Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 1hPeople who wear head to toe Michael Kors are T.J. Maxxing 051
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ever love someone so much that when they suggest you meet for lunch at Olive Garden you just say “okay!” instead of the many, many, many other things you want to say? 1143
Reposted by Reneé MeredithJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/09/2026they should invent a capitalism that we can ethically consume 3544334
Reposted by Reneé MeredithUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026She couldn't resist the stranger's dangling participle. In the end though, he left her with a broken hyphen and a missed period. 1813335
Reposted by Reneé MeredithGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Being an adult is saying "I just have to get through this week" every week until you die. 171536488
Reposted by Reneé MeredithFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026no white guys after labor day 14459105
Reposted by Reneé MeredithSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/09/2026At what point in the small talk is it socially acceptable to fake to your own death? 711340
Reposted by Reneé Meredith;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Opening a competing company called Crumpl. It’s also cookies but more tragic. 0277
Reposted by Reneé MeredithRM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Personally, I believe that ‘spurious’ should mean desirous of wearing spurs 45114
Reposted by Reneé Meredith🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Stop blocking me im hilarious 1527152
Reposted by Reneé MeredithCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I like watching the melting butter fill the little waffle squares. 2226052
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 26/08/2026With a show of 👄, who else vowed to be a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania since your very first Rocky Horror experience? 030
Reposted by Reneé Meredithɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026As a human I enjoy experiencing a full range of emotions and seepage 110241
Reposted by Reneé Meredithborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18/08/2026the way things are going, the only safe thing to eat will be the rich 30693211
Reposted by Reneé MeredithLord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Reading the replies to a political post is like slowly sinking into piss and melted butter blended together into a frothy hot drool. 5273
Reposted by Reneé MeredithSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 17/08/2026At 2k followers I’ll rob a bank. 1217063
Reposted by Reneé MeredithCosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Where do I put the gesic? 2124
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 13/08/2026All kids who got hit know that any end can be the business end if it’s swung hard enough 2131
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We live in a timeline where a show called “Keeping Up With the Real Housewives of My 600lb Shark Fiancé Addiction” could have a successful run 1315
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Bummed switchboard operator isn’t a job anymore I’m hella good at poking little pokeys into holes 1317
Reposted by Reneé Meredithheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Real Butter doesn’t give a fuck whether you believe in it or not 20501130
Reposted by Reneé MeredithStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Love in the time of explosive diarrhea. 19834
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You guys. Someone just “all lives matter”ed at me on Reddit and it reminded me that there are some people on this earth I’ll never be okay sharing air with. 2130
Reposted by Reneé Meredithcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026There is no perfect strategy for remaining safe around wild animals, natural disasters, or human beings of any particular stripe. 412153
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I was balls deep in neurosis but then ate a big bowl of raisins and felt better. Is that a thing? 1186
Reposted by Reneé MeredithDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/07/2026there’s no way this is the same brain i used to remember phone numbers with 1614182
Reposted by Reneé MeredithOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026lot of sports today but the real winners are everyone who isn’t the Tate brothers 629440
Reposted by Reneé Meredithsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026some days i’m all what the hell and then others i’m all what the fuck 7366116
Reposted by Reneé MeredithNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I won't go to the cage match but may the best cage win. 910936
Reposted by Reneé Meredithrichie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026no one krunks anymore 73716
Reposted by Reneé Meredith🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 21/07/2026live laugh lower them into the pit 326096
Reposted by Reneé MeredithTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/07/2026how I flirt 830353
Reposted by Reneé MeredithFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Calling all meta glasses wearers 'specs offenders'. 9727224
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 19/07/2026GLP1: I can make you skinny! Cyclosporiasis: Hold my beer… 0153
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Pour one out for every homie who ever tried to make a left on San Vicente from Fairfax 2224
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Love how every single move starts with meticulously labeled and organized boxes of belongings, and quickly unravels into, “Those dirty dishes definitely get thrown into these* trash bags filled with whatever the fuck dares to remain in my line of sight.” *there are so, so many 2232
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Had to stop my kid from choosing the gas station sushi plate at the Maverik gas station in Columbine, Colorado. Then I had to tell her about Columbine. That might’ve been the grimmest ten minutes of my life. 54611
Reposted by Reneé MeredithJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Absence of punctuation is punctuation. 48233
Reposted by Reneé Meredith[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If we are all god’s children then I’m the one that eats paste 1824454
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Looking forward to tomorrow’s batch of well-meaning social media managers posting the blunderous “‘Happy’ Memorial Day” post lololol 081
Reposted by Reneé Meredith 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 24/05/2026all those messages to SmarterChild on AIM and now here we are and the robits are takin over 151
Reposted by Reneé MeredithFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/05/2026your desire to be ensconced bro. it's palpable. we can all palp that shit. 921453
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 17/05/2026My kid just announced: “I will NEVER get into a relationship with a man with a ponytail.” Looks like my job here is done. 07918
Reposted by Reneé Meredithmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I met a hairless cat named Burger today and he liked me so it's not a good time to try to forcibly extinguish my sparkling joie de vivre 512917
