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Tamper Proof Lid

@readuction.bsky.social
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 17h
I assume this game is being produced by ai between the bumper music going on for almost 2/3 of an inning, the cut to different camera being closeups of midsections, etc.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 17h
It’s so funny how important having a good bullpen is and how like three teams have one
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18h
423 to center, lefty on lefty violence. Completely avoidable, lol
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18h
His pitch count was high! He got in trouble in the last inning!! He’s the only good arm on the team what are you doing it isn’t fuckint June it’s October lmao
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18h
Why take Tolle out? Hilarious
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18h
You can tell the marlins man isn’t married cause his wife would have rightly stepped in and put an end to his terrible bit years ago
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18h
The yankees remain committed to not being able to do basic baseball things beyond hit, occasionally ,
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18h
Warming up in the bullpen in front of a hair growth ad lmfao
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18h
Christ that challenge on the called strike. That framing isn’t THAT good. Pitch was like 4 inches out the zone lmao
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18h
7Ks through 3.1 for Schlittler. He’s extremely good. Also the red socks hitters are Doodoo Ass
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
We replaced all our light switches with these
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
Always reassured to see a ball player with a cross hanging from their neck during a ballgame. Here’s someone who is surely very normal,
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
Everyone at this game is nuts obviously, spending 3K to see ass baseball, but special shout out to the fucking lunatic wearing an aaron judge yankees american football jersey
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 19h
the erstwhile zapato
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
People from ‘new england’ are called “yankees”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Laura bush swerved her car to try to hit me earlier
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
‘Abreu can really throw’ putting it 1/3 of the way up the 3rd base line and about three fit in off the base path
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
These are the two stupidest ass names for ball clubs in the whole ass league. Yankees. Red socks. Shut the fuck up
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
Someone who thinks the yankees-red socks is “the best rivalry in sports”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
Thank Christ they put bob costas back in the tank they keep him. Every time someone speaks who isn’t him it’s almost enjoyable
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
Good hitters, poor fielders (protestant-coded) Poor hitters, amazing hitters (Catholic-coded)
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
Rafaela hilariously bad fielder and mediocre hitter. Someone I would not hesitate to start as my every day 2nd baseman,
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
The New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox are engaged in Custody Warfare
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
Jason Benetti should kill the liberty mutual insurance being
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
.627 OPS for Durran on the year. Lmao.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
New York and boston are two cities in the United States
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
They should have more ads on the baseball jerseys. I should have to wonder what teams are playing because there are so many ads n the baseball jerseys.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h
I hope the White Sox win the World Series
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 21h
Gertrude? Do not bedevil me with your cuboid breasts at this hour.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 22h
Probably exploring would be my guess
BBC: “Family of British explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes say they don't know where he is” with picture of older man with gray hair and bushy eyebrows, presumably sir fiennes
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Suck my dick, bitch” wow
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hmu if this is you
a naked mannequin or a cpr dummy or something with long titties, an open mouth, and a thousand yard stare just leaning against a brick wall like fml
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Roman tonsure bf Celtic tonsure gf
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Scott 𐚁 Cataloochee Hogtoe 𐚁 Cave @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
imagining “el salsero,” smiling, levitating a little
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scurvy, otherwise known as Sailor’s Cringe,
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My performance review notes that I “turned the heat up on these hoes”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’ll not be marching down Garvaghy Road you fucking freaks
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They really bouta expect our asses at work tomorrow and shit
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The nfl study abroad games are funny cause they go to like england or whatever and it’s like man this food is ass and then they go to Brazil and players are like wait people can make noise at a stadium? They sing songs? Bruh
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cleveland in the news it seems what happen the river catch on fire again le
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
jamie bryson stick your baldy face in a frying pan and video it you freak bastard
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loudly going “naturally, I am wondering what my Wife’s opinion is on the matter” whenever the waiter asks me anything
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*watching Jennifer Garner's Architectural Digest Home Tour* Jennifer Garner has changed the way I think about fireplaces
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Trying to think of a very cutting line to say to the woman that is dumping me) The only thing sensitive in your body is your teeth!
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Golf guys are basically men who love accessories but don’t realize it
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They’re going to beat normal people who want to live their lives and have come to stand on the road all so that 30 freaks can march down a road they’ve no reason to be on to commemorate a tradition rooted in and characterized by murder.
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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My liege the hos are bringing forward a battering ram
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
‘The davinci code’? What, was he worried a girl would read it? 😂
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
british direct rule at the root of all the pain 6 counties have been made to suffer for hundreds of years and they will always default to hate-filled and bloody decisions because that is the point of british rule un Ireland. To maim and murder for maiming and murdering’s sake.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘PSNI’? Yeah, I’m pissing on em alright
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