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Kerry

@ikerry.bsky.social
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incapable of being unhip ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★🛸

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I don't believe any of you are carrying around bingo cards.
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 20/07/2025
It is what it is, and that is nothing
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
As a society, we gotta go back to casting some people out into the wilderness.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I want to be haunted by places and things, not food or people.
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 20/07/2025
You can easily drop everything and come pick me up
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I bought you a sword please respond.
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Ok who the fuck left all this jam in here unpumped
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Friend: go big or go home Me: home
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
happy birthday america, you fucking jackass
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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It’s ok to disagree on climate change, water over the bridge.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
biblically accurate international space station
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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I’d much rather watch a concert with a little football game at intermission.
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
what i wouldnt give to be an alien zooming around the multiverse in cute little ufo
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
You ever just think about moss
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
However much water you’re drinking, it’s not enough. It will never be enough
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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I would like to vote for the reptilian shapeshifters now, please.
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Don't forget to look up at the sky
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Now, more than ever, aliens
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
If there's one thing I've learned about getting older it's that you shouldn't
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 31/01/2025
we should eat the government
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
“Your password cannot be that stupid one you always try to use.”
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This January feels longer than a Phish song.
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Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) @linanneblack.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Is there some kind of spa treatment where I can be sanded right back down to the original wood grain?
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The United States of Fuck This Shit.
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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
you are but microplastics, and to microplastics you shall return.
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Corpsy @corpsepilot.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
"All religion my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry." Edgar Allan Poe
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’m over forty. “The other day” is either three days or eighteen months ago.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
nice credit score you got there. be a shame if it was all...imaginary
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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
a gofundme for a cobb salad
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If God closes a door to teach a man to fish, make lemonade
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
BREAKING: Scientists Agree to Halt Search for Amnesia Cure “Until Everything Stops Sucking”
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Cicadas have it right. I'm tunneling underground. See you in 17 years to scream for a while.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If you’re real quiet, you can hear my knees weeping as I approach this treadmill.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
ok damn January got hands
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harpy @harpy.party · 21/01/2025
i'm glad that nothing matters, but it's also kind of a bummer
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J_Curtis 🇨🇦 @j-curtis.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Listening to Betty Davis Eyes just makes you want to slap people around
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
We're renaming the Great Lakes to the Canada Lakes. 🇨🇦
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Sorry I’ve been irritable for the past few always.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is all the Monolith’s fault.
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Ointmental @ointmental.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
Anything can be a cat toy if you don’t want it to be
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