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Phoenix Blackweird

@obsidianfeenix.bsky.social
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They/Them. Kind of a nerd. Kind of a punk. Definitely autistic and queer. Playing Jade Starfall on The Terra Mundi Chronicles

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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, uh, we gonna give the land back to the indigenous people yet? Would be real cool if we did.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love autumn in the PNW.
The forest floor, still green and mossy and covered in ferns, dappled with bright orange fallen leavesA dirt hiking path littered with orange fall foliage.A rocky beach under a cliff with large tree overhang. Driftwood log are scattered on the beach with bright orange leaves strewn about.Sunlight beams break thought the dense green canopy to illuminate a fern covered forest floor
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Forgot to post this from last month. SEAL!
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
Could be jeans, could be a heterosexual with low blood sugar
"Introducing: The Low Straight"
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Squee!
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you reach a certain age, your body starts to lose many things: Hair. Muscle mass. Bone density. Teeth. Fucks to give. Short term memory. Bladder control. Skin elasticity. EVERYTHING EXCEPT FAT CELLS. SMH.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Canada Post can't be arsed to keep track of my parcel, but they have ZERO problems flooding my mailbox with flyers from the local conservative candidate who says racist shit out loud.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me, thinking about dying alone, and not having family to make arrangements for my corpse: What will happen when I die? Coworker: You become cat food
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pork is the rosé of meat.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A stellars jay was hanging out on my balcony this morning. At least, until Sherlock scared him away by doing the housecat predator crouch run. This is why you're an indoor cat, buddy.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New dice, who dis?
A set of ttrpg gaming dice on a wood surface. The dice are neon green mixed with sparkly copper and dark brown with teal numbersA set of gaming dice in a shadowy area to show the parts that glow in the dark
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where my spooky nerds at? #halloweendice
A pale human hand holding a set of black and orange gaming dice, outdoors where orange an brown leaves cover the grass in the sunlight.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone in government should be put on minimum wage.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Oh you're awake. Breakfast?"
A tabby cat turning to look at the person behind the camera with a very expectant expression
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Humans evolved from monkies but I'm fairly certain I descended from cats.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sherlock likes to sit on my lap on work day mornings in an attempt to keep me from leaving. Clearly he hates the results of capitalism as much as I do. Cats Against Capitalism.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IT BEGINS
two medium sized pumpkins sit on a table decorated with a halloween cloth
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My path to supervillainy continues.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd rather be here.
Looking down on a creek with rocks and logs that runs through a verdant Pacific Northwest forest
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Salacc Pit! Sarlacc Pit! Sarlacc Pit! Woo!
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kept my distance while they fed, so the footage isn't terrific, but I encountered a wake of turkey vultures in Royston. They were having a time with a salmon carcass.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
<REDACTED> years ago, I was born. Nobody wanted that, least of all me. I tried to make the best of it, but I'm afraid the only recourse now, is revenge. Prepare the cakes.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
racing dragonflies along the bike path.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sherlock loves crinkle paper. My living room is perpetually littered with it in various degrees.
A tabby cat is on the floor in white crinkle paper, looking towards the camera
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What is a cat if not God's desire for revenge incarnate?
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My birthday is on Wednesday. Every year the VOKRA (Kitten rescue that I adopted Sherlock from) has a charity event around a similar time, so I ask that if you want to celebrate my day, donate to VOKRA if you're in Vancouver, or, your local animal rescue/shelter.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mood.
A deflated carved pumpkin sits on the floor with a derpy Wallace and Gromet style grin, with the caption "it's ween".
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know my birthday is getting close because I wonder why I even exist. Hello seasonal depression, I'll feed you cinnamon coffee in the morning.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I remember when having $52 left after rent cleared could still cover the most basic groceries until next payday. I can still do something fun on my birthday with no money. If it's a nice day I'll go for a bike trip I think.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've been sweater ready since last autumn.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everything is a conspiracy to people who don't know how anything works.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton has ascended to join the pantheon of Modern Saints. She's with Freddy Mercury and Betty White now.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Top 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. YOINK 2. Grease me up, woman! 3. No mother, it's just the northern lights. 4. Stupid sexy Flanders 5. Booerns!
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I went for a 3 hour hike, and August is one of my favourite times for that in the PNW. All the plants getting sun beaming down made the smell of wild berries, and pine, extra delicious. Throw in undertones of cedar and pepper, there ya go! PNW Summer as a fragrance.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@adventuredice.ca asked for their dice in the sun and BY TODD I GOT DICE IN THE SUN
A sparkly set of gaming dice sits on a rock with the shore and water in the background. They are teal with gold and bronze swirls and white numbersA sparkly set of gaming dice sits on a rock. They are teal with gold and bronze swirls and white numbers.A sparkly set of gaming dice sits on a log in the woods. They are a mix of green, magenta, and yellow, with gold numbers.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
VIRGO STAR POWER! *Magical girl transformation sequence begins* *Glitter everywhere*
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Complete this sentence: I own a ridiculous amount of... Rocks/crystals/minerals Dice Hula Hoops? (16 isn't a huge amount to some, but a fair few to others, so *shrug*)
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How is a middle aged, punk, forest-lurking, cryptid supposed to find romance in a redneck island town like this??
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Shawn, Owner of Lailokens Awen @lailokensawen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#ShopCanada #MadeInCanada #CanadianMade 🇨🇦
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
he has accumulated precisely one basket. he is actively using that basket. he does not maintain a portfolio of twelve baskets that sit vacant while other cats sleep on the floor or outside. that's because there are no cat landlords. for each cat, a basket, and for each basket, a cat.
an orange and white cat occupies a basket with a blanket in it. his paws are crossed adorably.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Story of my life.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Best Bond Villain, wrong answers only
static.klipy.com
The Blacklist James Spader
Alt: Jame Spader as Raymond Reddington in The Blacklist . Red text: "So if you kill her you better kill me, o I'm going to kill you."
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Jason Mical @djstrahd.me · 17/08/2026
When someone invites me to play Call of Cthulhu
Steve from Stranger things in sunglasses with the nail bat across his back. Caption reads "cracking open an Old One with the boys."
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
People in the South/Appalachia: DO NOT THE HAINTS People in the Rockies: LET'S SUMMON A HAINT
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bring it.
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Lauren Thoman @laurenthomanwrites.com · 15/08/2026
I’m so tired of genAI apologists telling me I only hate it because I don’t understand it. I hate it *because* I understand it, you absolute toenail.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Post your favourite Disney Princess, wrong answers only.
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Archer: Cheryl Tunt with Plant
Alt: Cheryl Tunt, the redhead from the series ARCHER, leans against a doorframe and takes a bit out of an aloe plant
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Someone (a friend) dared capture my cryptid self in a photo and now my body dysphoria is in overdrive. DO NOT PERCEIVE ME LEST YOU WISH TO SEE THE HORRORS
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geneva 🖍️ nycc I-07 @gdbee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Basically.
Illo of a dainty fairy in side profile with asymmetric text. The fairy is looking proud, and holding a long golden axe. The text reads “don’t get mad. get even.” Drawn by gdbee/ paint tool sai 2 / Aug 2026
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