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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀

@tanner68.bsky.social
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do three things today: 1. Buy a coffee for the person behind you in line 2. Leave a 25% tip at a restaurant 3. Design and build a Plattenbau-style apartment house in Wiesbaden
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're a ball-less wonder Charlie Brown.
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
theres always someone who would KILL to have what you have. you must kill them first theyll never stop hunting you
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like napping on a lounger in my yard in the suburbs during the summer. I close my eyes and imagine I'm camping near a lake. All the traffic noises become distant motor boats on the water, and I become hyper aware of the sounds of birds and even insects in my yard. It's amazingly peaceful.
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026
*walks into interview* interviewer: (smugly) well I'm glad to see you didn't bring an iced coffee ... but who's your friend? me: oh this is my barista
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am 72.5% better than my cousin is at not comparing myself to other people.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sprinkling cinnamon on your eye rolls
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
reverse sloppy joe called a Tidy Terry
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎵 You're a Mean One ... Charlie Brown 🎶
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've blessed the rains down in Africa please respond
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friday night is for hot dogs and singing Pink Pony Club to the pets. Weirdly, this life pleases me.
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Journey 🤩
Journey playing on lit up stage at Rogers Place, Edmonton
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'M HERE TO EAT BREAKFAST SANDWICHES AND KICK ASSES AND I'M ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THIS BREAKFAST SANDWICH IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND FORMING AN ORDERLY LINE WHILE I FINISH.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every time that you use an Oxford comma, you're doing your part to make the world beautiful, meaningful, and understandable.
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some of you have never been the cause of an HR-mandated, staffwide sexual harassment seminar and it shows 🙄
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was the yahoo of times, it was the meh of times
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
goo goo g'joob mrs robinson
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My great grandfather on my mom's side invented holding your sweater sleeve so it doesn't bunch up when you put on a jacket
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
slipping into something more comfortable (a limnic eruption)
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*locking you inside the wicker man* thank you for your service
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just laid a clutch of five beautiful golden eggs if you even care
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NOT NOW MOM I'M BEING EDGY ON THE INTERNET
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hi playing Devil's Advocate doesn't indicate you're extra-smart; it shows you're an ass who thrives on conflict.
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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It has been 0️⃣ days since a skeet related injury.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Seven Habits of Highly Traumatized People
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How I feel when my work wife is absent 😭
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Team America: World Police (6/10) Movie CLIP - I'm So Ronery (2004) HD
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20/09/2026
they should invent a money that i can have
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Despite unsubscribing from my job, I keep receiving notifications, asking where I am.
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I've lived an interesting yet straight to DVD life
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Opening a Spirit Halloween where I used to store my joy.
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My bbs, today's a good day to do some good! 🩷 Please help give Ashley TIME 🩷
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
already said 'my bad' we don't have to get the authorities involved
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The Best Words @thebestwords.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The turd reich.
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pee with the door open so I know it's real.* *Please don't. Ever.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My heart hands would fit perfectly around your neck. <flirting>
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEWS: I don’t like transphobes and here is a short list of why. 1) They are full of shit.
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Religious leaders want people to behave well on earth by threatening them with hell. But what if you just told people the truth, that they get this one ride on the big blue marble and that’s it? You get one chance to not be an asshole. To live well.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my baby is crawling on the ceiling and bellowing ancient curses at me, which essential oils will help
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can see from your pleasant expression you don’t remember me.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got banned for life from my gym for refusing to stop calling my leg muscles my thighceps
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TSA: any carry on? vulture: no thanks i already ate
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i picked a guy up at the bar and he was really heavy too
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
If i was a wizard I'd use my powers mainly for remembering why I entered a room
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Total Recall? What is this? A movie about the US Food Supply? 😂 #darkhumor #youhavetolaugh
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To peek, or not to peek? Wondering what one of my top favourite performers (a Jewish man) has to say about Palestine. I feel like I need to know. I'm NOT a person who can separate the art from its creator, and choosing NOT to find out feels like a cop-out 😥 I gotta peek. Wish me luck.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
INVENTOR OF PRINGLES: what if we combined the best part of playing tennis with the best part of not playing tennis
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "F-word" is so crass a word to describe a beautiful act of love. Normalize boinking instead.
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