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Jared Gonia

@jaredgonia.bsky.social
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I make stuff. he/him

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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 5h
It's your turn to wake up Billie Joe Armstrong.
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 11h
Vermont hello
Higher ground sign on the corner of a building
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's fucked up that "busts" are seldom sculpted low enough to include the boobs
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The hotel I'm staying at made me talk to a chatbot, which immediately gave me incorrect info. What are we doing here
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Tanuki’s Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would you still love me if I was a snail?
A cute elongated snail with its eyestalks out hanging on a yellow leaf
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we noticed that you aren't being kind to our ads
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We having any fun today?
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Jo @jokar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re making Godzilla go on GLP-1s now, what is this world coming to?!?
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So what ever happened with that whole lake america thing
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't remember what they are, but they're nice.
Holding seven light green finger ish size hot peppers some are a little more pointy and some round
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We having any fun today?
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tfw it's going to be a proper spicy jalapeno
A small jalapeno split lengthwise showing the orange waxy stuff on the ribs. That's the spice.
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some problems beg to be solved with harpoons
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Indeed job posting

Social Media Content Creator & Lube Technician

Grease Monkey Laramie, WY 82072

$15 - $17 an hour

Full-time
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some problems beg to be solved with harpoons
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 28/09/2026
say it with me now NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED
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Raven Onthill @ravenonthill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp."
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two screens from the television show workaholics. The first showing Blake pointing a finger into Adam's chest, text reads "just keep bein' yourself."
Second panel shows Adam standing by himself with text that says "that's horrible advice. Most people like me, actually."
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
never skip leg day
An oil painting of a giant white ox, with a massive body and extremely tiny legs. He stands solemnly in a field beneath a moody sky, as if presiding over some kind battle.
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Oblique Strategies @obliquestrategies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cut a vital connection
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 28/09/2026
now with working link UuU a respectable little shop update of 8 (-1 that sold) lightly cursed walnut boxes A small box for keeping your little treasures safe and under a watchful eye(s). A gentle curse upon those who may sneak a peek inside. www.galdrecraft.com
four walnut slide top boxes with little eye brands on various faces with little glass beads and dice to entice and beguile four walnut slide top boxes with little eye brands on various faces with purple walnut wax stars for visual interest
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Jene @luckymud.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
Please help if you can. Ashley's having a real rough time lately❤️
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regular_things @regularthings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"so what do you do for work?" 2026. improv scrappy log cabin with fusible applique. machine pieced and hand quilted.
a blue scrappy log cabin improv quilt that has the phrase "what a way to make a living" appliqued on to it. it's hanging on the side of a barn. same quilt from a slight angleclose up of the quilt another close up of the quilt
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bird millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
actually, i have the Mandate of Heaven i just choose not to use it because im humble like that
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
People are switching to their Halloween pfp and usernames already So now is when I tell everyone: i’m not ignoring you, i just don’t recognize you
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A cat named Foodslayer
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thought about doing stuff today but it's raining. So I guess I'll be lazy.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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cageyratfish (UTC-7) 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"But ... information gathered by a doorbell camera — like who lives in the home, a person's schedule, information on who visits that home — could also be used against survivors if it falls in the wrong hands." like cops? many of whom are abusers already using this tech to stalk partners & exes?
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Fun Ghoul 👻💜✨ @fungirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Too tired to live, too busy to die
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Eerily 🎃 🔮 @millyrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine meeting the love of your life and they love using AI…
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we didn't have anything like as many people claiming to have ADHD back in the days when everyone carried around a pack of inhalable stimulant drugs and took between 20 and 40 doses every day"
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graham @grahamswebsite.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
e-girl is short for 'ethernet girl'
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your mechanic today will be: Squeaky
A blue point cat on the seat of a side by side
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NOT ENOUGH COMMOTION FOR THE DEATH OF THE HEART FLAG!!! Maybe it’s cause I was raised on the streets of diy punk tumblr in the early 2010s, but I LOVE when a band makes a wall flag I also designed this one! No Ai, I simply just learned a new skill, and it’s my first design! SO PICK IT UP MAYBE
Picture of JER holding up a death of the heart wall flag
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Disgusting season.
Some sheds and a fence and trees with their leaves turning orange and redTree line with a tree turning orange
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Joanna🌱 @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And all of the skull stickers are holographic too!
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taddy mason @nogoblins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Worship dubstep
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tired fairy @ragesinggoddess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The thing I didn't know about THE JUNGLE until I read it is that it's much less about consumers buying adulterated food than it is about how the immigrant laborers working in the meat packing district were treated
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another day where I need to figure out what I'm doing.
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I need to buy more money
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Alexandra Gallant-Lee @alexandragallant.com · 26/09/2026
Just having a good time!
Just having a good time!

Two frogs dancing
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
moon birds
info board about house martins, which says: 

Migration theories
It's still not known exactly where in Africa house martins go in winter.
However, in the 17th century, people believed that martins and swallows remained in the UK and hibernated at the bottom of ponds.
An alternative theory was proposed by scientist Charles Morton who, finding no proof elsewhere, deduced they must fly to the moon.
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible bass+flute combination here that any fan of Boz Scaggs’ “Lowdown” is sure to love
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Boncana Maïga: Koyma Hondo (Official)
YouTube video by hotcasarecords
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pudding eternal
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 26/09/2026
may i interest you in some ice cream, my goated queen?
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