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🗽 THE NEW YORK LIBERTY ARE SEMIFINALS BOUND 🗽 The Liberty advance after defeating the Lynx 2-0 in the First Round. 2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel

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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 5h

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 12h

this is hilarious. why would he think this is a mic drop. what is going on

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 6h

This is one of the most painful things you’ll ever see and you should absolutely see it

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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 17h

Academic here, yeah I know it’s September still!

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 7h

WIND CANT STOP FLOOF

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 6h

This is one of the most painful things you’ll ever see and you should absolutely see it

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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 12h

A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 8h

me: wtf are you talking about *likes reply*

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 17h

YES HENLO THESE R MY TOY

A walrus in a Bernese mountain dog suit splays out on the basement floor next to a smiling lion vehicle and a baby jeep

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explore.org @explore.org · 12h

There can only be one. Go VOTE at fatbearweek.org and choose your ultimate 2026 fighter.

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Richard @omarltl.bsky.social · 9h

We do sports @darthbluesky.bsky.social #DogsOfBluesky

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 10h

New: We obtained witness videos and surveillance footage showing ICE parking their cars, arresting an observer, and transferring detainees in parking lots across 4 of Chicago's police districts. Local officials have tried banning ICE from city property. But incidents in the lots keep stacking up:

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In plain sight: a year of ICE using Chicago police parking lots for its operations

Videos and witness testimony show immigration agents continue using Chicago police station parking lots despite a ban on their access to city property. Records obtained from the Civilian Office of Pol...

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The News & Observer @newsobserver.com · 10h

The new business will join retailers like T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods in the shopping center by January.

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Raleigh’s Falls Village shopping center will get a new business next year

The new business will join retailers like T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods in the shopping center by January.

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 10h

this is a pattern, not only across the history of Trump Administrations, but across US immigration policing. Terror followed by outrage followed by a steady hum of violence that appears normal by comparison to what preceded it. I don‘t think it “climaxed” but it‘s important to stay focused.

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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 12h

“Fled to The Hague” is going to stick with me. “You retreated to your petty LAWS and you expect me to take you seriously here today sir?!”

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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 12h

🤣

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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 17h

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Heidi Kitrosser @heidikitrosser.bsky.social · 12h

“Fled to The Hague” is truly hilarious. That’s like telling Superman; “I see that you fled to Metropolis to help them fight crime!”

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 12h

this is hilarious. why would he think this is a mic drop. what is going on

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 16h

Schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop *paws* schlop schlop schlop schlop

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Kelsey K Davenport (She/Her) @kkdavenportauthor.bsky.social · 13h

@evanbernick.bsky.social

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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Butterfly meme:

Worst people: is LOTR telling me to impose my will on others?

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Anna O. Law @unlawfulentries.bsky.social · 17h

Reread this chapt by Lucy Salyer in the Immigration Stories ed volume. She makes clear the SG Conrad arguing against Chinese birthright citizenship was an unreoconstructed southerner + all arguments about "subject to the jurisdiction" being recycled today appeared post-ratification of the 14th Am.

3. "Wong Kim Ark: The Contest Over Birthright Citizenship" book chapter by Lucy E. Salyer.

In August 1895, Wong Kim Ark sailed into San Francisco harbor
aboard the steamship Coptic, returning to the city of his birth after a
visit to China. His journey did not end there, however, as Wong Kim
Ark’s right to enter and remain in the United States, the country of his
birth, became embroiled in a fierce legal battle that was not resolved
until the U.S. Supreme Court finally decided in his favor in 1898.! The
legal question was deceptively simple: Under the Fourteenth Amendment,
are all persons born in the United States American citizens? As
one legal commentator at the time noted, the ‘“‘commonly accepted
notion” was that birth conferred citizenship.? The uncommon length of
the attorneys’ briefs and the Court’s divided opinion suggest, however,
that the issue was not so straightforward, especially in an era of growing

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Alex Merz 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦 @merz.bsky.social · 15h

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 15h

Not that I‘m in the least bit surprised, but Control: Resonant is a colossally ambitious and entertaining game. I expect it’ll get crowded out by the likes of GTA VI come awards season, but even in the early stages it‘s a banger.

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 15h

you have 10 seconds to authenticate your account you have 5 seconds to authenticate your account has been impounded your account has been crushed into a cube you have 10 seconds to authenticate your cube

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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 20h

As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things

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Schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop *paws* schlop schlop schlop schlop

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explore.org @explore.org · 29/09/2026

That was a close one. We can now confidently announce that your final contenders are: Bear 910 Bear 89 Backpack See you tomorrow for the Fat Bear Tuesday final!

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🎵 FLOOF GON GIVE IT TO YA 🎵

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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Our first-ever prehensile-tailed porcupette is happily nibbling on a hibiscus flower, and clearly enjoying every bite. 🥰 Now she needs a name! Keepers have narrowed it down to Amora, Bristle or Bramble, and you get to choose. 💕 Vote now at PDZA.org. We’ll announce the winning name this Thursday!

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The deep exhale from Case Keenum 😂

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explore.org @explore.org · 28/09/2026

A day away from the final showdown. Who will you pick to go head-to-head for the ultimate title? Make today count and VOTE at fatbearweek.org

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it really is, and the fact that the worst people aggressively misinterpret it should not persuade you otherwise

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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

nosfercatu slept in again

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Hal 10000 @hal10000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder if my little Bernedoodle can actually be descended from one of these giant dogs and then I see their behavior and I'm like "yep".

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explore.org @explore.org · 27/09/2026

Jolly and her Jollies - cuddle puddle.

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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Have you ever heard of Gabriel's Horn? It's a mathematical shape, a deceptively simple "solid of revolution" that will melt your brain. It's also one of my very favorite things of all time. Oh my yes, you'll love this: badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/a-geometri... 🧪

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A geometric shape that will destroy your brain

Gabriel’s Horn is bizarre and literally unrealistic. It’s also super cool.

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

States can and have banned 287 agreements within their borders. There’s a template for this, and any state that hasn’t done so is choosing not to do so.

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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 28/09/2026

Gone are the mass raids and militarized metro operations. Gone are the pomp and pageantry. But ICE arrests have hit record levels. ICE operations are no longer concentrated in large American cities. Immigration enforcement officials are also working in suburban and rural areas, all across the US.

A map of the United States that shows immigration arrests per 100,000 people since ICE's new enforcement strategy began under DHS secretary Markwayne Mullin.

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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There's donkeys on the Great Wall too.

Two girls, about ten, in one of the tower chambers of the Great Wall of China, pointing at a donkey with a rope around its neck, belonging to one of the workers who's always refurbishing something there.

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