Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026since i posted this i have literally not had this kind of dream again. i definitely usually would have at least a couple of times, ive woken up needing to pee, but no dream! did i scare them away by speaking it into existence? So bizarre !! 1281
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m legally obligated to watch anything Lisa Gilroy is in so I will be watching the television show “Brothers” 1130
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When you see Mary Fowler carrying a plate of lobster towards you 1313
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Gotta hope for a Knights victory today, Panthers v Roosters no thank you. However if that occurs, go panthers, fuck the roosters 0120
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wear it Purple day should be changed to support Freo fans instead of queer kids 0172
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just used a cord as a hoop to get something that was stuck down the side of a washing machine, things like that always make me feel like the smartest chimp in the forest. Me smart use tool 4701
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ive seen two different references to the pink panther today. just noting it in case it was a sign 080
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i will see the Brad Pitt dog movie IF it ends with the dog ripping out his throat. and its not the movie it's a blooper played after 0201
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my column this week is about me dreading the summer and warming up my complaining about the heat muscles www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comAustralia’s approaching summer fills me with dread. I’m not equipped to battle 40C | Rebecca ShawWhen people say they love the heat, I presume they either have air conditioning or are lying 1421
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh thank god Jackson Lamb is shoving something into his mouth disgustingly and chewing like a big fucking pig every scene of slow horses otherwise I’d never know he was foul 1221
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"aaron pierre's accent slipped in lanterns" aaron pierre could speak in cockney rhyming slang in lanterns and i wouldn't give a shit 3224
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mark Trevorrow absolutely wonderful on Colin From Accounts. Bob Downe one of our most iconic characters 1361
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i need some good news. or a holiday. maybe good news involving a holiday? or getting good news which means i can afford a holiday. getting good news while on a holiday. any of these would be really great 2310
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026im sorry to aaron pierre but i cant stop noticing his ass in lanterns. it's his fault for slutting around in those long pants walking normally 2210
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026oh your new crime show is about a tortured grizzled sad alcoholic detective man? should we throw a party? should we invite raymond chandler? 811122
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Amanda Seyfried has always been underrated as an actor. Probably because she’s so beautiful :( sad poor thing 0270
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Got my first acting gig! It’s a live action version of one those Instagram game ads and I’m playing a fat woman who falls over in a puddle and her husband and a thin blonde woman point and laugh at her and then start kissing and drive off in a convertible 3420
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Now to avoid any information or spoilers about the Nathan Fielder movie until god knows when it comes out in Aus 2301
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026when i see 24 year olds talking about regretting their life or being old and having missed out on things its impossible not to patronise them so i dont say anything but please know you are just a baby and you shouldn't be worrying. me however its over for me 0876
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When will I learn that if I’m watching scandi noir that they are probably not going to save the person in danger at the last second 2350
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026God I wish a few more people I know were on boats or dining in beautiful Mediterranean locations. I’m only being tortured 46 times a day 3310
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026hello :) if u see anyone in sydney needing a cats/housesitter/has an empty house/would let me stay for free for a few days/ please msg me! i love my housemates however i have the type of depression/misophonia where i need a few days quiet sometimes or i will absolutely lose it 😃 0326
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I often have dreams where I obvi need to pee irl & in my dream I can only find disgusting/public/unusable toilets/once a lion was in front, but last night I found myself at gross toilets in my dream and I thought “this is just like in my toilet dreams” you fool…u dream simpleton 12841
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“Ugh I was just trying to enjoy my civil war and this baby kept crying and crying. So annoying, keep your crotchspawn at home next time” - a childfree reddit user during the events of children of men 1472
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026if i miraculously get a tv show/movie made it's going to be the world's first misophonia friendly content. if i NEED to have people eating or drinking you will not hear it gulping, we as the audience will assume it happened. no sniffing. no cutlery. Rated MF #misophoniafriendly 4271
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Vertigo is hell fuck shit cunt bitch piss evil I hate it 3461
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026all the times watching Wallander i wanted to insert a coin into Kenneth Branagh's mouth slot 5745
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Chris Fleming as Mr. Frond in the live action Bob’s Burger’s movie 1250
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Kept vomiting and still feel like shit the next day 💗💗 vertigo is literally evil and I should be given rewards 2220
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Went to the dentist and got a big filling and then got up and it triggered vertigo and I left and stumbled and swayed to the pub next door and threw up in their toilet ! Amazing day so far 💗 0460
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Looking through some photos I’ve taken this year and these are some of my fave b&w people pics 🖤🤍 5863
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026oh god i forgot to tell you, my personal shopper keeps running late because she's texting a ghost! you simply can't get good help these days 2351
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026watched personal shopper and in one part kristen stewart does a facial expression and genuinely the thought crossed my mind 'wow she could play princess diana' before i remembered 0450
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026When anyone mentions Marilyn Monroe’s pill addiction I am honour bound to bring up her severe incredibly painful endometriosis that she had surgery on BACK THEN because it was so bad. She was considered unreliable by men when she was often in debilitating pain 319646
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026‼️‼️‼️ non fats read this ‼️‼️‼️ trying to get their attention using colours 0233
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i write things like this knowing im going to endure bad fatphobia & it will probably not help my overall wellbeing, but the payoff is that it is hopefully validating for some, and maybe..MAYBE it might like sway a few people into thinking differently a bit. feels like very slow going, but its goin 914116
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026my mum is going on her first proper overseas trip tomorrow 🥺 i feel like travel is so taken for granted by a lot of people, but it's not a given for everyone. i didn't go on a plane until i was 22. anyway im very excited for her and everyone in rome and london better be on their best fkn behaviour 👊 41172
Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i got shingles at 43 also and it SUCKED and the danish have nailed it with this term. also thank god i live in australia and paid nothing - get a vaccine if you can www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... 4423
