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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 27/09/2026

with the advent of AI data centers, I have finally stopped being the biggest waste of everyone's time and resources

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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

freaky fucking pillow

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 24/09/2026

it's all just different toppings on the same shit sundae

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 23/09/2026

bad hearing + speed reading is a highly cursed combo you need subtitles, but that also ruins all of the surprises/jokes before they actually happen on screen

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Calgon take me to funky town

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17/09/2026

Yesterday my day was ruined when I saw that someone straight-up stole my shirt design and is selling it as their own. I've been trying to be nice this year, but I am going to find this person and ruin their life. The shirt I'm talking about (now with janky watermark)

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This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item by inkdoubt has 72 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Charlotte, NC. Listed on Sep 11, 2026

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 21/09/2026

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

artwork by Birdhism of a turkey vulture wearing a flower crown of roses. they look a bit like they're smiling

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you ever read a series of words

Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

do any other first names mean horny or is it just Randy

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

woke up last night to jot down an important idea and it was this

A cropped phone note that says “Underwater Frankenstein”

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20/09/2026

each day my anxiety and depression battle for dominance over my mental state like the shittiest kaiju imaginable

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20/09/2026

"it's fine for them to choose that lifestyle, I just don't understand why they have to shove it into everyone's faces" is what conservatives say about gay people, but I personally find it to be more true about morning people

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 20/09/2026

they're giving me a purple check for being a verified fucken sicko

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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026

a second popup has hit the app

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

they paved leisure time, and put up a maxxxing mart

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19/09/2026

do you sit in your car and have your coffee and pastry even though there are ample tables in the cafe, or do you not have social anxiety?

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

needed this reminder today: it’s okay to have some things you never get over

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m exploring all opportunities within reach of the couch

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19/09/2026

it's wild how when you talk about doing stuff in the city to people who have lived in the suburbs their whole lives, they act like you signed up for a journalism job in a war zone

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18/09/2026

shitpost so big your pants fit better after you skeet it

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 18/09/2026

I may be a monumental dumbass. but at least I'm not one of those monumental dumbasses who are that way as a result of outsourcing all of their thoughts to a fucking predictive text machine

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 17/09/2026

telling a famous person to shut the fuck up is one of the true delights of social media (not me though, telling me to shut the fuck up feels bad, don’t do it)

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

if the 1980s taught me anything it's that if they don't dance then they're no friend of mine

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 17/09/2026

it's great that we're barely halfway through September and I'm somehow already pale as one of those blind cave dwelling fish

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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amanda @beepbeepamanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I really do not recommend being mentally ill

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 12/09/2026

CPTSD is the mental illness equivalent of being overencumbered and therefore having to move much more slowly in an RPG, except instead of picking up a bunch of bear pelts and such you've accumulated years of being treated like shit

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

he is sitting with me

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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/09/2026

everyone on twitter: wait what does scatting have to do with the challenge of not saying a slur for 10 minutes? that's hard enough as-is

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

[yelling over club music] I said do you think Mr. Peanut’s dick is shaped like a peanut

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“let me know if you want to jump on a quick call” I would rather slowly sink into quicksand as murder of crows feasts on my face with Ed Sheeran playing in the background

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 09/09/2026