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@ficklenuts.bsky.social
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I bought it, and have been gloriously lazy for my birthday
A photo of a Switch 2, which I bought myself for my birthday
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I made a friend and I got to pet them a bit before they flew away
A photo of a spreadwing damselfly perched on a twig. I'm not completely sure what kind of spreadwing damselfly, but it was very nice and put up with me petting it.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A person's book collection can tell you a lot about them. Mine, for example, tells you that I'm nuts
A box of books packed for temporary storage while some clusterfuckery in my life ensues. Titles include: All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome, The Voynich Manuscript, E.E. Cummings Collected Powms, a few books about foraging edible plants, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety, Uncle Tom's Cabin, The Inferno by Dante Aligheri, Camp Damascus, and others
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He likes to lay on his back like an otter and show off his belly. He lets me rub my face in his belly floof when I'm sad. He's a total slut for chicken and seems to prefer Thai food. He likes to shove his nose in my ear and purr.
Sir Barnabas the Chicken Nugget laying on his back and showing off his tummy fluff. He's so fluffy you can barely see his 4th paw in this pic
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
August 17th is black cat appreciation day, so I've been appreciating Sir Barnabas the Chicken Nugget. He snuggles up with me at bedtime and pulls my hand close to his chest while I fall asleep. Sometimes he demands to be held like a baby being burped. He weighs 17lbs and lands like a bowling ball
A big fluffy black cat named Sir Barnabas the Chicken Nugget.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
AI is getting pretty good at skimming people's social media pics to create images of them, so sometimes it's fun to post images to your account and as your profile pic to confuse it while you still can. I personally like Porco Rosso.
An image of Porco Rosso
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No thanks
😘
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cats are notoriously aloof, independent creatures with a reputation for being unaffectionate and uninterested in their owners, as demonstrated in these photos
A big, fluffy black cat named Sir Barnabas the Chicken Nugget casually relaxing on my face. Potato Creature, a small tabby, is curled up next to him and resting against my stomach Sir Barnabas the Chicken Nugget snuggling my face while Potato Creature gazes off camera at something that she probably wants to commit crimes against
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hanging out with my 16 y/o daughter because we're hilarious
An image that says: What was the last thing that made you laugh?
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Both
An image that says: Poo poo or peepee?
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
NO
An image that says: would u ever hook up with a 27yo that fancies you quite a bit?)

Please keep in mind, dear reader, that the post I made directly above this one indicates that I am not available to receive anyone's interests right now.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I am not available for pursuit at this time. Do not pursue me. When I am interested in someone, they know because I'm about as subtle as a car crashing into their living room. If I have not messaged you multiple times today with my assorted nonsense, you're not the one
An image that says: Are you seeing anyone?
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you experience an erection that last longer than for hours, please contact your doctor Also, you have notifications on? Weirdo 😂 I keep my notifications off for just about everything, my volume off. People don't find me, I find them
An image that says: I get excited whenever I see you in my notifications.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My two favorite kinds of pie are the kind I don't have to make and the kind I don't have to pay for
An image that says: Sorry things are tough right now! I hope you have a better week.
What is the best kind of pie?
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm not usually surprised when I like a band, because I listen to all kinds of stuff. I do get excited when I discover something new (and often unusual) like when I found French bardcore covers of modern songs by a band called Courseval
An image that says: What's a band/artist that you were surprised to line? (But I'm pretty sure they meant "like")
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Are you serious?! I just told you a moment ago!
An image that says: But why male models?
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm not familiar with them, but I hope you have/had a great time!
An image that says: Are you fan of Band of Horses? I'm at a concert of theirs RIGHT NOW
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What fun would that be, tho?
An image that says: what if your nuts were consistent
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hi Valerian! Things are tough for just about everyone right now, but hopefully we'll get through it
An image that says: hi it's valerian ty for being really good friend and being here for me even when you are suffering too <3
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
As a single parent getting by in one of the most expensive parts of the U.S. on only my one income and with no external support, I'm convinced that vacations are just things that other people get to have. They sound like a neat idea though 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
An image that says: What is your favorite foreign country to vacation in, if any?
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I thought it was Malamar 🤷🏻‍♀️
The Pokemon, Malamar
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My horoscope is once again setting the bar too damn high
A screenshot from horoscope app Co-Star, with the text "YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE: Try not to kill any brain cells today"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I need all the help I can get
A bulk candy dispenser full of M&Ms
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
All the sexy people have library cards
A photo of a library card with a printed design on it to resemble a mixtape
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My favorite was actually the grape flavor, tbh
A pile of Red Vines licorice in classic red and grape flavors
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
When I go from sitting/squatting/lying down to standing:
A series of images from Coldplay's song "Yellow" featuring the lyrics, "look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and all the things that you do"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I escorted a mama duck and her babies across the road today, so I've done my good deed for the day
A mama duck and her 11 babies
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sorry I haven’t been posting more, I was busy tiptoeing through the tulips (and also narcissus and daffodils) at RoozenGaarde
Rows of tulips at a tulip farm Rows of white narcissus and yellow daffodils with mountains and blue skies in the background A sea of daffodils in front of distant mountains with a blue sky dotted with fluffy white clouds Rows of orange, purple, and pink tulips at a tulip farm
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
A workplace sign that says:
GMP ATTIRE REQUIRED
• HAIRNETS
• BEARD NETS
• SMOCKS
• GLOVES
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
A safety warning sign that says "Entering this area can expose you to chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm. for more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
A safety warning sign that says "Caution: safety glasses required beyond this point"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
A safety warning sign that says "Danger: keep safe distance"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
A safety warning sign that says "Danger: asphyxiation hazard"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
A safety warning sign that says "Danger: confined space enter by permit only"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
A safety warning sign that says "CAUTION: buddy system is required for entry"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
A safety warning sign that says "CAUTION slipping hazard"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Getting this as a tramp stamp
A workplace housekeeping sign that says, "please... 
...before you leave clean up"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You'll have a merry Christmas and you'll fucking like it- or else! 😡❤️🎄
A photo of a price tag of an item for sale in a store which may or may not have a typo so that it reads "Christmas bag of threats 250.00"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Bertram is dressed for Christmas, and boy does he look excited!
A 7ft tall plastic skeleton named Bertram is wearing a Santa hat. Behind him, a small and clearly startled fabric ghost is also wearing a small Santa hat. And before you accuse me of being too lazy to take down my Halloween decorations, I think I should probably mention that the ghosts and Bertram stay up year-round in my living room and sometimes get decorated to suit other holidays. Which is to say that I'm both lazy and also kinda weird
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Merry Braksmas
An image that says: Brak. Just Brak for everyone.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
What's the regifting policy on a tub of coleslaw? 🤔
An image that says: Coleslaw for all!
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
What's wrong with the way I poop?
An image that says: Stuff to help ya poop
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
They're made by Archie McPhee: mcphee.com/collections/...
An image that says: I was going to get my cool neighbour a bag of dill pickle chips, but now I'm going to go try and find macaroni and cheese flavored candy canes.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I've thought of getting an exercise wheel or something for my cats, myself
An image that says: Getting my dog a treadmill.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
That was over 25 years ago and most of my memories from that time aren't good. I don't remember what books I was reading
An image that says: What was your favorite book when you were 18?
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Who wouldn't want a stuffed weasel? As long as it isn't a least weasel, because @alldolledup44.bsky.social deserves all the weasel she wants
An image that says: I'm getting
@alldolledup44.bsky.so
cial a stuffed weasel for Christmas.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Delicious cheese for delightful @brielikethechhes.bsky.social is a cheesy gift I can definitely get behind
An image that says: I'm getting Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.
social, well, more brie of course! Oh and treats for Artie and Jakey too!
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
@twosense.bsky.social deserves the finest bologna that money can buy!
An image that says: I'm getting
@twosense.bsky.social an assorted supply of gourmet bolognas
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
But @gregthemiller.bsky.social already has such a youthful glow as it is!
An image that says: I'm getting Greg The Miller a reverse aging machine
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