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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 1m
I FUCKING WISH
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 7h
ok since the vast majority of respondents seem really terribly misled here's a reminder that i look like this
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Scarlet 🏳️‍⚧️ @scarlets.bsky.social · 33m
>Secretary for Labour for Trans Rights, an internal pressure group, puts out a request for reports of transphobia >gets reports of transphobia from a trans woman >blocks her in under 3 minutes cool cool cool cool cool cool cool so how's that pressure group going
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Nathan Ramsden (@nathanjramsden.bsky.social)
If you have experienced transphobic harassment within the Labour Party or if you know someone who has, please get in touch with us by emailing labourfortransrights@gmail.com

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Courtney's reply says:

hello i am not a Labour party member but i hope you can help me, my community has been experiencing transphobic harassment from a Labour party member, her name is Bridget Phillipson and she is the current Minister for Women and Equalities, i look forward to your response and thank you in advance 🙏The same post as before, except Courtney has been blocked and the embedded post no longer shows up.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 8h
me [september 2016]: wow society sure is incrementally getting better, i cant wait to see what it'll be like in ten years me [now]:
cosplayer smoking with a despondent lookwoman in a maid dress drinking and smoking next to an akcosplayer drinking in bed
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
out of all the songs i think "come out ye black and tans" is probably the one with the largest How Racist Does The Title Make It Sound/How Racist Is It Being gap out there
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 1h
i love this website (non derogatory)
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 1h
if nothing else these results show im followed by fewer gay men and straight women than id like
results of the poll below with the results being 83% 3% and 14% respectively
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 2h
see one great thing about brexit being such an unmitigated catastrophe is that the crank right wing parties in europe have largely simmered down with regards to serious attempts to leave the EU
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David McDonald @sercamaris.bsky.social · 7h
static.klipy.com
Simpsons: Kent Brockman on Democracy
Alt: Simpsons: Kent Brockman on Democracy
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 7h
these results are borderline nonsensical i know for a fact most of you are lying
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 7h
send...bf.....(bhealthy fsleep)
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 7h
ok since the vast majority of respondents seem really terribly misled here's a reminder that i look like this
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 8h
me [september 2016]: wow society sure is incrementally getting better, i cant wait to see what it'll be like in ten years me [now]:
cosplayer smoking with a despondent lookwoman in a maid dress drinking and smoking next to an akcosplayer drinking in bed
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 8h
ok since democracy is apparently "good" and "worth defending" lets have ourselves a vote, am i a would yah or nah 1️⃣ would 2️⃣ nah miss me with that 3️⃣ im monogamous/ace/not into women 📊 Show results
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 9h
Brock’s victim was left for dead behind a dumpster and for weeks she couldn’t sleep at night without piling furniture in front of her front door.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 8h
empty the prisons and then fill them with every fraternity member
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 9h
"mel how come you complain THIS much about your lack of further partners when you already have a gf you love as much as you say you do" well you see im bisexual which means ive been blessed by mammon with the kind of greed that drove the likes of alexander and temujin to conquer half the world
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 9h
quite fucked up that on any given day you run the risk of randomly encountering someone who you'll want to have in your life really badly for the rest of your days. there should be a warning ahead of time like in a video game RPG where they tell you to finish your side quests before that point
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 9h
send....bf with northern accent...
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11h
ok so in a less flippant explanation of whats happening: - last year the gvmt passed the GENIUS act. among other things it requires all US$ stablecoins be backed by any of a number of assets, most prominently short-term US treasury bonds - scott bessent is trying to lower long term bond yields
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11h
the US treasury is trying to shift the national debt into the hands of crypto investors no i am not kidding
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12h
[at the pearly gates] st pete: so how did you spend your 79 years me:
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 20/04/2026
rate the boyability of this wifemoder
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12h
germany: oh nein! our 10 year bond yields are above 3.5 per zent, zis is apokalyptisch! US treasury:
spongebob chainsmoking and drinking
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13h
you can tell we're living in a Silly Baka kinda universe when the most beautiful woman youve ever seen thinks she looks totally unremarkable and will not believe you when you tell her otherwise
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13h
one of the unfortunate facts of my life is that my ad algorithm seems to believe im some kind of type A girlboss working a high intensity job in econ or finance
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13h
god willing die linke somehow pulls a mamdani in berlin
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13h
free username for anyone who wants it: el rond hubbard
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15h
ok so for roughly 4 years starting in 1981, during Ronald Reagan's first term, the acting US treasury secretary was a man called, and youre not gonna believe this Donald Regan
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13h
RETVRN
doug dimmadome owner of the dimsdale dimmadome. hes a mustachioed man in a silly tall cowboy hat
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13h
so one of the great things about subscribing to youtube accounts of extremely boring balding men in suits talking in an uninsulated living room with 3 framed degrees in the background is that you get to learn fun (horrifying) stuff like "life insurance and pension funds are invested in AI buildout"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 14h
ok ive figured it out, i am solely attractive to red haired people. i will therefore be moving to ireland at the nearest opportunity. i sure hope dublin isnt experiencing a historic real estate crisis thats squeezing rent or something
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 14h
...the republicans are losing the America First people???
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 14h
We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand the Median Voter's Politics and He
Hanged Himself
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 14h
in the immortal words of President Khatami:
iranian president khatami on CNN saying most americans have read alexis de tocqueville
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 14h
man
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 14h
HGH+TRT+E Blockers+L+ratio
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 14h
and before we move on to closing remarks i would like to humbly submit the opinion that every woman should dye her hair red. thank you mr chair i yield my time
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14h
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 19h
yknow all im saying is it seems rather unlikely that anyone would feel attracted to me let ALONE a beautiful woman. so forgive me for being baffled here
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15h
am I losing my mind or is bsky just not loading pictures anymore
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 15h
Funniest US cabinet secretary since Napoleon's Nephew from New Jersey. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...
en.wikipedia.org
Charles Joseph Bonaparte - Wikipedia
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15h
ok so for roughly 4 years starting in 1981, during Ronald Reagan's first term, the acting US treasury secretary was a man called, and youre not gonna believe this Donald Regan
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15h
yall wanna hear something stupid?
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15h
yknow you gotta hand it to scott bessent for fortitude of spirit if nothing else. if i was the treasury secretary who finally saw 10y yields at above 5.25 id have shot myself already
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15h
its fucked up how im too mid for the dutch. smh...
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15h
SM😔
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my chemical castration @kateastrophe.bsky.social · 15h
real terrible band called stoke-on-discontent
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 16h
"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire
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