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@ficklenuts.bsky.social
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1h
More people should be named after cheeses
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10h
Looking at places for sale/rent and I find it hard to believe that so many people genuinely like beige as an indoor paint color. It looks so grimy and depressing. "It hides dirt!" No, it's dirt-colored. It just makes everything look dirty.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need someone to lovingly smack me with a giant cartoon mallet
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
for whom the bell tacos
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most people get their skeleton from a breeder. Mine, however, is a rescue.
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i pumped up the volume please dance
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Booking some time in the screaming booth
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm fairly certain both Baron Harkonnen and Gollum knew what a nonce is.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dipping myself into a vat of glitter so I can be someone's special shiny thing
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think cats should have guns
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 01/10/2026
I would trade every last one of you for a cat
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always be your true self as you move through the world. If you leave a trail of trembling townsfolk, smoldering ruins, and terrifying legends in your wake, so be it.
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s finally October 🦇
Picture of a little girl with bats on the wall behind her saying “it’s frickin bats I love Halloween”
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry if i annoyed you with my existence, it’s likely to happen again
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of nearly 2,700 of sexually active men aged 18-34 in the U.S. and Canada, 95% admitted to using tactics to coerce or pressure a woman WHO THEY KNEW WAS NOT INTERESTED into sex within the previous couple years. That's why you get lumped in with them. journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...
journals.sagepub.com
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Staring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
I cannot be trusted with a daikon radish. I get a daikon, I'm bopping someone over the head with it. It's beyond the scope of my willpower to prevent it.
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Josh - Halloween enthusiast @captainmushface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WIP. I'm a serious artist that should be taken seriously
Ink drawing of a skeleton with a big boner
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For some reason, some people get mad when you refer to any all-male band as being a boy band
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 26/09/2026
I have nothing in common with people who think spooky season has a start or an end date
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friday night is for hot dogs and singing Pink Pony Club to the pets. Weirdly, this life pleases me.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weirdly enough, I was trusted with several boxes of matches 🤣
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of my colleagues said that I'm one of those people who "light up the room," so if I ever get murdered that's probably why
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fun things to do in Autumn: - disappear into a malevolent fog - cultivate a fine beard of moss - become a potato wizard - leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch - embrace the darkness within and without you
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My brain is playing the chorus of T. Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" except the part where she says "Oh, oh" is replaced by Jeff Hayes as Prepotente from Dungeon Crawler Carl screaming. Basically, I'm having a very normal day
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your pull out game sucks, bro. Good morning! 🩷
The back of a car with a bunch of people stickers. Text says if your stick figure family covers the entire windshield, you should probably try some butt stuff
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Beep bip boo beep beep!
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No to brag, but I've been accused of sounding like a robot way before everyone was using AI to write everything
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me: if land in the water is an “island” then water on land should be an “isntland” webster’s editor: how do you keep getting in here
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Fun fact: plastic recycling basically doesn't exist. Only about 9% of all plastic ever made has been recycled, and only 1% more than once. www.npr.org/2022/10/24/1...
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Recycling plastic is practically impossible — and the problem is getting worse
A new report from Greenpeace found that people may be putting plastic into recycling bins — but almost none of it is actually being recycled. Meanwhile, plastic production is ramping up.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
logging in to commit crimes (post bad)
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! We need to get crumpets again sometime! 🥰🎂🥳💕
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! 🎂🎉🥳🥰
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! 🥰🎉🥳
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks!!! 🥰🎉🥳🎂
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! 🎉🎂🥳
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! 🥰🎂🎉
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! Cake was had, and it was delicious 🎂🥳🎉🥰
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks! 🎂🥰🎉🥳
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! 🥳🎂🥰
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks!! 🥳🎉🎂
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks! 🥰🥳🎂
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! 🎂🥳🥰
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks! 🥳🎂
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! 🎉🥰
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! 🥰🎉
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! 🥰🥰🥰
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It really is
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