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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I understand that your restaurant doesn’t serve “mouse bacon,” you’ve made that clear, sir. What I am asking you to do is to cut my bacon into little strips and let me pretend

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if looks could kill I would look at slenderman

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if everyone starts now my temple can be built in just under 100 years

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

if hot ones and jackass collabed would you rather it be called jacked ones or hot ass

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

let me voice the bang bus in cars 4

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I will name my son Pemdas after the time I politely excused my dear aunt sally

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

these empty gogurt tubes will make for a beautiful headdress

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

It's interesting that we dont really know what the Mario bros actually looked like. Mario as we know him is a best guess based on skeletons a scientist dug up

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🍍On Vacay🏝 - DO NOT DISTURB @crannyboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Pardon came to me in a dream and said Don't worry sweetheart , everything will be alright in the end as long as you got love in your heart you'll be fine and then she turned into a robot and started walking funny like they do and then fell over and broke into a hundred pieces

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

sorry about this one it actually makes me sick to my stomach… my dark side… chilling stuff

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

if you would so kindly give me your suggestions i will poorly draw them on a paper and post them to this website

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

they’re calling it my worst drawing yet

Cartoon of a naked man hitting on a vial of pee

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🍍On Vacay🏝 - DO NOT DISTURB @crannyboy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Porno addicts should be called disgustos

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

they put brian peppers in skylanders

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

i did NOT have family circus canon incest on my 2026 bingo card 😂

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I kiss Ethan Hawk gently on the beak… is this okay? I ask reaching for his cloaca

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

my beautiful twin daughters Jasmine and Basmati are fighting in the bath pot and are splashing boiling water everywhere

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🍍On Vacay🏝 - DO NOT DISTURB @crannyboy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

He died doing what he loved: having cancer

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

in Simpsons season 43 we will see principal skinner reveal he is Bart’s real father and it will allow for future episodes where bart can now be paired with homer as an appropriate romantic interest

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

my lawyer was wrong about nephew-uncle confidentiality laws in california

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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

old yeller had the opposite of plot armor

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