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@somedankinmycup.bsky.social

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He/him 1312. Melt ICE. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there .

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Using a credit card to pay off another credit card. Credit where credit’s due.

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Princess Pear @princess-pear.bsky.social · 4h

WWJD

Jesus watching meme

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

It’s still technically silently judging you even though I held up a sign with a 9 on it.

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

After 40 the real jump scare is knowing that any day one of the jumps you make could blow your knee out.

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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 7h

When I say I support women's wrongs I mean I wish more women would do worse things. Hop to!

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 8h

As part of Miami’s GTA 6 takeover, people are riding dirt bikes in the nude , skydiving nude and using the ATM nude.

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 8h

Monochrome mmTuesday

Mirror selfie of me with a Nike hoodie and a ravens hat

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 8h

If you tell a joke and no one else laughs, you’re kidding yourself.

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Irma Squirma 👻 🐛 @eckslibris.northsky.social · 12h

Brawndo has what red white and blue plants need

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12h

What’s next? Jesus on the milk container ? Well he has been missing

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12h

If Brawndo comes to America, it will be wrapped in an American flag

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12h

Patriotically jerkin it. With American flag lube. 🫡 I salute with my left hand

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12h

Girl that only lets you fuck if you use condoms with an American flag on it

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12h

Facing tribunal for using unpatriotic sugar packets

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12h

Does everything need to be patriotic? The sugar packets? Really?

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The only thing that will fix culture is a new tik tok trend of giving babies bday parties as soon as they pop out. Doctor blowing a party favor. Lit bday cake between the legs. Singing happy bday over the labor groans. All your friends are doing it.

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

society took a nose dive when being smart became a bad thing

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Bake it til you make it

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There’s no I in ick, oh fuck wait there is. This explains a lot

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There’s no I in pancreas. Give it up comrade.

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Tear-shedding? No, thank you. I let those things flow unrestricted.

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Yeah well it’s not called misterchief Boom. Gender wars won

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Who up Toyotaposting?

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Toyotathon is a more legit holiday than Columbus Day.

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Walking Taco is actually short for walking Tacoma because no one can afford to fill up this 2010 Toyota Truck.

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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“I wanna feel you from the inside” Me, a proctologist

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Asking people if they remember their childhood crushes so I can call them a pedophile.

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“I wanna feel you from the inside” Me, an empath.

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Delilah✨BDAY 10/28 @delilahgallo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I hate to bring it up again but I know I’m right and Edward Scissorhands did not have a butthole

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

He just like me fr

Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Life is short, make theirs shorter with arsenic

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*After giving someone the diarrhea std* “Hey sorry, but that’s why they call it PRACTICING safe sex” 🤷🏼‍♂️

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When people show you who they are, first try to rip off their Mission Impossible mask, but then believe them.

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 11/10/2026

ok but how am i supposed to turn "being kind to people" into shareholder value?

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Feeling exhausted and overwhelmed right now? Take a breath. It means the propaganda machine failed; you see right through the noise. We need your voice, your vote, and your fire now more than ever. Don’t back down. We need you in this fight.

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Statistically at least a few of us got that std diarrhea this weekend. Stay safe out there.

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CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Don’t know who did this but yes, this is the way.

Street art. “The trick is to care about everyone while not caring what they think”

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Since they hit the Russian data centers my mom has been oddly quiet, blinking a lot and only occasionally saying the phrase “buffering…please wait”

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Since they hit the Russian data centers the number of people saying you don’t need to have detailed taint graphics in a video game have dropped 90%

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Getting kicked out of the poker game because I couldn’t stop asking “what’s your deal?”

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CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Since they hit the Russian data centers, the number of people that say The Last Jedi movie was bad dropped by 90%

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word Moby Dick Pic

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Thou doth protest not enough

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If you want me to stop licking my phone stop putting tasteful nudes on it

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: Dungeon Crawler Carl Winslow

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sex so bad it has unwanted bodily fluids.

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hey girl are you GTA6 naked Lucia skydiving? Cuz you’re leaking.

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*record scratch* “I bet you’re wondering how I got here, in your attic, playing with your old haunted record player.”

CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We’ve had enough moral panics. Let’s have an immoral panic for once. The kids are too straight edge and not fucking. This is troubling.

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don’t trust people who don’t have any addictions