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Random Muser

@randommuser.bsky.social
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I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means. 2027 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i am going to post a banger as an april fools' prank
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Tyrion Lannister?
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
can i get some thought-cancelling headphones please?
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy 83rd birthday to Christopher Walken 🎂 Low quality fact: Before he was known as Christopher Walken he went by his stage name Christopher Dancen
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
when they ask for feedback but i already snuck out of the meeting
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Trans right are human rights.
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
name one time •cash flow issues• meant too much money coming in
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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Can’t believe after all this time @flavorflav.bsky.social still doesn’t follow me back. Such an injustice.
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
his last words were you worry too much
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all the wonderful trans folks here! Let me see you all shine ✨💖
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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
not everything that glitters is ponyboy.
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
idk about y’all but sometimes I wish I’d been through the desert on a horse with no name
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Bsky dev: Is adding an AI feature on a social media app where AI is heavily criticized and eschewed a good idea? ChatGPT: Wow, great idea! Everyone will love it! Bsky dev: They heavily criticized and eschewed it. ChatGPT: That mistake is on me, I misunderstood the assignment. Hey look, waffles!!!
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
workers keep coming in to do something in my closet. it was very confusing trying to figure out where to shove the mess since normally it would go in the closet @trickykat.bsky.social this is all hypothetical, there’s no mess 😇
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
they should invent a vacation that doesn’t end
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Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I hate having to decide what to eat everyday. It seems excessive
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
*do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life* please tell me where I sign up to smoke weed and vegetate all day and how much I will be paid k thx
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@twosense.bsky.social thought of you 😊
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Clients are threatening to continue working with me if I don't stop delivering quality product
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Monday, you ignorant slut
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
there is no proven scientific link between staying up too late and being seepy the next day
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Simon: I'm stuck on the second line. Garfunkel: What if we just listed some herbs?
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Hanging out with a bunch of people younger than me all complaining about how old they are is great for my mental health.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/03/2026
the one-two punch of Sunday dread
comic panel, a guy saying mis testiculos!
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I went out to a nice lunch this month with a client/friend I hadn’t seen in a while during this lunch I informed them that I was 9% ashkenazi jewish and ordered eXpresso I’m never going out in public again
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 29/03/2026
Why can't I have the kind of anxiety that makes me clean my house instead of the kind that makes me scared of going out with my friends
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key @lefttwix.com · 29/03/2026
destiny’s child was right, you weren’t ready for this jelly
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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Right fucking now.
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i believe in working hard i just like to stretch it out over a much longer period of time
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~̷j̷3̷N̷x̷_̷.̷•̷·̷*̷ @j3nx.com · 30/03/2026
...everyday is like shunday...
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Believe me, what you see is what you get And you see me, I'm coming off as you can bet Well, I think I'm losing my mind this time This time I'm losing my mind, that's right I said I think I'm losing my mind this time This time I'm losing my mind..." music.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3g...
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Beastie Boys - So What Cha Want
YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I am easy to fool. You’ll be wasting your time if you’re looking for a challenge.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This account is where mid-skeets come to die a very stupid death.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If you’re happy and you know it, high five your pharmacist.
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
His full name is Gregarious
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
also today in animals that are not mine but I love
brisket cat looking saucy
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I have almost reached my full potential
a draft that says d
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I know why birds suddenly appear every time you’re near… it’s all that birdseed in your pockets
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SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
No.
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Donner party of five your table of each other's contents is ready 🏆👑 Congratulations @runswindows95.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
somehow I’m now watching this Hannah Montana thing, I guess that’s what happens when you spend time with elder zoomers
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Mashup Bands: Rage Against The Muse
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Me: this headache is making me not want another coffee Also me:
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a cartoon character holding a sign that says the end is near
Alt: Homer walking the street, ringing a bell and wearing a sign that says the end is near
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If you think about it, Buffy just needed to eat more garlic bread.
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
renaming this day shunday so I can justify avoiding people
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
are people blocking me for returning 😂
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