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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

All questions are trick questions.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My wife just came upstairs, looked at me, and asked, “Why are you you?”

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I need to un-Sheeran my algorithm.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I bit a spider and now it can run formulas in Excel spreadsheets.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Got my hands on the iPhone Duo!

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I could have been a professional baseball player, if only my parents had named me Bryce or Cole.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“I’m on enough progesterone to murder someone,” is something my wife just said.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"What would Dolly do?" shall forever guide humanity.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

She wanted to spend more time lying to her family.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"Rubella" was Donald Trump's nickname at Wharton.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

A cancelled work meeting shines light into darkness.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The pan flute is also known as the deep dish flute.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Ok, but have you seen my quarter three budget spreadsheet in 70mm IMAX?

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Streaming Lollapalooza on my phone from the couch as Christopher Nolan intended.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I agree with Emily Wilson's take on The Odyssey. It's a wildly mediocre film. She's an expert and has every right to share her reaction. In her review, however, she seems to relish in her hatred of the movie. I don't think any artist should enjoy panning another's work. Art is hard enough as it is.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I like to save a bit of yesterday’s coffee to drink while I make today’s fresh coffee. It’s like a sourdough starter for my psyche.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Trump has threatened Canada with tariffs for wildfire smoke, which is a good reminder that he doesn’t understand how tariffs work. Or how fire works. Or how Canada works.

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Listen, if you don’t know the difference between Democratic socialism and communism, I’m not engaging with you. Crack a book.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

There's 60 grams of protein in get the hell away from me

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Spending July 4th lamenting the dire state of things, as the founding fathers intended.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

We are all the Reflecting Pool.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

More than a metaphor. But also a glorious metaphor.

Trump’s name being removed from the Kennedy Center.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

[whispering to crying baby] You have no idea

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I have to stop trying to explain to non-gen-x-ers how big of a deal ninjas used to be.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My wife accidentally startled me in our kitchen, and it's good to have confirmation that, should I encounter an actual intruder in our home, I will drop whatever I am holding, run in place, and shriek like a child.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

AI jargon in the workplace is out of control. I just got an email that said, “May I prompt you to iterate a meeting on Monday afternoon, Tuesday morning, or BEEP BEEP BOOP BOP BLEEP BLEEP BOOP?”

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

My favorite whiskey bar has started serving coffee in the morning, so this is where I live now.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Sporting my new PRIDE SIDE OF THE MOON shirt by the lovely and talented @bornmiserable.bsky.social! Love is love is love and I love this tee!

Dorky me wearing a pride shirt designed by Tony.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Pete Hegseth is Build-a-Bear Genghis Khan.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Pete Hegseth is Build-a-Bear Genghis Khan.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

If your conversation opener is "I hate to bother you," then you don't hate it enough.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Happy Funding This Jackass War Day.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Just to clarify, now we’re the crazy bastards blocking the fucking strait?

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Six years ago today, Allen and the Allens made its debut with a cover of this tune by the marvelous Heather Styka.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

There has been way too much inboxing deliverables, visualizing relevant information, and leveraging synergies for one work week. Also, what?

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

BREAKING: Trump thought the moon was getting too much attention.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Every single member of the Republican Party should be forced to read this aloud to their families and admit that they support this with their silence.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

My new outgoing phone message: “Hi, you’ve reached my voicemail. At the tone, please leave your name and number and— oh, wait. That’s you on the other line. Perfect. Hang up here, and I’ll pick up over there.” Zero voicemails. Five stars.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

When the astronauts are closest to the moon, I hope they tell it to leave our oceans and werewolves alone.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

It’s always good to schedule your war crimes. Be specific!

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I didn’t watch Trump’s address tonight, but I did just walk by a cat vomiting up part of a mouse on the sidewalk, so I got the gist.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I love using em dashes, and AI is ruining it for me. AI is also ruining the world. The world is also ruining itself. But, still. My em dashes.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

The shift from hoping your doctor is older than you to hoping your doctor is younger than you is an actual thing.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

People quickly believing that Jim Carey had an *impersonator* show up to publicly receive an award in France instead of believing that he had some cosmetic work done, was high as a kite, and/or was just in a different fucking MOOD is the reason Trump is in power.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Vote. More. Women. Into. Office.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

[Morgan Freeman voiceover]: "But the Union was not strong."

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