Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18/04/2026the strait of hormuz is neither opened nor closed, but a secret third thing 2728435 284
Dooley @mwdooley.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Quantum Warfare. No more understandable than quantum physics. We can know the speed or the position of oil, but not both. 000 0
Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 18/04/2026They can never find the guy in the canoe to open it up 000 0
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Its “DL” on grindr. Open but still straight. Sucks dicks but not gay. 110 1
Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It's an inter-strait. It has both opened and closed characteristics. 050 5
Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026no wonder the dudes can’t figure out how to cross it 020 2
Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It's prolapsed isn't it, you're a medical so it has to be 020 2
Betsy Cazden @betsy-cazden.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The unspeakable thing: The Strait is under Iranian control, and they alone determine its status at any particular moment -- no matter how often Trump says otherwise. 000 0
