TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 4hSo you're saying I have to work every day and also look after myself and also look after my mental health and also be responsible all so I don't just spend my time screaming and the reward is not being allowed to scream all the time 26613
Reposted by TechnicallyRonAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10hMe and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much 321256152
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Everyone has a book inside of them" I yell as I am forcibly removed from the library 1285
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Human beings were designed to experience and travel and love and create art and the reason everyone is depressed is that we have to sit in front of machines filled with every nightmare imaginable and say ‘nothing from me’ in teams calls every day just so we can afford crisps 110738
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Terrible week for fans of Ed Sheeran and David Walliams, but in all fairness if you're a fan of either of them you deserve each week to be terrible 18316
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"We need a poster for our restaurant that makes the food look delicious so we get more customers" "Okay I've used AI to make it and all the food looks it's made of maggots and been at the bottom of a bin for three years" "Perfect put it everywhere" 0243
Reposted by TechnicallyRonhorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026David Walliams, the Jared Leto of children's books 818941
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: The villagers of Piddington to support Ed Sheeran on tour. 18016
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At least Ed Sheeran is staying on brand with his politics being as bland and vapid as the auditory laxatives he calls music. 31046
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Sometimes I think the tech world has too much influence over our society and is run exclusively by idiots and then I remember that a few years ago all the tech bros all spent their life savings on pictures of cartoon monkeys and the fear deepens. 08915
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every headline about AI this weekend is just this post from 5 years ago 212731
Reposted by TechnicallyRonJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine 18840218
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Well that was a fucking awful week" Narrator: "It was the 2033rd time he had said this" 0331
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you have to put ethnic cleansing in bunny ears then you might have lost the fucking plot lads 56614
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Due to a typo in the telegram chat a group of sad men are trying to protest with baklava on their faces. 06611
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“I am late diagnosed autistic” Boring No mention of trains “Twas in my autumn years that I unearthed the curiosities of the human condition that preceeded my adoration for locomotives” Sounds fucking cool as fuck Might get to start talking about trains 0338
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The venn diagram of men wearing balaclavas to block ports and shout about small boats and men who are too busy to look after their kids this weekend is a circle. 36714
Reposted by TechnicallyRonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Historian here. Let me explain how in the past far-right parties in Germany have caused problems not only for their own country, but for other countries as well: (1/?) 724847820
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Took a picture of my friends dog at the train station and may have created the best horror movie poster ever 361466254
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Channel 4 news arriving to see if Nigel Farage likes money 07215
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You could watch the new harry potter series and directly contribute to the net worth of a vile human being whose sole purpose has become demonising marginalised and vulnerable people or you could read another book like a fucking grown up. 59221
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A good way to spot that someone is neurotypical is that they will send a teams message saying "hey have you got 5 minutes" like it isn't the worst thing you could type to another human being. 1449
Reposted by TechnicallyRonTomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The third largest negative word being "insults" seems an odd description of someone and makes me assume they've had to change it because lots of people called him a cunt. 47532
Reposted by TechnicallyRonTarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Neutral in the culture war" 112155815322
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel. 2. Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down! 3. Cuba eh? Take her down smithers 4. TRAMAMPOLINE 5. I hate every ape i see from chimpan-A to chimpanzee 1121
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybelline" "Autism" "But" "No it's autism" 0385
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I for one am happy to see neurodivergent people having their validity questioned on a daily basis as after lifetimes of trying to survive in a world that's not built for them, systems of care being underfunded and interacting in a society under educated in these issues, we have had it too easy. 37023
Reposted by TechnicallyRonMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026In the Guardian’s review of ‘The Great ADHD Myth?’, Lucy Mangan writes that the mother of a boy featured in the documentary “decides to keep him off the drugs”. In the end credit sequence of the programme, it says she put him back on the medication “after poor exam results”. 401470328
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Maybe turning every conversation into 'Us VS Them' isn't actually journalism in any way and is in fact a way for talentless grifters to capitalise on othering and division that is now celebrated by the media with no care for the real people or communities it targets. Maybe. 0278
Reposted by TechnicallyRonAndy Clark, Nerdling Herder @andycruns.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Mike D: They're saying my homie is mentally Beastie Boys: ILL Mike D: But he might get better if we give him this Beastie Boys: PILL Mike D: Some saying ADHD is now Beastie Boys: EMERGENT Mike D: I'm sayin' my boy's just Beastie Boys: NEURODIVERGENT 220360
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Started saying Mentally Ill but with the 'ill' like a 90s rapper and oh boy does that get the point across 2232
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026*a 15 hour video of me in the criterion closet explaining how every film would work with all the actors but one being replaced by muppets* 2273
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Just been violently ejected from this cafe 8905
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"Too many people are getting diagnosed with ADHD" "Awareness around a subject creates..." "We are medicating too many people" "Well no, people have the freedom..." "And too many people are being dianogsed but not using medication" "But you just said" "So I have concluded ADHD does not exist" "What" 0517
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 17/08/20262012: "God I want a job in social media. That would be so cool and so creative" 2026: "I never wish to see a post again. All content drains my soul. The pursuit of KPIs has killed art. I want to live in the woods and only be contactable by sky writing" 0496
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"Okay we need a really good name for this band that everyone will understand" "Hootie" "What the fuck is a hootie" "I haven't finished" "Thank god" "And the blowfish" "Get the fuck out" 1435
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026So there is a solar eclipse and then the country catches on fire and then a facist gets elected again. The writers of the apocalypse have forgone subtlety at this point. 2617
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Nigel Farage is a genius. Anyone that thinks otherwise is an idiot. Who else would resign to call a by election to avoid being investigated for various crimes only to get humiliated by a man dressed as a bin and then to get investigated for various crimes again. 413130
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 12/08/2026For about 5 minutes this evening moths are going to have a really fucking weird time. 0326
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What if the real reason they don't want us to look at the eclipse is because we might see something up there we aren't supposed to see. I won't let the government win this round. I demand to see the moon secrets. 3388
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A lot of media today explaining not to look at the solar eclipse so we can be pretty sure that the majority of the British population will blind themselves this evening. 1446
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Someone in a meeting today referred to a conversation as an 'Information share' and I believe this may be my supervillain origin story. 5435
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026How to prepare for the 5th heatwave this year: - There is nothing more you can do - The tiny fan you panic bought does nothing - It will only get worse now - We have destroyed the world and the eventual societal collapse is our collective punishement - Ice cream 4608
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Fun insults to use in 2026: - You have the charisma of a data center - You look like you use claude to write your sexts - You have the imaginiation and sexual aura of an AI artist 2348
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"I am depressed" - Everyone is - Been used too much - People ignore you "I have succumbed to the melancholy of existence and have been reduced to emotional rubble" - Intriguing - Sounds like something someone who drinks a lot of absinthe would say - People won't ask how you are again 05710
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"If I were you I'd be depressed too" I wish I was joking. 3343
