Reposted by Insaniteaseborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18/02/2025look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust 9635179
Insanitease @insanitease.bsky.social · 19/02/2025America is now the enemy of the free world. Trump has killed our democracy in one month. If he is not dragged from the White House in chains, then we have a monarchy. 000
Reposted by Insanitease𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Me: Don’t look now but I think we’re being followed. Her: Did you forget that we’re towing an RV? Me: *weaving wildly* Christ, I can’t shake ‘em. 436797
Reposted by InsaniteasePieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I’ve never seen disappointment like when the waiter heard my Velcro wallet open up 4386113
Insanitease @insanitease.bsky.social · 08/02/2025How can we listen to a fool bitch about government spending when we can't even see his taxes? Or know how his family made billions last term? 000
Reposted by InsaniteaseJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Those "free hugs" people sure do get upset when you ask them what $20 will get you. 615661
Reposted by InsaniteaseTwin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Me: *shaking maracas wildly* Interviewer: I meant how do you handle stress at work? Me: *shakes maracas more wildly* 635291
Reposted by Insaniteasedawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 04/02/2025the adventures of the nut-punching assassin and her beloved trans and gay henchmen 0292
Reposted by Insaniteasesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025*gently cradling your face in my hands* kiddo, you’re not right in the ol’ noodle 824044
Reposted by InsaniteaseAsstown Baker @asstownbakery.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Using the formal usted when requesting that you suck my dick 072
Reposted by InsaniteaseYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/01/2025a discarded, broken roomba arrives at the dump… only to be welcomed by the very refuse and dirt it helped put there “we been waitin for ya” a dustball says, menacingly 9648107
Reposted by InsaniteaseAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Baldwin: He ran on lowering costs for hardworking families. The image at that inauguration—of him putting billionaires up there—shows who he’s going to be beholden to and who he’s going to be fighting for, especially when it comes to tax legislation. 1074608829
Insanitease @insanitease.bsky.social · 24/01/2025We now live in a fascist oligarchy and no one is lifting a finger to stop it. 010
Reposted by InsaniteaseSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/01/2025In the 70’s, men grew their sideburns long enough to shelter orphaned fawns. Women stropped jello knives on their leather chaps. It was all so bitchin. Kids smoked Winstons and our ashtrays were shaped like livers. Everything was the color of Burger King 49479113
Reposted by InsaniteaseSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Turned the news on for the first time in 2 months and the very first thing I heard was a guy saying how we have to refrain from burning bridges with those who disagree with us and then I pulled a hammy throwing the radio off of a high bridge 1113327
Reposted by InsaniteasehateGOP @hategop.bsky.social · 15/01/2025"I'm flabbergasted that Hegseth was not able to answer a very simple question, and that especially since he actually mentioned the importance of the Indo-Pacific in his opening statement," said Duckworth, herself a disabled veteran and the only senator of southeast Asian descent. 084
Reposted by InsaniteaseAmanda Knox @amandaknox.com · 12/01/2025"Gulf of Daddy Didn't Love Me" 2965872
Reposted by InsaniteaseA Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 10/01/2025There’s a reason McDonald’s never had a sirloin sandwich on its menu. It would have been a McSteak. 111740
Reposted by Insaniteaselalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Reposting is so much easier than posting 15317126
Reposted by InsaniteaseArt Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires. In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought. Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit. IN ONE MONTH. Bish needs to sit TF down. 1452359298912
Reposted by InsaniteaseCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Here’s an idea how bout YOU grow up fart face 19827
Insanitease @insanitease.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Thought I had a heart attack yesterday. After blood tests,stress test,and ultrasound, I found out I'm just very disappointed. 000
Reposted by Insaniteasemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Dishwasher is broken. Using a fireplace poker and barbecue tongs to eat spaghetti off a wall clock 1483700286
Reposted by InsaniteaseMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Sometimes it’s cartwheels on the beach. Sometimes it’s drips from the gas station awning. 04219
Reposted by InsaniteaseJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/01/2024Squirrel Thoughts "I think the other squirrels are hiding things from me." 110240
Reposted by InsaniteaseUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/01/2025it’s nice to actually see some hard-hitting news reporting done without an obvious left or right wing bias 1435544
Reposted by InsaniteaseAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I wanna be the guy who gets to test drugs to see if it’s unsafe to operate heavy machinery. 829078
Reposted by InsaniteaseGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 06/01/2025[literally forgetting all my police training] omg there’s a shooty bang stealy thing at the bank please send more guys dressed like me 5291109
Reposted by InsaniteaseBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 06/01/2025DJ: can y’all feel the noise? ME: *shouting over club music* I’M NOT SURE I’VE EVER REALLY FELT ANYTHING 620363
Reposted by InsaniteaseBAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 06/01/2025thank you, autocorrect, I definitely wanted to type Obi-Wan Lenovo 519327
Reposted by Insaniteasedawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 06/01/2025bow down before the one you serve you're gonna get Ernie and Bert 45714
Reposted by InsaniteaseGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Me: sorry man, but always remember there’s a lot of fish in the sea Friend: weird thing to say at my mom’s funeral 640899
Reposted by Insaniteasedr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 04/01/2025if you're still finding confetti in your butt crack then it was a great new years eve 14317
Reposted by InsaniteaseTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 04/01/2025You know that vulnerable undeveloped soft spot on a baby's head? That's my whole body now. 9400141
Reposted by Insaniteaseweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Your mother and I can't believe you're satisfied with so little. We're just disappointed you're so happy is all. 733334
Reposted by InsaniteaseMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/12/2024When Jimmy Carter lost the 1980 election, he didn't lounge about in a cheesy members-only nightclub lying and whining about how the election was stolen, he set about helping people by reducing illness and increasing peace in other countries. Unlike Donald Trump, he wasn't a malignant narcissist. 583518529
Reposted by Insaniteasekim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/01/2025if i were bono, i’d quit music & open up a gluten free bakery called “Where The Treats Have No Grain” 2376761581
Reposted by InsaniteaseKate Tuttle @katekilla.bsky.social · 03/01/2025This guy is up for adoption at my local animal shelter, in case anyone is looking for a guy like this. 582171201495
Reposted by Insaniteasemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/12/2024we'll probably never know for sure why george washington crossed whatever river that was 111039
Reposted by InsaniteaseAsstown Baker @asstownbakery.bsky.social · 30/12/2024My job in finance is really starting to interfere with writing an epic blues song about the devil 4409
Reposted by Insaniteasemo @chuuuew.bsky.social · 28/12/2024ME: [takes cat to vet] VET: What seems to be the problem? ME: He's a bastard 320640
Reposted by InsaniteaseForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Getting to know me is against the Geneva Convention. 610535
Reposted by InsaniteaseSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Mailboxes are so fancy now. I just now mistook one for an attractive woman in white slacks reaching down to pick up her fake passport 914842
Insanitease @insanitease.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Everyone forgot my birthday again today. Just because dumb ol' Jesus had his yesterday. I'm too old to care. The hookers and blow are too much work anymore. 010
