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Shaqsquatch

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very little gravitas indeed

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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 1h
dickbutt on this meme template
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ian, the Sinferno @kimi.darkestalleygang.lol · 5h
i was just trying to be helpful
letting Aaron know his automod doesn't work on alt text
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 2h
No! No!!
linkedin job alert email: mrbeast is hiring a senior data scientist
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3h
Absolutely embarrassing stuff
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 3h
Ah, Kos, or some say Kosm...
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 4h
so much of our first play session was just walking around and giggling. really a unique experience that i can't recommend enough to those that have yet to try it
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 5h
The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 19h
blobfish
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I react very poorly when any proposed policy or plan is met with "but what if someone like Trump gets hold of it?? then it would be not good, but very bad" because there really is no law or institution that can work when a population is willing to elect the stupidest, worst asshole alive
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Jackson @9clawtiger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking Weeb skeleton
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whenever you see a pollster or consultant give a take like this, it’s always worth following the money. In this case, Emanuel has paid Anzalone’s firm nearly $300k (maybe more but that’s what I found so far). A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc...
John Anzalone &
@JohnAnzo
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Underestimate @RahmEmanuel at your own risk.
He knows how to win. He knows how to fight.
And he knows how to message.
And no one will out work him. Regardless of whether he wins the Democratic nomination in 2028 he will make an impact on the race. You can be sure of that. Don't take your eyes off of him. At the minimum, learn from him.
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
From nytimes.com
6:47 AM • 9/26/26 • 274K Views
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the funniest quirks of this website is that there are like 100 John Brown pfp accounts, some quite popular, who post shit like "Auntie Kamala tried to warn y'all but you didn't want to listen." Honestly it would be a good bit if they were self aware.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the arm:torso ratio on this chud is unreal
connor buckingham and his toothpick arms
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Hoover Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 28/09/2026
As promised, the full Michigan Marching Band performance of the Lord of the Rings show, with Yo-Yo Ma. youtu.be/cIw6vpfDIus?...
youtu.be
Lord of the Rings with Yo-Yo Ma - Sept. 26, 2026 - Michigan vs Iowa - Michigan Marching Band
YouTube video by Michigan Marching Band
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday snoozin
ryuko in a podmako in a box
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
the tech titan backlash to “woke dei hr ladies” makes a lot more sense now huh
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be
Jim Leyland Juicing
YouTube video by teamcatlab
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
shot of a movie theater screen that says "Chris Hansen will return in Avengers Doomsday"
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the first hit today against Justin Verlander is from Konnor Griffin, who in the words of Jason Benetti was born "a full gestation period" after JV's MLB debut
Justin Verlander vs. Konnor Griffin
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lets see, Panda Express was started by Chinese immigrants and they are still privately/family owned. personally I think immigrant voices matter and make us stronger (and you are clearly trying to erase them), but if you want to be a gatekeeping snob, you do you.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
I neglected to mention the funniest one
Jonathan Lipnicki
Crazyfrog73
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
vagina museum, scab in the poster's strike
@vaginamuseum.bsky.social: "We hope nobody needs to hear this today, but vaginas do not have a bone. However clitorises do, in most animals. It's time to bone up on the baubellium, also known as the os clitoridis."

reply: "Maybe you didn't see this, but we're doing a posting strike (except for mutual aid and SW) until Bluesky addresses its antiblackness problem."
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a fake sitcom title card with jamie detemetriou as jarressey from a sketch of his. he looks a lot like the de-aged turkish man
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
zalgo to the polls
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Charles vi Brittania from Code Geass
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also, this whole line of reasoning is incredibly transphobic, i mean genuinely really incredibly vile. "civil rights are buttery steak", hey man, go fuck yourself. "trans people are whiny vegans", what's next, you got one about blue-haired feminists in you?
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goonman! Jerking off with your left hand
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
why would netanyahu do this
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
404media.co
This ‘World of Warcraft: Forever’ Mod Blocks All Interactions With Asmongold Fans
The beta for the hotly anticipated World of Warcraft: Forever has been marred by fans of the streamer Asmongold who have filled the game’s public spaces with spam and slurs. To fix the issue, a player...
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nothing could have prepared me for the end of dan osborn's attack ad against nebraska gov pete ricketts.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's insufficient copper
EA sports logo but "Sports" has been replaced with "Nasir"
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 24/09/2026
I hope people read my thread and respond to what I said and not whatever they made up in their head
Responding To Whatever
You Made Up In Your Head
Factory
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram.
Moomin with lantern looks down into tower-tunnel with the words from the wall in Annihilation represented next to the steps.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
c-span.org
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
to learn more, search bluesky for "load bearing furries"
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if the silver lining of the insane distribution schedule for steel ball run is a new JoJo OP for every episode that's a tradeoff i'll gladly take
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Scott Galloway says that Abdul El-Sayed calling Gaza a genocide, the consensus of basically every credible international institution, is “disqualifying.” Absolutely absurd.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
changed from my dentist of over a decade this spring because they tried to diagnose multiple cavities just by eyeballing them? new dentist took x-rays and told me i had nothing to worry about
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love good data visualizations
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