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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

her: did you schedule your colonoscopy yet? me: with these tariffs?

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

Picture of a translucent hooded, caped, skeleton wrapped around an alarmed looking man seeming to move him involuntarily

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I have a horrible cold and that qualifies as good news in 2025

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

My brain and my back can't possibly be the same age

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Sometimes when dogs sniff me I am absolutely convinced they're weighing how much flesh they'd have to chew to get to my bones but I'm still like aww what a good puppy

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

optimus prime: did she just wink at me? me: i think she’s turning left

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

just repeating the phrase "hawk tuah girl meme coin" over and over until my brain is as smooth as a polished stone

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Pleading insanity in small claims court.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

accidentally cut some dude off in traffic and he told me to suck his dick but i probably won’t tbh

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

When my parents said they were going to key parties I imagined a bunch of nerdy antique key collectors showing off their prized items to each other. Turns out that was pretty close.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I drank too much Smart Water and now I can hear math.

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

[to the assassin] omg do me next

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/12/2024

My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Probably not a great sign for your industry when a lot of people are rooting for your murderer

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 16/12/2023

I only need to lose 30 pounds by the end of the year to hit my resolution to lose 20 pounds

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I am here to make friends with other Cybertruck haters

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

God I love institutionalized gluttony

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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

my family has decided on our rap group names. the kids are lil handsoap and lil plunger, and apparently I'm big wet wipe

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

the rule is whoever kills the turkey becomes the next turkey like in the santa clause

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Everyone at Thanksgiving dinner seems wary after my 29 bud lights but I haven't even started on social issues issues yet

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

"Is good hotel." - Putin, on The Ritz

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I said this shirt is pajamas. P-A-J-A-M-A-S

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Colton Dunn @captdope.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Once a year turkeys catch the stray. Chickens, cows and pigs be like “now you see why we trippin” Potatoes never get a break.

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

God I love institutionalized gluttony

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

oh man i am so full of thank right now

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Petco, where the pets go to smoke cigarettes and talk shit about us

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Hope you remembered to grow out your gravy nail.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/11/2024

*filling grandma's IV with gravy*

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

We're going around the table and everybody say your least favorite disease the pilgrims gave the natives

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

i better not catch any of you non-americans being thankful out there today.

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

It's always give give give, so fuck it, I'm Thankstaking today

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Want to stop guests from coming over? Serve nothing but La Croix. They won’t return.

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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

CHUCK D: on stage, rapping calmly FLAVOR FLAV:

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

ME: do you like boxing SCHRÖDINGER: oh hell yeah

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Netflix buffering like it's trying to download porn in 1998

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

his mother must be terribly disappointed

Story headline reads “Bear breaks into house, plays the piano but not very well.”

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I need to become a boxer. I mean, I hate fighting but love wearing shorts with superfluous fringe

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

Shouldn't it be called won't power? I have no problem willing myself to eat all this cake

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

"Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen is my favorite song about all you can eat shrimp at Sizzler

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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 16/12/2023

I only need to lose 30 pounds by the end of the year to hit my resolution to lose 20 pounds

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 12/12/2023

excited to switch from seasonal depression to festive holiday anxiety

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 13/12/2023

It wasn’t until I misspelled acedemic that I realized the system had failed me

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Haunt Girl Nix @hauntgirlnix.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

How 👏🏻 da fuck 👏🏻 you gonna 👏🏻 walk 👏🏻 around in 👏🏻 a dead 👏🏻 bitches👏🏻 shoes??👏🏻👏🏻 -Me, Watching Wizzard of Oz

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