Sign in

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

@roywoodjr.bsky.social
105K followers 12 following 184 posts

I do comedy on a stage. Sometimes on TV. Debut book out NOW. Bury me in Alabama. FAMU Forever.

PostsRepliesMedia
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grateful. Thank you to everyone who watches. CNN Saturday nights 9 PM Eastern the next day on CNN All Access and HBO Max.
1731532
Reposted by Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First trailer for the ‘BARBERSHOP’ sequel series has been released. The series follows a man who returns home to carry on his grandfather’s legacy by running Calvin’s iconic barbershop. Premieres February 10 on Prime Video. #Barbershop #PrimeVideo
1415
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once you find a parking space in New York, that's just where yo car gonna be for the rest of your life
5269767
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just got word from @Cubs that i did NOT make their playoff roster. It was clearly a tough decision by the club but I support them none the less. best of luck to them in October.
3133913
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost that time of year to find that random $10 and a bag of Doritos in ya winter coat pocket.
1239033
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do this for the brothers that are too big to buy their clothes off the rack, but too skinny for the big and tall store.
1121717
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“We could’ve asked you this earlier but wanted to wait until the part of the podcast where according to our metrics no one is still listening…. tell everybody where they can find you and what you got coming up next!”
717520
Reposted by Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
"Well, Lesley, I have produced a 4-point plan to counter the rise in gas prices that examines the quality of one's 1.) Shoulders, 2.) Chest, 3.) Pants, and most importantly 4.) Shoes, and how one can perpetuate the jiggalation of said quality...."
06214
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
" Mr Badazz, the conflict in Iran has pushed oil prices past $108 a barrel. Would you in today's fraught economic climate, still be on a song that advocates for Americans going to a nightclub on an empty gas tank and spending their gas money instead on VIP access and drinks?
1339397
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
‘Have I Got News For You’ is back!! CNN Tonight 9p/e. Tomorrow on CNN App & HBO Max
1225031
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A question for my fellow uncs, When y’all see youngins about to fight, do you step in and try to be the peacemaker like the OGs used to do for us or let it ride?
818221
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How much ball is too much ball the kids? Blessed to be in the booth to hear Ken Griffey Jr. chime in on the every growing travel ball discussion. w/ Harold Reynolds and Dave Sims
2919
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Them Flock cameras can do everything BUT find a missing person can’t it?
1249194
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Swung by Delaware State University earlier this year to cover their baseball program. Maybe I'm a little late to the party, but it's my first time seeing a robot paint the field. What say you, baseball purists?
198110
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Amsterdam, Hawaii see you next week! punchup.live/roywoodjr
5491
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Great news! The Man of Many Fathers is 50% off at Barnes & Noble as part of the B&N Book Haul, now through September 7. Grab your copy here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-man-of...
210222
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fun in the sun at Rickwood Field for the third annual East West Classic. It's some of the best retired players came to not only play an exhibition and but to show love and mentor the next generation of baseball youth. but also help usher and mentor the young futures of baseball.
012512
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
31687
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They really used to sell us mixtapes on long ass infomercials. 🤣🤣 "Guaranteed to get you Gangsta"
2227848
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Linda, don't play about her, man.
1116412
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Throwback to hosting The Sports Emmys earlier this year. It was the day after the Knicks won so at rehearsal I told a PA, to "run and grab me a basketball hat” fully thinking they KNEW i meant Knicks. God bless them, they literally came back, with a Basketball Hat. Details matter. Tour link in Bio
61398
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
On this day seven years ago, fearless explorer 'Amir The Brave' boldly crossed the Ohio River to take on the entire Pittsburgh Pirates organization by himself.
623741
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Miami Heat gotta give that YouTube boy his job back. Lil homie was just trying to manifest. He ain't leak shit.
013912
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Stopped by beautiful Missouri Mountains along the Might Mississippi River to announce my return to St. Louis November 14th. PRESALE: ROY GENERAL: on-sale Friday 10a Tix: punchup.live/roywoodjr
313912
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They started calling king-sized candy bars, "share size", to make us feel less greedy. Man please. even if I had a friend with me, they grown. Get ya own fcking candy bar. I aint sharing SHIT. Just go ahead and call ‘Share Size’ what it is “Greedy Bitch” because that’s what I am.
1249855
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Don’t let these kids lied to you talking about come join them on the trampoline
531420
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Thank you to the Amazing Mets Foundation raising money for charity and front s/o to the legendary Mookie Wilson blessing me and Gayle King w/ amazing items from his food company Legacy Catering.
417614
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Easy template for yall to use next time: Hello sir or madam, I'm following up about the presidential pardon I purchased from your corporation a few months ago. Could you politely send me the tracking number of the pardon so I may track it with FedEx? Kind regards.
330339
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Southern University lost a legend this week. 33 seasons, 14 SWAC titles, 11 NCAA tournament appearances. Retired & stayed on as an advisor & mentor. “If you work hard and do the right thing and believe in yourself, you can be successful.”- Roger Cador My condolences to my Jaguar fam
211513
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Retired MLB legends descended upon Birmingham, last week to honor living Negro legends and pay tribute to America's oldest ballpark. The 2026 East-West Classic is airing today! 1p @MLBNetwork hosted by yours truly.
422128
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So many of y'all are saying Pinhead as one of your two, but you do know Pinhead has no morals and will probably bring you back to hell with him after saving your life, right?
13614
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Come to find out this whole time, Europeans tricked us into calling it “soccer." 😂😂😂
01169
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Two protect you, the rest are coming to kill you. Who you rollin with?
21569
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Knicks fans, celebrate ya chip with hats & jerseys but please wait for "post-championship clarity" before buying anything crazy. I own a Chicago Cubs commemorative championship light-up Wrigley Field baseball table? Da fuq for?!😂
1852459182
Reposted by Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
what happened to Nolan Wells @iamgregordeee.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
@roywoodjr.bsky.social you are MF SPITTIN’ with this
128035
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
At a NYC watch party trying to fake being a Puerto Rican, a Brazilian AND a die-hard Knicks fan at the same time.
1135234
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Honored share producing & acting titles along side an amazing cast (Yara Shahidi, Daveed Diggs, Tika Sumpter) for this amazing animated short 'ChikaBOOM' premiering today at Tribeca Film Festival and again June 13 where I'll be a part of a cast/producer Q&A tribecafilm.com/films/chikab...
213115
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Always a good time in the UK! Thank you, London and @lsqtheatre.bsky.social, for a great night. I've got more shows on the way—hit the link in my bio to get your tix!
21114
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
'Outcome' streaming now on Apple TV
817621
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Always a good time in Jersey watching the @newyorkredbulls.com win.
21022
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Who are your All-time Black cinematic vampires?
2028325
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
A pleasure to return as this year’s host of 2026 @wgaeast.bsky.social awards show. Thx to @vulture.com and @hershalpandya.bsky.social for creating a dope place for people to watch all the awards show monologues from this year in one place .
11304
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Austin, TX - I’m coming to the Moontower Comedy Festival at the Paramount Theatre April 10th! 🎟 Presale tickets start now — use code “ROY.” General on sale starts this Friday at 12 pm CT Tickets: tickets.austintheatre.org/13502/13503
310110
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Bigger question, how the vampires gone come in the juke joint because SHE said so? Her name ain’t even on the lease.
1958574
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Two of the most respected OGs in the game. No endorsements, no commercials, no jingles, no rebrands. Just showing up consistently in tha candy bowl by the receptionist for decades. First Ballot Hall of Famers.
2249234
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I’m bringing The Man of Many Fathers Book Tour to Princeton’s McCarter Theatre Center! March 19 • 7:30PM • Princeton, NJ Artist Presale: Thurs 1/8 @ 12PM ET (Pre-Sale Code: FATHER) Public On Sale: Fri 1/9 @ 12PM ET Tickets: tickets.mccarter.org/19177/19178
2594
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Lonely Flowers is streaming now on Hulu. decider.com/2025/12/30/b...
29413
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
He played one muhfugga, anoher muhfugga and then a vampire version of THAT muhfugga. THATS TWO AND A HALF MUFUGGAS!! and he ain’t get no trophy?!
19768130
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Roy Wood Jr.’s Very Very Very Merry Holiday Special featuring the United States Air Force Band premieres Saturday at 8p ET/PT on CNN and streaming on the CNN app.
412511
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Back like we never left. Sat Jan 24. CNN and next day on the app.
2243231