Reposted by COtoAz2020DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Give it away, give it away, give it away now In this economy? 🤔 0199 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026911: what is your emergency ME: there’s a fly in my house 911: hang tight sir we’re sending a swat team now 638587 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026No one flirts better than a woman who’s completely uninterested 1222253 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You belong on twitter. 22423129 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Get in winner, we’re going to bed at 9pm on a Saturday night. 716655 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Asking neighbors that have their garages open if they're hoarders as I walk by. 77329 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182524357 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026guy: sorry for driving my car into your house inventor of garages: it’s cool i wasn’t using that room anyways 012918 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here 16471261457 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Bryan Knowles @brykno.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm sorry, Hard Knocks. You can't describe something as "off the charts" while you are actively showing a chart. 1335228 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i don’t know who broke my scale but they won’t get a weigh with it 37514 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i have scoured this map for days i honestly dont think theres a pound town i think its made up 87021 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion 🎶 1729064 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My best friend and I are registered at Target. We aren’t getting married. We just like nice things and feel like we shouldn’t have to pay for them 829162 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026She's awesome 76014 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020JBL @jodygraphs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026new adventures in Imagine a Hamburger 311529305 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026They're called Lunchables because they're not legally allowed to call them Lunch 622815 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Welcome to Doomsday Club. This will be our last meeting. 613844 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/06/2026ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword* 371710307 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020 PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 17/06/2026She's a 10 but she's a "birthday month" girl 1719148 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 27/04/2026sorry for this unhinged post 271229297 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18/04/2026the strait of hormuz is neither opened nor closed, but a secret third thing 2728435 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026[my mom in a Mexican restaurant] What are these? - Nachos Then whose are they? 34815 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 29/03/2026A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l... 163135245001 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026where the hell is his spotter?!? 522129 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 26/03/20261. Boil water 2. Add brown rice 3. Wait 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. Die 9. Sun explodes 10. Rice still not done 24910 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Kan-chan, a pink penguin who is often mistaken an enema, is the mascot for Ichijiku enemas. 23920246 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I gotta break apart my own mini wheats now?!? This is getting out of control. 1413429 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Catastrophic meowtzidown (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 16/03/2026It isn't butter. Get over it. 1168 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 09/03/2026I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring. 624129112178 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Fargo is 30. Beggars belief that people think of the Coens as misanthropic & cold when they end a film as touchingly as this. (But yes, they do think the world is full of very dumb, venal & greedy people but *gestures everywhere* they have a point) ‘Two more months’ youtu.be/lj1CqBBMT54?...youtu.beFargo - The three centYouTube video by Roman Snow (State of Bedlam) 1217324 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026When Frankie said, "Relax! Don't do it..." he was talking about folding laundry. 512148 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/03/2026New Bluesky features patch notes: - 2 factor authentication is now live - ui tweaks for performance improvement - fixed stuck profiles - god our users are dorks - just the biggest dorks - just conspiracy-brained gooner dorks - I hate them so much - I wish they'd all die - fuck users - new app icon 28916 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 27/02/2026hmu if you need someone to run over the trash cans at the end of your driveway 111834 0
Reposted by COtoAz2020dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 24/02/2026life can be so beautiful 414919 0