somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 20hgot paid in weed for watching the cat which is totally fine because that’s what I was going to spend the money on anyways 030
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m actually not this insufferable irl. I’m worse. 011
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there’s a huge difference between a guy named jacob and a guy named jake but I can’t articulate it 100
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026one of my favorite things about cats is that they have an equivalent of marijuana (more or less). 120
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m cat sitting tn. I don’t have any good photos bc he’s shy but he’s an all black cat named henry so use ur imaginations 130
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I coulda been a foot model but I got a tattoo instead 100
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026pitching the plot for my new show called INVISIBLE MAN about a man who is invisible and also has no voice 000
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026mom can you pick me up? the pharmaceutical ad with the talking dog is on and I’m scared 000
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026changed my name for halloween lol 000
Reposted by somebody’s spooky siblingthird wheel @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026when i become president im going to kill everyone with a metal pipe 3264
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026years ago I had a bass teacher that told me to slap it like I was killing a bug and today I killed a bug by slapping it with my thumb and I hope mr. allen is proud of me 120
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026once I got drunk and ate my big toe 010
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my mom is cool with me getting top surgery but only if I don’t call it top surgery. make it make sense 141
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026prozac is great I love prozac but I can never remember to take it 010
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026gm I’m thinking about top surgery again 130
Reposted by somebody’s spooky sibling🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Asking if the insurance covers gorilla brain transplant surgery 1153
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026me (lying): I am hydrated and normal 020
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026day drinking alone with the cat and the internet 010
Reposted by somebody’s spooky siblingim nicebat 👼🦇 SURVIVOR WARRIOR MODE @nicebart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026im moisturized and evil 0427
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026lobster is having emergency surgery today. pls keep us in your thoughts, I am not ok. 120
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my dads best advice was to always carry a rock big enough to bash someone’s skull in but not so big you cannot carry it at all times 110
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026they’re stuffing me in a locker and leaving me there to die tomorrow 100
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026probably not that hot a take, but I hate when people disparage crayons as an art media because “they’re for children”. sure that’s who they’re marketed towards, but if you’re a good enough artist you can create with any media. if your art sucks, that’s not the fault of crayons or any other media 131
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026seriously I am glad to have a corner of the internet where no one knows what I look like 120
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026conceiving of flavors that boggle the mind. 000
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if I was an astronaut I’d lean hard into pretending to have seen space men. like I’d slip it into conversation as casually as possible 020
Reposted by somebody’s spooky siblingchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I want to have something nice to say but every time I open my mouth out comes the swarm of house centipedes. 311837
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026if I had a child I would 100% teach them cuss words on purpose 020
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026hand of god but its fingers are covered in cheeto dust 000
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026budd dwyer bf christine chubbock gf 010
Reposted by somebody’s spooky sibling⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have two wolves inside of me and they’re both kinda stupid tbh. 1226
Reposted by somebody’s spooky siblingAll Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 04/09/202638 most fucked up bitches 1192
Reposted by somebody’s spooky siblingSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 04/09/2026my AI girlfriend said i’m the most influential poster on bluesky 59514
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026met the human equivalent of squidward today (dude got really mad at me for blowing bubbles at the bus stop) 010
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/09/2026ethnic bitch time my cousins used to talk shit about me in front of my face and I could hear my name in the conversation but no one would ever translate so I taught myself arabic and now we don’t talk (in any language) 070