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mayonnaise rudeboy

@paintedsky.ca
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he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl #art #gamedev #godot

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 2h
i love moths but sometimes you just gotta be like, “boy you stupid as fuck” to them. because they’re being stupid as fuck
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 14h
can I just say how funny it will be when bluesky team was like “private accounts are impossible” for 3 years and then blacksky just goes ahead and does it. who really cares about their community huh? 🤔
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 17h
if you don't have a bluesky nemesis, it's Jerry
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 17h
jesus christ Matt, sit the fuck down
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mcoorlim is developing Torchlike @mcoorlim.com · 17h
I started coding in junior high in 1990 with a TRS-80, C64, and Atari 800 I picked up at a rummage sale. Three versions of BASIC on machines just a bit past their heyday, entering lines of code from books and magazines checked out of the library. Coding is fun. Fixing bugs is fun. Learning is fun.
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 20h
I was unprepared for how many parenting challenges would follow, simply and inexorably, from how deeply I identify with my kid’s hatred of being told what to do
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 18h
is butt plug one word or two? I want to get this cover letter just right
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 19h
When I die, please remove my buttplug.
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 18h
smear frames are important people!
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 19h
7yo has invited the concept of a “feet allergy”
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jon arbuckle in "garfield and friends" looks horrified into a house from a window. behind him is Mister Sickos by famed onion cartoonist Kelly, also looking in with sick glee.
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026
@francesmeh.reviews
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
asd
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026
top 38 bathroom stall graffiti writers
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/09/2026
This is the guy that thinks you're an idiot about economics.
Stancil posted "Guys no one doubts that OpenAI and Anthropic are responsible if their models go rogue. 

The problem is that until VERY recently, it was not accepted that it was possible for a bunch of machines to escape virtual captivity, illicitly communicate, collectively strategize, and hack real-world systems"
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Swamp Witch 🍂🌻 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The rise of AI is rape culture's direct response to MeToo and should be the definitive proof that rape is never about sex, but about domination and control.
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/2025
getting kicked out of the Vatican for hollering that Latin is Woke
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 25/09/2025
Roku City votes blue, but the rest of Roku State goes red
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2025
I try to be kind when the internet isn’t looking to make up for the fact that I’m usually being a dickhead when it is looking
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
ain't no way I found 1 errant pixel on this shit 2 years after posting it
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2024
Canadian Miku, eh? 16 colours, made in ReSprite. #HatsuneMiku #Canada #Art #PixelArt
Pixel art illustration in mostly teals and reds. Against a gradient background of snowflakes, Hatsune Miku is depicted with a French braid, missing one of her front teeth. She is wearing a blue denim jean jacket over a white hockey jersey with the number 01 in red. She's also wearing a red toque (knit hat) and red mittens with white maple leafs on them. In her right hand she's holding a to-go cup from Tim Hortons, and in her left hand she's holding a hockey stick.
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
correct
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
- apple watch dies - I keep wearing it so I remember to charge it at the office - it turns itself back on and complains about the battery level ??????????
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
i’m gonna get banned for this aren’t I anyways @badposter.lol I support you ✊
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
I’m not a furry but I would trade 1000 bluesky dev lives for 1 furry
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
Spongebob spreading his hands apart creating a sparkling rainbow that says “Linux”
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spoonshiro @spoonshiro.com · 28/09/2026
Too late, switched to Linux
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
logging onto bluesky
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i’d offer a handshake but Righty here’s my sinnin’ hand
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
one thing bluesky really nailed about replacing twitter is that the video player is complete dogshit and barely works. feels just like the old days
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when i say i'm curating my feed... @tedmagee.bsky.social @alldolledup44.bsky.social
Old Man Magee's cat looking at Jenn's chicken lasagne
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
imagine having this much of a meltdown because someone insulted your monarch online lmao
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 27/09/2026
i was suspended for 3 days for this
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 27/09/2026
just saying if something isn’t peer reviewed we shouldn’t fucking hear about it until it is
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Mickie Fabulous @mickiemarielove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ed Sheeran make music for people who think that taking your socks off during sex is a kink.
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 27/09/2026
my aliexpress algorithm gettin real weird
Bundle deals - 3 from C$1.99
Image 1 - a woman with some pink silicon thing shoved in her mouth
Image 2 - some unknown long and skinny lilac coloured personal care device
Image 3 - A bunch of sticks of butter
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/2026
and Jesus said, “very truly I tell you, who cares. pick up a foot ball”
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/2026
I heard Americans don’t own kettles so they gotta make tea in their air fryers 😱
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dave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make a band MAGA The Bestiality Boys
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/2026
I prefer to rawdog my data
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pasta three meals a day is fine if they’re different shapes
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/2026
14yo’s quote of the day: “I’m smart but I don’t know about berries.”
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 26/09/2026
idk i love em both but honestly Mr. Pibb might be better than Dr. Pepper. less conceited
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 25/09/2026
sorry i’m late i was sitting in my car trying not to shit my pants
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 25/09/2026
karl urban nut his body
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That might be the most compelling thing I've ever watched
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Dan Johnson will design games for food @coil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From experience, nothing improves a working environment like an open-ended period of instability and dread.
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