Reposted by Random Muserstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i am going to post a banger as an april fools' prank 23413
Reposted by Random MuserWristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026can i get some thought-cancelling headphones please? 15519
Reposted by Random Muser🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Happy 83rd birthday to Christopher Walken 🎂 Low quality fact: Before he was known as Christopher Walken he went by his stage name Christopher Dancen 1104
Reposted by Random MuserCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 31/03/2026when they ask for feedback but i already snuck out of the meeting 24917
Reposted by Random Muserstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Trans right are human rights. 18322
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026name one time •cash flow issues• meant too much money coming in 1144
Reposted by Random MuserJason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Can’t believe after all this time @flavorflav.bsky.social still doesn’t follow me back. Such an injustice. 2135
Reposted by Random Muser🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 31/03/2026his last words were you worry too much 1111
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all the wonderful trans folks here! Let me see you all shine ✨💖 03913
Reposted by Random MuserI'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026not everything that glitters is ponyboy. 513253
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026idk about y’all but sometimes I wish I’d been through the desert on a horse with no name 2134
Reposted by Random Muserstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Bsky dev: Is adding an AI feature on a social media app where AI is heavily criticized and eschewed a good idea? ChatGPT: Wow, great idea! Everyone will love it! Bsky dev: They heavily criticized and eschewed it. ChatGPT: That mistake is on me, I misunderstood the assignment. Hey look, waffles!!! 27626
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026workers keep coming in to do something in my closet. it was very confusing trying to figure out where to shove the mess since normally it would go in the closet @trickykat.bsky.social this is all hypothetical, there’s no mess 😇 160
Reposted by Random MuserGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 31/03/2026they should invent a vacation that doesn’t end 1518060
Reposted by Random MuserDevi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I hate having to decide what to eat everyday. It seems excessive 3314
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026*do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life* please tell me where I sign up to smoke weed and vegetate all day and how much I will be paid k thx 34110
Reposted by Random Muserweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Clients are threatening to continue working with me if I don't stop delivering quality product 57612
Reposted by Random MuserNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Monday, you ignorant slut 1166
Reposted by Random MuserGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/03/2026there is no proven scientific link between staying up too late and being seepy the next day 1313139
Reposted by Random Muserweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Simon: I'm stuck on the second line. Garfunkel: What if we just listed some herbs? 1623433
Reposted by Random Muserspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Hanging out with a bunch of people younger than me all complaining about how old they are is great for my mental health. 2317
Reposted by Random Muserdawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/03/2026the one-two punch of Sunday dread 3526
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I went out to a nice lunch this month with a client/friend I hadn’t seen in a while during this lunch I informed them that I was 9% ashkenazi jewish and ordered eXpresso I’m never going out in public again 2112
Reposted by Random Muserandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 29/03/2026Why can't I have the kind of anxiety that makes me clean my house instead of the kind that makes me scared of going out with my friends 1355098
Reposted by Random Muserkey @lefttwix.com · 29/03/2026destiny’s child was right, you weren’t ready for this jelly 812644
Reposted by Random Muser🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 30/03/2026i believe in working hard i just like to stretch it out over a much longer period of time 0162
Reposted by Random Muser~̷j̷3̷N̷x̷_̷.̷•̷·̷*̷ @j3nx.com · 30/03/2026...everyday is like shunday... 021
Reposted by Random Muserstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 30/03/2026"Believe me, what you see is what you get And you see me, I'm coming off as you can bet Well, I think I'm losing my mind this time This time I'm losing my mind, that's right I said I think I'm losing my mind this time This time I'm losing my mind..." music.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3g...music.youtube.comBeastie Boys - So What Cha WantYouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO 0369
Reposted by Random MuserMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I am easy to fool. You’ll be wasting your time if you’re looking for a challenge. 15422
Reposted by Random Muserstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 30/03/2026This account is where mid-skeets come to die a very stupid death. 05732
Reposted by Random MuserKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/03/2026If you’re happy and you know it, high five your pharmacist. 414460
Reposted by Random MuserAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 30/03/2026 His full name is Gregarious 1174
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026also today in animals that are not mine but I love 1396
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I know why birds suddenly appear every time you’re near… it’s all that birdseed in your pockets 1319
Reposted by Random MuserShitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Donner party of five your table of each other's contents is ready 🏆👑 Congratulations @runswindows95.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️ 1126
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026somehow I’m now watching this Hannah Montana thing, I guess that’s what happens when you spend time with elder zoomers 191
Reposted by Random MuserChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Mashup Bands: Rage Against The Muse 341516
Reposted by Random MuserCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Me: this headache is making me not want another coffee Also me:media.tenor.coma cartoon character holding a sign that says the end is nearAlt: Homer walking the street, ringing a bell and wearing a sign that says the end is near 25116
Reposted by Random MuserTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 30/03/2026If you think about it, Buffy just needed to eat more garlic bread. 78114
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026renaming this day shunday so I can justify avoiding people 35619