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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀

@reforest-kelley.bsky.social
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(he/they) ND GNC mad Trekkie merchmonger; tinkerer, putterer, fixer of broken things; deconverted seminary dropout; antifascist, propagandist for a better world being possible. Opinions mine, not my employer's. Self-employed. www.willburrows.art

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It's funny how Quark has spoken to the Bajoran Prophets but not Kai Winn.
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The two-time Star Trek extra? That Tom Morello?
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Pope, would you please shut the fuck up"
Martin Luther nailing his 99 Theses to the door of the Wittenburg Castle Church
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you're confused, like I was, an important thing to know is that Zach Bryan and Luke Bryan are two totally different guys.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw a new p-doc and she was gonna refer me to a therapist who sounded great: experienced with neurodivergent people. In my area. Nonbinary. The only problem? This therapist is so "in my area" that we share an apartment. She didn't know it but the doc was trying to refer me to my partner.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do vote straight-ticket Democrat every two years.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're a penny-ante operator!
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's me. I'm Kathy. I've come over. It's so cold. Let me in your window.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let me tell you the feeling of "this is where I belong" that came over me
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember seeing something on TV in the 90s where a guy (I wanna say Dave Foley maybe) was singing a song that went "I'm horny, so horny, when I woke up this morning I knew I was horny." I could've sworn it was Kids in the Hall but searches are bringing up nothing. Help me, hive mind?
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Someone I respect affectionately nicknaming me "old man" would fix me.
Jadzia Dax laying her head on Ben Sisko's chest. He is wearing a Klingon robe from Worf's bachelor party. They both have hands on the other's shoulder.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sexiest thing in the world is a partner who's really turned on by what you're doing to them. Like why would you ever want to have sex with someone who's not into it? Much less drunk or drugged or otherwise incapacitated? Seriously how do you even get hard to do that?
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kakistocracy, ever heard of it?
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good."
Dukat and Weyoun looking strident
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went in the Goodwill and they were playing Kate Bush
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A meme of Jim and Spock doing Vulcan hand stuff in TMP. Jim is labeled "horny unwed Mormons," Spock is labeled "dishwashing procrastinators," and their clasped hands are labeled "'soaking.'"
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I saw a teenager wearing a Nirvana t-shirt and it occurred to me that Nirvana could plausibly be their grandparents' music
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is just so repulsive to me. It's been a decade or more since I stopped thinking of myself as a Christian, but the Christianity that I was once taken in by was explicitly directly the opposite of anything that could be described as "muscular."
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I live in a city called Washington in a county that's also called Washington in the Pittsburgh exurbs. In favorable traffic it's like a 45 minute drive to downtown Pittsburgh. But if I tell someone in Pittsburgh I'm from Washington they're invariably like "Washington state?!"
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now do Donald Trump
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This kind of shit is lowkey why I can't just exist in the world, because people have all kinds of bullshit rules about what you're supposed to do or not do, but there is not actually any place you can go to find out what those rules are.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I asked an optometrist once and he just gave me a tight smile and asked me to follow his finger.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Democrat enters the stage as Guns n' Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle" plays in a clear nod to the crucial voting bloc of people who know who Upton Sinclair was.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Regarding Dolly Parton
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listen: Benjamin Sisko has come unstuck in time
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TMP is 2 Wrath of Khan is 3 III and IV are 1, but IV is also 2 Final Frontier is actually all three of them at once Undiscovered Country is 2. You could make a case for 1 or 3 but it's definitely 2. Generations is 2 and 3. First Contact is all 3 again. The ones after that don't matter.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Regarding Dolly Parton
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Nun Ya @ishfery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm so excited about the new art I just framed from @reforest-kelley.bsky.social It also comes in stickers and as a t-shirt (which I already had) willburrowsart.com/product/boss...
Star Trek art of Miles in quark's bar saying: The boss needs you, you don't need them. Labor is entitled to all it creates.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Catching up on The Hunger Games (I hadn't seen any of them) and wow these movies are not subtle. Really coulda done without the whole budding romance b-plot but on the whole they're not bad.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rocket man, like the William Shatner song?
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I honestly didn't know the BeeGees had this much in common with the Decemberists.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Internet was such a different place 30 years ago. When I got into Magic: the Gathering as a pre-teen my dad did too. He used to trade Magic cards for coffee with a guy in Belgium.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In a few months it'll be 32°F (0°C) and I'll be like "this is positively balmy" but at the moment it's a bit chilly
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm pretty sure the whole Trump liking Mamdani thing is just, "You see that? He was smiling at me! I like that. Good head on his shoulders. Lotta smiling. Good...a good...smiling, you know? But those people over there? They're frowning! Disgusting! Who wants to look at that? Get rid of them!"
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you're experiencing joint pain make sure you're not holding the wrong end
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stephen Miller Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's not unique for this or anything but one of the things I appreciate about Star Trek is how it's always insisted an autistic person could be the hero of the story.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wonder if making phone calls would suck less if we still called it getting on the horn
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw the light through your window tonight. I saw two shadows holding each other tight.
Spock and Jim. Behind them, their shadows are about to kiss.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"'Land of song,' said the warrior bard, 'Though all the world betrays thee One sword at least thy rights shall guard One faithful harp shall praise thee'"
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is a really good piece I've been thinking along similar lines about Dolly Parton I wanted to write a tribute to her but felt like I had to counter critiques from to the left of me as I did - and I think I'm pretty far left
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back in my day we pronounced it "gif"
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You could get a commemmorative drinking glass about this from Taco Bell
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Do you maybe wanna do Vulcan hand stuff?" - me trying to flirt
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You're telling me this warp drive is what now?
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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
McCoy, "In the wrong hands?! Would you mind telling me who's are the right hands, my logical friend?" I love this line, he doesn't even trust Starfleet with Genesis.
photo of my tv as I continue to watch Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Dr McCoy is on the screen looking ornery.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe you odyssey deez nuts (I'm kidding and fully on board with Lupita here; I just like that joke)
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