Reposted by anton lestrangesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12hfeed a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day but teach a man to fish and he’ll still make a weirdly sexual reply to your post about triscuts 818543
Reposted by anton lestrangeThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20hmurder, she hoped 316447
Reposted by anton lestrangeBreakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 7hMy internet is back on and it's about to be everyone's problem. 15413
Reposted by anton lestrangeSpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 13hStop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything 26424
Reposted by anton lestrangeBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 53mIt’s nice being on bsky instead of twitter, where every woman’s tweet seems to summon an army of men eager to call her a whore. 6267
Reposted by anton lestrangeThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 2hAmerica’s Next Top Foodborne Illness 0208
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 42mthere's always that one rando that takesbyour shit post seriously and replies w some earnest thought. and I just let it lie w no response or like... 020
Reposted by anton lestrangeDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 7hi read the room. it’s not a bestseller 06626
Reposted by anton lestrangeCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 4hBut why wouldn't you take a very kinky girl home to your mother? 64414
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 1hsaying "okay I've had enough of your drivel, enjoy the rest of your day" and closing the door on the window sales person at my door. 021
Reposted by anton lestrangestrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 4hMy body is law-abiding, but my brain isn't. 03116
Reposted by anton lestrangeBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 6hNot sure what exactly I expected from the end times but I definitely did not anticipate this many fucking leafblowers 413038
Reposted by anton lestrangeDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 11hI get to drive for the first time in a month so I apologize in advance if I hit you from behind. 3214240
Reposted by anton lestrangeMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13hCentram Silver comes in a 250 tablet supply. At my age that's taking a chance. They should come in a 30 day supply so I won't waste money. 410250
Reposted by anton lestrangeLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20hA thousand different versions of yourself 🎼open.spotify.comSleeping LessonsThe Shins · Wincing the Night Away · Song · 2007 1173
Reposted by anton lestrangeMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 20hThe world’s oldest wreck has been found and I have no idea how they got to me. 49635
Reposted by anton lestrangemean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 15hYou seem really peaceful, what's it like to have no clue what's going on in the world? 915835
Reposted by anton lestrangeLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21hjust got blocked by some "dildo" account for liking their political post... I'm never leaving this place 411226
Reposted by anton lestrangeBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A weighted blanket is not enough, I need to be poured into the foundation of a parking structure like a mob victim 1427192
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026honestly I couldn't give less of a shit about kelly clarkson and some robot bird 091
Reposted by anton lestrangeCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026If you have enough time to go down the rabbit hole of this Kelly Clarkson versus boutique arts shop in Brooklyn fracas, you have enough time to check your voter registration: midterms.voteamerica.org/vote/verify/... 17615103
Reposted by anton lestrange🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/10/2026a star wars cover band called sarlacc! at the disco 612440
Reposted by anton lestrangeDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Cookies or sewing supplies? 309114
Reposted by anton lestrange𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Why is “rest in peace” exclusively reserved for dead people? Pretty sure everyone alive would be thrilled with some peaceful rest. 418364
Reposted by anton lestrangeMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I have my own hoodies. I’m coming for your hat. 49736
Reposted by anton lestrangeBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I began by searching for happiness, later settled for peace. 218893
Reposted by anton lestrangeBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He claimed to bring it back, but there was some debate about whether sexy was gone in the first place. 512259
Reposted by anton lestrangeJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This day in history. 2007. Former US vice-president Al Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for warning everyone about global warming and breaking up a fight between Tipper and Moon Unit Zappa. 09137
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm now old enough to miss the parts of my body that no longer crack 0105
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026as an indie game fan, far far west is a hoot. fun/engaging game play and lots of customization options 041
Reposted by anton lestrangeGian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar,” Freud said, rhythmically thrusting a cigar into his anus. 0185
Reposted by anton lestrangeCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It's very difficult to explain what I'm doing here to normal people 39637
Reposted by anton lestrangeMarl @marlebean.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Do, Or do not. There is no try, Charlie Brown 1409
Reposted by anton lestrangeJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This day in history. 409. Barbarian Alans crossed the Pyrenees and raided Iberia with their ferocious allies the Simons, the Nigels, and the Mileses. 26832
Reposted by anton lestrangeBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My mind is racing but it’s definitely a nascar type situation 34621
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026idk where these whore shorts are available, but you can be damn certain I want a pair 0158
Reposted by anton lestrangeFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026After school specials did not prepare me for this 310438
Reposted by anton lestrangeStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Unlike weed, cereal has gotten weaker and less potent since I was a teenager. 514531
Reposted by anton lestrangeEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I kept on getting interrupted while I was making this but tada! Apple pie skull cake that wound up looking some fuck ass Temu C3P0 2213113
Reposted by anton lestrangeDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I say thoughts and prayers but I don’t think or pray 08130
Reposted by anton lestrangeArma grande; número um means Big gun; number one @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 14/10/2026If by religion you mean Santana playing the longest guitar solos in history, accompanied by keyboard and bongo solos in the song La Puesta del Sol, then see you in church #musicsky 2103
Reposted by anton lestrangeEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I am entirely serious when I say that this should be seen as a moderate position. It specifically and surgically dismantles institutions that did not exist pre-9/11 and assigns their functions much as they were assigned pre-9/11. 1354091647
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026and my axe! sent a donation to truth out as well 010
Reposted by anton lestrangeCiggy Pop @ciggypop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If the value of the sports team franchise continues to increase then why can't player salaries increase too ? 042
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026giggleshitting about telling my teenagers that our dinner tonight is "absolutely not sus, no cap" 092
Reposted by anton lestrangeDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’m kind of a slut for shits and giggles 02711
Reposted by anton lestrangeCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12/10/2026with focus and determination i will one day evolve into the perfect being* i was always meant to be *couch potato 35330