “Yeah, third time now.” “Who dropped him off?” “Dunno, some dude with one arm.” 534759
Reposted by Robo JustinPresident Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Me: (looking up from my phone) I'm sorry I got distracted! What were we talking about? Grim Reaper: (sighing deeply) 03710
Reposted by Robo JustinFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ME: So what do you do for work? DATE: My family sell our own honey ME: And hows beesness lol HER: I need to see other people 38731
Robo Justin @justinmatic5000.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Searching between the couch cushions for any extra dopamine that might have fallen out of a pocket 0137
Reposted by Robo JustinJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So the waiter said, "The plate is hot,” and I said, "I'll be the judge of that, haha." Anyhoo, I met a lot of nice people at the burn center. 119453
Reposted by Robo Justin𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Anxiety doesn’t care whether you spell xanax forward or backward. 418455
Reposted by Robo Justincap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/09/2026porchy morningtimes chonky dew drops gallumphing hey hey shouty bird 69747
Reposted by Robo JustinBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026things that make me rage: - hiccups there probably more but i can't think of what they might be right now 68333
Reposted by Robo Justin🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/09/2026flotillas aren’t nearly as edible as they sound 821462
Reposted by Robo JustinOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026would this work on anyone, asking for a friend 10585
Reposted by Robo JustinFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey kids, come check out all these *suddenly forgets the word 'magpies'*...orca chickens 119558
Reposted by Robo JustinUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026grammar was more important in the days of you’re 13464131
Reposted by Robo Justin🌘 Dad Moon Rising🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 02/09/2026person: how are you doing? me: good ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ 0146
Reposted by Robo JustinKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 22/03/2024Exorcist didn’t show so now we’re just winging it. 36929
Reposted by Robo JustinYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 02/09/2026hey murderers, come to this national park sign in the next four minutes if you want a shot at the champ 6762
Reposted by Robo Justin𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me: Can you believe they’re trying to sell us AI steak sauce? Her: Um, that’s A1. Me: What’s a one? 27022
Reposted by Robo JustinSwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026HER: would you like to feel it kick? ME: sure HER: *places my hand on her sensei* 16213
Reposted by Robo JustinIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm super excited to announce that my half-hour pilot, My Boyfriend the Drag Queen (Based On a True Story) is ONE of FIVE Finalists in the 2026 TrackingB TV Script Contest! 3733030