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Jinothy

@jinah.bsky.social
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
republicans don't even campaign anymore they just look at you like this
jd vance from his simpering "give us another chance" video
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder what the “meat” is in cans of Chef Boyardee products, but then it occurs to me that some secrets are best left unknown.
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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
for every year u go without a traffic ticket or an at fault accident, u should be allowed to kill 1 (one) other driver
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 16/09/2026
if you're still in line to be oppressed, STAY IN LINE
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can’t stop drinking is my stripper name
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Would you like a mocktail? A drink that jeers at you?
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
him: *rubbing my back in circles me: *surprise burps* did you... just burp me
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the order it should be
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yes, you can sweep me off my feet, as long as you're sweeping.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 04/09/2026
Software update tonight? Software update tonight queen?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There’s no one I relate to more than people who fuckin hate me.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 03/09/2026
me covering up a mistake with an even bigger, more obvious mistake
a picture of the exterior of a temporary spirit halloween store sign, in the process of being covered up by a larger, but otherwise exactly the same, spirit halloween store sign
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
Best.Card.Ever.
A card that says, in print: What if we took a week off and just screamed

In handwriting it says:
Aaah,

Aaaaaah. Aaaaaah aaaaahh aaaaahh aaah. Aaaaaaaaaaahhh. 

Aaah,
Aaaaah
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/09/2026
People can change. For example I used to blink before I started playing minesweeper obsessively
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TFW the giant announces he smells your blood.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I come from a long line of people who'll queue up for anything.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Midwest bdsm goes hard
Nana?
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good omens: Ducks Airplanes flying tilted up Kei trucks A single star to wish on A toddler wearing snow boots in July Bad omens: Helicopters A rock hitting your windshield Cybertrucks The worst omens: The orange Cybertruck The matte black Cybertruck The lime green Cybertruck
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A free mattress that’s been sitting in the rain? I’d be stupid not to!
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You can never really *own* earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh is that a STUDENT DRIVER sticker? How about I rear end you and teach you about real life. Welcome to Interstate 95, kid. your next lesson is insurance fraud
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sleep is just a suggestion, really.
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"People can't be that dumb" is not supposed to be a challenge
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Most people just wish you a nice day, but tomorrow I’m going to tell people to have a good month. Cuz I’m an overachiever.
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
remember roaming charges and paying ten cents per text? remember how you used to be able to afford food then? at least our data is free, nom nom nom
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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't care about your conversation with a bot or a scammer or ai. I think less of you for interacting with it at all
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 31/08/2026
I need a way to beep at people behind me
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
no gods, no masters, no shoes, no service
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hope the people who do the ads for pharmaceuticals are ready to rattle off the side effects of +řűmp Beef.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me as a doctor: you might feel a little pinch Tiny lobster in my pocket: *clack clack*
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026
Notice how she's wearing a crew neck while his labial throat is tucked and cucked behind a literal V at his collar. She's wearing red, the color of war, mars, arguably the most masculine color. She's driving the computer while he's riding sidesaddle next to her. Cucking ritual.
trump apparently shits himself while nathalie harp sits next to him typing on a laptop
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 31/08/2026
if Trump said the sky was blue I would feel I had to go outside to fact check
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rooty tooty fresh and fruity Let me see you shake that booty
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
do sharks get the fish oil burps too
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CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If the great California PBR beer heist doesn’t make it into gta 6 I’m going to be very let down
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Panny @panny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone's banging, Lord Kumbaya
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mouse king: Guards! Cheese him!
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
August was just Yosemite Sam falling down an impossibly long staircase in armor.
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 29/08/2026
🎶Take another little shit when you fart now baby🎶
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
when I’m depressed I watch brian’s hat and then I’m less depressed for a smidge
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Getting sucked into a jet engine would fix me.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Roku City Murders
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Boomers are like, "You look me in the bootstraps and say that!"
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
genx now using mychart like boomers use facebook
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think I came up with a solution that will make everyone happy
A map showing Lake Ontario but with the name changed to "Lake 420 blaze that shit every day lolllllzz 🔥 🔥 "
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Bernie AAAHH @comp-ussr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Brian Setzer voice: You gotta drunk drive and then you jail
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CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Shawty got low (depression)
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saturn Devouring His SunnyD
The painting Saturn Devouring His Son with a delicious bottle of sunny d over the sun
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