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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby!

@ceu---azul.bsky.social
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I am not a follower. Nor a Liker. Profit is criminal, religion is stupidity, faith is a mental illness. The truth hurts. And the way I fling it at you, it will hurt twice as much. He/Himtelligent

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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 48m
Europeans: -"rusland? what word is that?" -"sent to the trenches? why are speaking like it's WW1 ?" -"dude we ARE enemies. We couldn't be more enemies. get out of Ukraine" #russia #propaganda
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 1h
Did you guys know Pearl Jam are still the best? #musicsky
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 1h
It's not just the tv and your phone, it's your car too. "You're the product"
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 2h
#schmitt #kennedy #Smith
douchebags holding up an epstein files sign
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h
🤣🤣🤣 I just couldn't stop laughing! 🤣🤣🤣 #straitofhormel
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h
Piss ant? what on earth is a piss ant? is it a cousin of the dung beetle? #stevemiller #pissant #dadjokes
horrible nazi guy being called a piss ant
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 4h
Instead of winning on the battelfield, #russians are now apparently making #AI videos of winning on the battlefield ! #Ukraine
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 6h
yes, yes, orange man bad but what say you, mr. smith, about having attended a game in Berlin played by the famed team Paris Scent German ??? and that you were also in Moscow watching the legendary Bullet perform the Swam Lake? we have text messages showing you WERE at the festival Turning Can!
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 7h
Badge of honour! #canada #cartoons
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 12h
At first I couldn't fathom who this man was that was selling Hugh Bonneville's books... 🤣 I couldn't avoid reposting this! facial architecture indeed hahahahahahah 👍🏽
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 12h
Other super-powers offer the stick, we offer the carrot. That is why we have friends everywhere 😃
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 13h
"By 2030, passengers will be able to travel directly between Lisbon and Madrid in five hours. And by 2034, in around three hours – giving millions of people a fast and more sustainable alternative to flying; connecting Portugal and Spain; and linking them into Europe's wider high-speed rail network"
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 14h
This is genius! Learn how to be a #trump / #farage 😄👍🏽
voteforturtle.eu
Vote for Turtle - a short game about disinfo
A short, fun and educational game about disinformation. And a Turtle.
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 14h
Our #EU leaders are so smart and democratic, I love them #Belarus is still in play, guys, don't consider it hopelessly lost to the enemy.
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 15h
One of the most awesome things ever #witcher
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 15h
from now on the #UK needs to be wary and protect this government because with this, they have just put a target on their backs #USA and #Russia will be throwing everything at them to try to prevent this from happening!
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 15h
Sometimes you encounter pure genius online chef's kiss!
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 15h
and jewish people don't suicide by gas chamber atheists don't burn themselves at the stake gay arabs don't stone themselves to death #racist #americans murdered those folks!
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Tuta @tuta.com · 28/09/2026
🚨🇪🇺 The #ChatControl trilogue starts on Tuesday & the EU Council is trying to pressure Parliament into giving up its opposition. We must stop them once again! 💪🏼 Because no matter the framing, the truth remains the same: There's no backdoor for the good guys only! ➡️ fightchatcontrol.eu
Screenshot from fightchatcontrol website
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I admire this person's commitment to calling trump Fuck Face. He's been doing it for a while. He's also right in his assertions here; but what I enjoy most is the Fuck Face moniker. 😁
Fuck Face with president Xi, dictator of china
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zuck is the most openly criminal man on earth. Not musk! Musk tries to hide and lie. #Zuck seems proud of doing everything wrong all the time. Of being convicted in every country. Of hurting every innocent. Of persecuting every democratic person. Of preying on every #child and #woman. Pure evil!
zuck with pervert glasses below an old ad for x-ray specs
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The scientific community has no doubts about #vaccines. Intellectuals, geniuses, scholars, have no doubt aboyut vaccines. We're all behind them 100%. It's only the political community, especially those americans without any principles whatsoever (you might have heard of them), who invented this 1/n
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not the #Science! #russian terrorism is truly abominable.
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In other words: We got this! (as I keep reassuring worried foreigners) 🇪🇺=💪🏽+🧠
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a #European under attack, report it, don’t face it alone like in the movies, when they tell you "don't call the police or you'll regret it", definitely call the #police right there and then
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now I'm wishing I had a dog... 😍
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's getting depressing seeing all the #american posts about this great #deal they got on #meat for dinner like they just bought a car and I guess that as usual I'm the first to notice, and this is just the beginning
I made this meme for a different post, it's an Arby's ad that says European union instead. The slogan is We have the non-contaminated meats
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#VoteGreen in every country. yes, even yours, mate, if you're reading this. It's not throwing your vote away, as they say in american propaganda. It is the surest way to improve your country let's face it, if you're a greedy dishonest politician without empathy, you never join the green party 😉
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saturday Night Live's got a new season here's the iconic Weekend Update #SNL
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My inner #bulshit detector is set on high sensitivity
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pro tip: the american Republicans are the party of paedophiles and animal abusers, that's why they keep thinking of paedophilia and bestiality
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys if you saw Denmark make a fool of trump, no you didn't! sssshhh! (it is SO funny, though)
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol so #funny! on a serious note, he's been giving #Vandals a bad name
en.wikipedia.org
Vandals - Wikipedia
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and wait until you guys hear about Al Gore
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a very interesting insight #🇺🇦 #drone
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I took #Covid vaccinations back in 2021 and now I find myself five years older! Gained weight, beard getting grey, everything. I completely blame the #mRNA #vaccines for this happening.
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Trainspotting 1996
ALT: Trainspotting 1996
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's SUPER weird and lunatic, the power and number of weapons we monkey's cousins have built; just because of how mad it makes us that other people were live outside an imaginary line we drew on a map, instead of inside It's a gigantic exaggeration #nuclear #weapons
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
old mcdonald #trump had a bot farm #AI
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This video is a slam-dunk 🙂 #spain #NY
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you want to see the awesome Tommie Earl Jenkins and hear his thunderous voice in your local convention? ⬇️
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I actually watched this on Gatimo's advice and I can 200% confirm. 👍🏽👍🏽 #spy #show
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
today I get this notification that someone added me to a #list of #Taskmaster fans AND blocked me! 👀 hahaha bluesky, don't ever change! 😄
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have the utmost admiration for Ethan #Hawke (The Lowdown, The Good Lord Bird) he's just like me! he always says what's on his mind and he has a lot on his mind 😁 (I completely forgive him for liking the #beatles so much 😆)
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trust me guys, a Diedrich Bader endorsement is not something to ignore! Tell everyone you know in #SC to vote for her. Let's go! ✊🏽
screenshot of bluesky profile
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the exactly right way to describe the situation.
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🇺🇦 If you know, you know 😉 🇺🇦
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have a target on our backs. #EU #USA #Ukraine
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This seems like it will document one of the weirdest eras of human history for posterity from @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social
youtube.com
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#american philosophy confuses me "she does this out of the goodness of her own heart! get her! get her!"
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