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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates)

@violetmusing.bsky.social
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It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori I never said this: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x… ☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂 Inmate #204084 11/17/2023

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My brain is like fog, it's whimsy in there but I don't know where anything is
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Attempting to explain something to someone who does not want to understand because they want what they want is my favorite game of "Leave me alone and go fuck yourself".
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My life has basically been one great big I don't want to.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Life was simpler when George Burns was God.
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sourdough bread is my main reason for living.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Taurus, so I don't have to.
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Draw a line...people will cross it. Confuse them with sqiggles instead.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Taurus: Ignore the crazy voices in your head— especially the one that keeps telling you that you’re a unique individual, worthy of love.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/09/2025
Am I happy? No. But am I living a meaningful life? Also no
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mylanta Soothing Honey Chamomile for heartburn is my favorite early afternoon snack.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's never a falling anvil around when you need one.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Be kind but not too nice that's fucking annoying.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
static.klipy.com
Toddler Demands Snacks
Alt: Toddler Demands Snacks
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Heyyyyyyyy🎶🎶🎶🎶 youtu.be/OnJqFrVD3uE?...
youtu.be
Redbone - Come And Get Your Love (Live on The Midnight Special) HQ
YouTube video by RedboneOfficial
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/09/2026
An eighth mascara will fix me
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's it like inside your head
static.klipy.com
Bird Parakeet Balances on Tennis Ball
Alt: Bird Parakeet Balances on Tennis Ball
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Except with bungee jumping.
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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 09/09/2026
me: man, what I would give for a breakfast burrito sign: breakfast burrito 16 euro me: man, I'm not paying 16 euro for a breakfast burrito
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My brain is so full, it hurts.
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If a week is 7 days, Thursday is technically halfway but people are mixed on if Sunday is malefic or benefic...and we have no animal mascot for Thursday anyway...so, never mind.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Really thought dippin'dots would've saved us all by now
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not now, I’m thinking about nougat.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Know what's just as good as human companionship? Chips.
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just heard a really weird noise outside so instead of investigating, I'll just be here annoying you peeps.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me: one pill please pill bottle: 37 me: no just one please pill bottle: 37 me: please only one pi- pill bottle: SILICA PACKET
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watching someone do something different than you would do it is agonizing
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All my best friends are fresh baked goods.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have never trusted Fortune Cookies. All of my major life decisions have been based on advice from Dove Chocolate Wrappers.
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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I just went dark mode and now I'm being chased by goth kids.
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Onyx @advantage87.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
gentle reminder, what you already are needs no permission to be enough
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you’re not gonna dazzle me with bullshit why even bother?
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today, I was tired of decoding everything you say.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let’s sit together and just shut the fuck up.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why aren’t they selling Pringles as a 6-pack?
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026
Me yelling “pick a direction!” at a squirrel in the road is probably exactly how God feels watching me make a decision.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m tired of carrying myself with me wherever I go.
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Coral City Camera @coralcitycamera.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Smile! Say hello to our big friend! It’s Scarface with the permanent grin 😁🍋🦈 #lemonshark #sharksofcoralcity #scarface #smile #coralcitycamera
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
Frog and Toad sit together, doing nothing together.

From "A List"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/09/2026
tacopedia: an encyclopedia but for tacos
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A bunch of stores are advertising sales this weekend...don't they sell things all year long? I'm tired.
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A chihuahua and a llama walk into a bar... I have nowhere to go with this.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 07/09/2026
they should invent a me who's able to finish even a single creative endeavor
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/09/2026
who up hoping to catch a glimpse of the bsky fairy
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Highly recommend the French Toast flavored Butterfinger.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
can we all acknowledge that those zippers on the deli bags you get from the store are bullshit?
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