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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 1h

Among certain friends, these may be my new go to hostess gift

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 15h

It’s called piracy, maybe you’ve ar’d of it

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 15h

His name is William, maybe you’ve Hurt of him

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you come to Marin just know we pronounce it San Raphael not San Raphael, unless you’re Sally Jessy

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Kegsbreath giving Savonarola vibes. Let’s hope history rhymes

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Our president has the MyAss touch. Everything he touches turns to shit

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If only AI had a woman’s body. Then maybe we’d see some regulation 😒

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Spider-Man, but to his friends he’s just Peter Parkour

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Live in: 🇺🇸 Born in: 🇺🇸 Parents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Grandparents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇵🇱 Great Grandparents:🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇮🇪🇵🇱🇵🇱🇦🇹🇧🇷 Been to:🇺🇸🇫🇮🇷🇺🇺🇦🇪🇬🇮🇹🇦🇹🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇪 How about you?

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The disadvantage of Mapquest is that it doesn’t not have a public transportation route option. 90% of time I’m fine with that these days but today is not one of them 🙁

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

San Francisco Rec and Parks is celebrating 20 years of its Community Gardens Program! Come down to Alioto Park Saturday, 10am-Noon. Make potato prints with us and take home a tote! I’m baking blueberry muffins to bring. First come first serve!

Community garden photo. Black boxer puppy with white paws laying down, older brindle boxer brother sits besides him. They are in mulch path, squinting into the sunlight. Behind them is green compost bin and large compost pile. Red zinnias are blooming in the garden plot in foreground of photo

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Are prediction markets accepting bets on who will be with Twitler in his ballroom bunker during the last days of his presidency?

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oh look! The view from my window I can’t access the article (paywall) but can at least be amused by the lead

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The only smears Natalie Harp has to contend with are the ones in Trumps diapers

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I remember that Forbes/Trump rivalry in the 80s was a thing. This headline kinda got my hopes up 🫤 These poor service members though

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Nabisco thought Sandy Duncan too glassy eyed for the Stoned Wheat Thins campaign

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The worst part about running Pink Saturday was working with Scott Wiener. He was quick to take credit for any successes and always had a sound bite for the papers, but he did little more than maintain the bare minimum of city support that Bevan Dufty and Mark Leno had worked hard to establish. 1/12

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Wiener built an AI chatbot to mock Chan’s politics. Pelosi says it’s ‘sexist’ and ‘racist’

The race between state Sen. Scott Wiener and Connie Chan to succeed Pelosi in Congress is taking a turn for the personal.

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham, the first of 40 virgins delivered to the Ayatollah Khameni

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I think all articles should have always included “He provided no evidence for his claims” It’s funny that we only start seeing this phrase associated with the reflecting pool debacle and not everything else he’s touched and ruined

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

“I’d like to report an explosive in the women’s bathroom”

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

To every Harris voter, It’s ok if this is your daily reaction to the news She told us. I believed her.

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The Screaming Sheep (Original Upload)

YouTube video by AjQ2891

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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/04/2026

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

When I’m too drunk to remember the word “ravioli.”

Sign advertising “Long Island Dumplings”

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

4 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy sits handcuffed in an interrogation room while two FBI agents watch him through a one way mirror.
Blue Guy: C’mon guys! I wasn’t actually gonna kill anyone! It was a joke.

Panel 2:
FBI Agent 1 (arms folded, looking stern): Do you believe him?

Panel 3:
FBI Agent 2 (holds up a phone and points to it): No. He has a Blue Sky Account

Panel 4: (Agent 2 looks into the interrogation room in disgust) This son of a bitch doesn’t even know what a joke is

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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

A little early for Gay Days at Disney but whatever

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Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Yes, please dispatch ICE to airports. Let everyone see how terrible they and how ridiculous it is that our president now has a personal militia

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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Watched this the other day and couldn’t help thinking Mel Gibson must be having a fit watching Crowe in this role. An argument could be made that Nazis should be played by Nazis

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