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Jason

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Here for the jokes, because I don’t have any

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I was planning on being productive today, but slipping sideways into a downward spiral of depression and self-loathing seems like a much more appealing option
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 30/03/2026
Why Am I Still Awake? A Mystery Novel
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It doesn't matter. Stop thinking about it.
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
artificial intelligence hallucinations? more like aislops fables
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You know, it’s not like I’m half-assing this, I am actually trying my best despite the fuck-ups.
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I talk too much shit for someone who can’t even choose the mean option in video games
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
sure sleep sounds good in theory but who’s to say really
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Aurora, all boo Aurora @auroragirl.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
footnotes >>> chapter endnotes >>> book endnotes
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I am easy to fool. You’ll be wasting your time if you’re looking for a challenge.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The whole save the turtles thing was really the last straw for me.
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 28/03/2026
if you find yourself overwhelmed by constant terror at the state of the world, may I suggest becoming a bird person? it doesn't really fix anything, but it at least lets you go "oh hell yeah" whenever you see a raven flying past with sticks for a nest in its beak or whatever
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What were you expecting, decent human beings in a functioning society?
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
renaming this day shunday so I can justify avoiding people
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you’re one of those people who do things, aren’t you
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Maybe I’ll go to bed early tonight. Who are we kidding. That never happens.
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I don't have two wolves inside me but I do have a vast emptiness that they could roam free in
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Body By Emotional Eating
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If you’re happy and you know it, high five your pharmacist.
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LoraBorealis @loratheexplorer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
61% horn, 39% swoggle
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Them: At least it's Friday Me: That's not enough anymore. I need it to just be Saturday for the next 20 years
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 27/03/2026
shoot for the moon and if you miss you are not a good moon assassin
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
King Arfer would be a good name for a dog.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Please make the endless, merciless thinking stop.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I never don't have to pee
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Am I a multitasker? I can catastrophize my whole life and sing song lyrics while my skin is crawling so yes I guess so
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 22/03/2026
a horse's dead body is a horpse
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Ariel's first mistake was wanting to be where the people are
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
i’ve had enough, i’m going back to my bog
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I've tried way too hard to understand everything that doesn't make sense.
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Senior discounts: Sorry you've had to live so long. Here's 10% off
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I don’t know what I want. I said that at some point, I think. But it isn’t that, it’s that I don’t want anyone to tell me what I want, or to make decisions for me.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I think it’s about time I lock myself away to protect the villagers again.
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 17/03/2026
Follow me for inspirational content* *content full of self-loathing that is inspirational for only my haters
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’m kind of the blue light specials of personalities.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 17/03/2026
I know I'm not an easy person to live with, my mental health struggles impact everyone around me, especially my ADHD. The real kicker is that I mostly like who and how I am. It's taken a really long time, but I do. I just wish people didn't view or treat me differently because of things I can't help
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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
old enough to know better doesn't
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i suppose i should get out of bed today. this world ain't gonna disappoint itself
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I seem to fit in pretty well with others who feel like they don't fit in either.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’m unstoppable unless it’s too much work.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plain - Saint Patrick
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My favorite childhood memory is remembering why I walked into a room.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
that’s a good ol fashioned jack off
SNL announcement of host and musical guest for April 4th:
JACK BLACK
JACK WHITE
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👻🕯️ Human Depleted Big Natural Resources🕯️👻 @dagnificent.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
a sticker book to keep all your fruit stickers in, like a passport to flavor
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I wish I could come up with a skeet about self-deprecation, but I’m just not good enough.
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