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anton lestrange

@hugemclarge.bsky.social
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12h
feed a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day but teach a man to fish and he’ll still make a weirdly sexual reply to your post about triscuts
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20h
murder, she hoped
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 7h
My internet is back on and it's about to be everyone's problem.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 13h
Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 53m
It’s nice being on bsky instead of twitter, where every woman’s tweet seems to summon an army of men eager to call her a whore.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 2h
America’s Next Top Foodborne Illness
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 42m
there's always that one rando that takesbyour shit post seriously and replies w some earnest thought. and I just let it lie w no response or like...
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 7h
i read the room. it’s not a bestseller
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 4h
But why wouldn't you take a very kinky girl home to your mother?
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 1h
saying "okay I've had enough of your drivel, enjoy the rest of your day" and closing the door on the window sales person at my door.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 4h
My body is law-abiding, but my brain isn't.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 6h
Not sure what exactly I expected from the end times but I definitely did not anticipate this many fucking leafblowers
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 11h
I get to drive for the first time in a month so I apologize in advance if I hit you from behind.
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 13h
horrible decision on your part.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13h
Centram Silver comes in a 250 tablet supply. At my age that's taking a chance. They should come in a 30 day supply so I won't waste money.
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 13h
such a great album (and band)
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20h
A thousand different versions of yourself 🎼
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Sleeping Lessons
The Shins · Wincing the Night Away · Song · 2007
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 20h
The world’s oldest wreck has been found and I have no idea how they got to me.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 15h
You seem really peaceful, what's it like to have no clue what's going on in the world?
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21h
just got blocked by some "dildo" account for liking their political post... I'm never leaving this place
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A weighted blanket is not enough, I need to be poured into the foundation of a parking structure like a mob victim
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
honestly I couldn't give less of a shit about kelly clarkson and some robot bird
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you have enough time to go down the rabbit hole of this Kelly Clarkson versus boutique arts shop in Brooklyn fracas, you have enough time to check your voter registration: midterms.voteamerica.org/vote/verify/...
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/10/2026
a star wars cover band called sarlacc! at the disco
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cookies or sewing supplies?
Cambridge & Thomas danish style butter cookies
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why is “rest in peace” exclusively reserved for dead people? Pretty sure everyone alive would be thrilled with some peaceful rest.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I have my own hoodies. I’m coming for your hat.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I began by searching for happiness, later settled for peace.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He claimed to bring it back, but there was some debate about whether sexy was gone in the first place.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This day in history. 2007. Former US vice-president Al Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for warning everyone about global warming and breaking up a fight between Tipper and Moon Unit Zappa.
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm now old enough to miss the parts of my body that no longer crack
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
as an indie game fan, far far west is a hoot. fun/engaging game play and lots of customization options
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar,” Freud said, rhythmically thrusting a cigar into his anus.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's very difficult to explain what I'm doing here to normal people
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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do, Or do not. There is no try, Charlie Brown
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This day in history. 409. Barbarian Alans crossed the Pyrenees and raided Iberia with their ferocious allies the Simons, the Nigels, and the Mileses.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My mind is racing but it’s definitely a nascar type situation
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
idk where these whore shorts are available, but you can be damn certain I want a pair
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
After school specials did not prepare me for this
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Unlike weed, cereal has gotten weaker and less potent since I was a teenager.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I kept on getting interrupted while I was making this but tada! Apple pie skull cake that wound up looking some fuck ass Temu C3P0
Apple pie filling in cakeCake that looks like temu C3P0
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I say thoughts and prayers but I don’t think or pray
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Arma grande; número um means Big gun; number one @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If by religion you mean Santana playing the longest guitar solos in history, accompanied by keyboard and bongo solos in the song La Puesta del Sol, then see you in church #musicsky
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am entirely serious when I say that this should be seen as a moderate position. It specifically and surgically dismantles institutions that did not exist pre-9/11 and assigns their functions much as they were assigned pre-9/11.
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and my axe! sent a donation to truth out as well
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Ciggy Pop @ciggypop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If the value of the sports team franchise continues to increase then why can't player salaries increase too ?
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
giggleshitting about telling my teenagers that our dinner tonight is "absolutely not sus, no cap"
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m kind of a slut for shits and giggles
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
with focus and determination i will one day evolve into the perfect being* i was always meant to be *couch potato
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