mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 2hi love moths but sometimes you just gotta be like, “boy you stupid as fuck” to them. because they’re being stupid as fuck 050
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 14hcan I just say how funny it will be when bluesky team was like “private accounts are impossible” for 3 years and then blacksky just goes ahead and does it. who really cares about their community huh? 🤔 072
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboymcoorlim is developing Torchlike @mcoorlim.com · 17hI started coding in junior high in 1990 with a TRS-80, C64, and Atari 800 I picked up at a rummage sale. Three versions of BASIC on machines just a bit past their heyday, entering lines of code from books and magazines checked out of the library. Coding is fun. Fixing bugs is fun. Learning is fun. 181
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyElizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 20hI was unprepared for how many parenting challenges would follow, simply and inexorably, from how deeply I identify with my kid’s hatred of being told what to do 61004
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 18his butt plug one word or two? I want to get this cover letter just right 173
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 19hWhen I die, please remove my buttplug. 166919
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyFreyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 5410151
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboy🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/09/2026This is the guy that thinks you're an idiot about economics. 2533147
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboySwamp Witch 🍂🌻 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The rise of AI is rape culture's direct response to MeToo and should be the definitive proof that rape is never about sex, but about domination and control. 17220
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboymayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/2025getting kicked out of the Vatican for hollering that Latin is Woke 4164
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboymayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 25/09/2025Roku City votes blue, but the rest of Roku State goes red 1242
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboymayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2025I try to be kind when the internet isn’t looking to make up for the fact that I’m usually being a dickhead when it is looking 0124
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026ain't no way I found 1 errant pixel on this shit 2 years after posting it 051
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboymayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2024Canadian Miku, eh? 16 colours, made in ReSprite. #HatsuneMiku #Canada #Art #PixelArt 2122
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026- apple watch dies - I keep wearing it so I remember to charge it at the office - it turns itself back on and complains about the battery level ?????????? 1111
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026i’m gonna get banned for this aren’t I anyways @badposter.lol I support you ✊ 1475
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026I’m not a furry but I would trade 1000 bluesky dev lives for 1 furry 511116
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyspoonshiro @spoonshiro.com · 28/09/2026Too late, switched to Linux 3276
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161501260
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyAmy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i’d offer a handshake but Righty here’s my sinnin’ hand 221366
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026one thing bluesky really nailed about replacing twitter is that the video player is complete dogshit and barely works. feels just like the old days 1140
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when i say i'm curating my feed... @tedmagee.bsky.social @alldolledup44.bsky.social 911626
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026imagine having this much of a meltdown because someone insulted your monarch online lmao 131
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboytinybaby @tiny.baby · 27/09/2026i was suspended for 3 days for this 2047252
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 27/09/2026just saying if something isn’t peer reviewed we shouldn’t fucking hear about it until it is 080
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyMickie Fabulous @mickiemarielove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ed Sheeran make music for people who think that taking your socks off during sex is a kink. 092
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/2026and Jesus said, “very truly I tell you, who cares. pick up a foot ball” 040
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/2026I heard Americans don’t own kettles so they gotta make tea in their air fryers 😱 060
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboydave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Make a band MAGA The Bestiality Boys 1143
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026pasta three meals a day is fine if they’re different shapes 1632997
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/202614yo’s quote of the day: “I’m smart but I don’t know about berries.” 1196
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/2026idk i love em both but honestly Mr. Pibb might be better than Dr. Pepper. less conceited 161
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 25/09/2026sorry i’m late i was sitting in my car trying not to shit my pants 071
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That might be the most compelling thing I've ever watched 27118
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboybijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269181727
Reposted by mayonnaise rudeboyDan Johnson will design games for food @coil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026From experience, nothing improves a working environment like an open-ended period of instability and dread. 1458