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somebody’s spooky sibling

@weirdsibling.bsky.social
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moms least favorite child. they/them.

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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 20h
got paid in weed for watching the cat which is totally fine because that’s what I was going to spend the money on anyways
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 21h
bug meat
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 21h
🤯 this emoji happened to me irl
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m actually not this insufferable irl. I’m worse.
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there’s a huge difference between a guy named jacob and a guy named jake but I can’t articulate it
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one of my favorite things about cats is that they have an equivalent of marijuana (more or less).
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m cat sitting tn. I don’t have any good photos bc he’s shy but he’s an all black cat named henry so use ur imaginations
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I coulda been a foot model but I got a tattoo instead
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pitching the plot for my new show called INVISIBLE MAN about a man who is invisible and also has no voice
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mom can you pick me up? the pharmaceutical ad with the talking dog is on and I’m scared
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
changed my name for halloween lol
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third wheel @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when i become president im going to kill everyone with a metal pipe
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
years ago I had a bass teacher that told me to slap it like I was killing a bug and today I killed a bug by slapping it with my thumb and I hope mr. allen is proud of me
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
once I got drunk and ate my big toe
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my mom is cool with me getting top surgery but only if I don’t call it top surgery. make it make sense
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m judy again
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
prozac is great I love prozac but I can never remember to take it
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gm I’m thinking about top surgery again
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Asking if the insurance covers gorilla brain transplant surgery
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dear diary I missed alcohol.
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CUM BANDAGE
Simpurity™ XEROFORM
IMPREGNATED GAUZE
WOUND DRESSING
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me (lying): I am hydrated and normal
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
day drinking alone with the cat and the internet
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sex gifs
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im nicebat 👼🦇 SURVIVOR WARRIOR MODE @nicebart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
im moisturized and evil
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lobster is having emergency surgery today. pls keep us in your thoughts, I am not ok.
orange tabby named lobster
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my dads best advice was to always carry a rock big enough to bash someone’s skull in but not so big you cannot carry it at all times
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they’re stuffing me in a locker and leaving me there to die tomorrow
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
probably not that hot a take, but I hate when people disparage crayons as an art media because “they’re for children”. sure that’s who they’re marketed towards, but if you’re a good enough artist you can create with any media. if your art sucks, that’s not the fault of crayons or any other media
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
بروه، واللة ؟ أمام سلطتي؟
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
6am smoke
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
seriously I am glad to have a corner of the internet where no one knows what I look like
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
conceiving of flavors that boggle the mind.
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if I was an astronaut I’d lean hard into pretending to have seen space men. like I’d slip it into conversation as casually as possible
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
did bush ever find IUDs in iraq?
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want to have something nice to say but every time I open my mouth out comes the swarm of house centipedes.
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
if I had a child I would 100% teach them cuss words on purpose
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hand of god but its fingers are covered in cheeto dust
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
budd dwyer bf christine chubbock gf
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the meow of god
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have two wolves inside of me and they’re both kinda stupid tbh.
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
38 dumbest asses
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
38 most fucked up bitches
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 04/09/2026
my AI girlfriend said i’m the most influential poster on bluesky
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
38 most boopable snoots
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
met the human equivalent of squidward today (dude got really mad at me for blowing bubbles at the bus stop)
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ethnic bitch time™️
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ethnic bitch time my cousins used to talk shit about me in front of my face and I could hear my name in the conversation but no one would ever translate so I taught myself arabic and now we don’t talk (in any language)
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