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Charlotte Clymer

@charlotteclymer.bsky.social
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Writer. Lesbian. Texan. Veteran. Hoya. Jesus Fan. She. | cmclymer@gmail.com | I write about politics, religion, and culture in my award-winning blog/newsletter Charlotte's Web Thoughts: charlotteclymer.substack.com

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 1h
Looks like Trump's bold strategy of committing war crimes has once again failed to win over the Nobel Peace Prize committee. Tough crowd.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 9h
Me, a Cowboys fan during Week One: "I don't know, maybe this might be our year." Cowboys: "You idiot. You fucking idiot. You fool. Die."
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14h
I can scarcely imagine a more un-Christian thing than live-streaming an execution for the public.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 15h
Thank you, Sir. Back at you.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 15h
“Voters hadn’t simply abandoned their standards; they’d become aggrieved parties renegotiating a contract. And they had no problem negotiating it with a candidate who lacked decency because, to them, he seemed to be hiding nothing.” — @ilyseh.bsky.social www.thebulwark.com/p/access-hol...
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10 Years After the ‘Access Hollywood’ Tape
In retrospect, it marked the end of the gender politics debate.
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TiredOldYarnHo @tiredoldyarnho.bsky.social · 18h
I just verified my registration. Thanks for posting info ❤️💙💜
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 21h
They're called sexual predators for a reason. Men! Talk to your friends. Talk to your sons and brothers. Ask them if they understand consent. Hold accountable their sexism. Show some backbone. Stop being cowards. Stop protecting rapists and assailants and harassers among you. They're the bad guys.
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Courtney @resistasista76.bsky.social · 21h
Diamond Dames is SO GOOD @muellershewrote.com @charlotteclymer.bsky.social 💕 ⚽️ 🔥 grateful y’all are doing this. diamond-dames.simplecast.com
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Diamond Dames - A Ted Lasso Podcast
What happens when Charlotte Clymer and Allison Gill join forces to create a weekly podcast amid all the chaos of the news to chat about the most recent episode of season four of Ted Lasso? You’ll be t...
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Bobbi @bobbifl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YES!: Let’s stop attacking each other for the next 4 weeks and be laser focused on defeating trump and Republicans. Yes!! First we save democracy and then we debate what to do to make democracy work better.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a crazy idea… CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION: midterms.voteamerica.org/vote/verify/...
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beyond horrific. No words. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congres...
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, here's a random thought: maybe all of us who are Democrats and progressives should pause attacks on each other for the next three weeks and focus on beating Republicans. I promise our arguments will be so much more interesting in January after a blue tsunami.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I admit to being rather confused when some folks offer that Andrew Tate should face the death penalty for his sex crimes when it's a well-known fact he was brutally murdered by Greta Thunberg back in 2022.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There you have it, folks. If moderates don't support leftist candidates, moderates are evil. If moderates do support a leftist candidate, the leftist candidate must be evil. There is no winning. You will never make these people happy.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert died this morning. For 16 years, while he was a coach and government teacher at Yorkville High School in Yorkville, Illinois, Hastert sexually abused at least four boys (and likely more). (thread)
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I personally love seeing man babies whine and cry online because a woman who owns an NFL team has the audacity to be on the sidelines while the team she owns plays a game.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump: [posts Tom Cotton's personal cell online] Tom Cotton: [cowers like a punk ass instead of calling out sociopathy of Cult Daddy]
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No no no no, it is not just "someone with an alcohol problem." There are plenty of folks in this country who struggle with alcohol and don't make the incredibly selfish decision to drive drunk and put the lives of others in danger. Y'all really need to stop making excuses for shitty behavior.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, he got drunk, he got in a car knowing he was drunk, and he endangered the lives of others doing so. He could have killed someone. A grown ass man with enough money to have a personal driver decided to drive drunk. No sympathy for him. Sorry. And I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Delusional.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tony Romo is out at CBS over his DUI. Yet another drive resulting in a game-losing fumble.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One month until the election, and Republicans have already surrendered North Carolina.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's pretty great when a dickhead realizes the importance of consent in the milliseconds that a bullet enters his skull.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New York State Attorney General Letitia James has been named the special prosecutor by Gov. Kathy Hochul to investigate the Cornell 7. In other words: they are FUCKED fucked.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Madam Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi saying what’s what at the Emerge Luncheon this afternoon. @emergeamerica.bsky.social @pelosi.house.gov
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It never ceases to amaze me that the sort of men who claim women are too impulsive and emotional to be leaders are the same ones who swear sober men become completely incapacitated in reason and empathy in the presence of a drunk woman.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Riley Gaines had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a federal judge. She somehow did better in her race than in the lawsuit.
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Vicki Marklew @vmarklew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching this is the best laugh I’ve had in ages. And that punchline at the very end - 10/10 no notes.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pouring out a cold beer tonight for all the generals and admirals who were once again forced to sit through another lecture on manliness from No Tab Pete.
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Michael @mjfromla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wasn't the best Marine but a good one. '85 - '91 E-5 (Sgt) 📸 Jungle Warfare Instructor, Northern Training Area, Okinawa Japan '90s Hegseth - infantry officer, never earned a Ranger tab, never attended Ranger School, never attended the Q course didn't attend Sapper School. Nope to Airborne School.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't stop thinking about this. American farmers have lost $30 billion since Trump took over. Thirty. Billion. Thirty thousand millions. Holy shit.
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Susanne @minimuh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a master class take down of what happened yesterday in the Senate hearing 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some folks on the left are really showing their asses over the past 24 hours with their antisemitism and now threatening to split away from the movement over Mayor Mamdani's efforts to combat antisemitism. Okay, then fucking leave. Music to my ears. We don't want you. Bye.
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Irie DC @iriedc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All 20 minutes is fun, but Charlotte's coup de grâce in the last 60 seconds is 🤌🏾 lollllll Eric Schmitt
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sigh... it bears repeating: imagine if a Democrat had pulled that shit today in a congressional hearing. Every major newspaper editorial board in the country would be calling for their resignation, and Jake Tapper, through tears, would spend a chunk of his show asking what our country has become.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt fucked up so badly today that even The New York Times isn't mincing words on how badly he fucked up.
NYT Headline: As Jack Smith Testifies, a Senator’s Accusation of Perjury Falls Apart

Subhed: A Republican eager to prove the former special counsel was dishonest appeared to instead demonstrate his own confusion over basic facts.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you need to catch up on the whole controversy with GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt not knowing his sports and embarrassing himself while attempting to slander a public servant today, I made a 20 min. video explainer. Yes, 20 minutes. And I enjoyed the hell out of making it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjN...
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GOP Senator Eric Schmitt + Most Embarrassing Moment Ever in a Congressional Hearing (FULL EXPLAINER)
YouTube video by Charlotte Clymer
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Jesse Ellis @jesseellis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never watched a 20-minute IG video before. This was worth every second.
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scaryletter.bsky.social @scaryletter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was helpful because I don't know sports
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John Tomlinson @johntomlinson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOP: "Protect women's sports!" Also, GOP: "Sure there's a basketball team with "hawk" in the name. In the NBA. Duh. What else is there?"
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heard through the grapevine that Sen. Eric Schmitt has 18 staffers on his legislative team: 17 men and one woman. The woman on his staff deals exclusively with foreign policy, which means today's disaster during the hearing was all by conservative men who don't know sports.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God, I had so much fun putting together this 20 min. video on Eric Schmitt and the most embarrassing moment in a congressional hearing I’ve ever seen. Yes, 20 minutes. Full video on Instagram: www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4wvOY...
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How is possible that GOP Senator Eric Schmitt had a whole ass team working on today's hearing with Jack Smith and not one of them--including Schmitt--knows the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes and the Atlanta Hawks? Do none of these people watch sports?
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear god... GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt clearly loses his shit after it's revealed by Sen. Klobuchar that Schmitt confused the Iowa Hawkeyes college basketball team with the Atlanta Hawks NBA team in his attempt to claim Jack Smith was in Atlanta and colluded with Fani Willis. I'm gobsmacked. Holy shit.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love this woman. Chuck Schumer, you need to wake your ass up and realize you got an actual boss running for the Senate in Florida. Send her campaign more money immediately.
Tweet from Florida State Rep. Angie Nixon: “Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR”
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's say you joined a frat at Cornell. It's a small allowance in your otherwise disciplined college life. You completely stay out of trouble. You stayed out of trouble in high school, too. You get excellent grades. You volunteer at your local soup kitchen. You say your prayers before bed. 1/3
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's see the essays. Make them public. Let us read these scrawled golden tickets offered up by Cornell administrators to allow rapists to continue on with their lives unscathed. Was there a required word count? Did any of them use AI to write their "sorry for raping you" pieces? Let us read them.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm still undecided on which show I'd place at #1 for the 21st century, but in my mind, there's no doubt which show had the best series finale: it's "Mad Men" and no other show comes close.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While y'all are sharing that NYT list, just a friendly reminder that "The Wire" is a queer show and arguably one of the most impactful for LGBTQ visibility in the 21st century. If you're confused as to how it's a queer show, just sit with it for a while. It'll come to you. I promise.
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