ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1hMore people should be named after cheeses 115015
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10hLooking at places for sale/rent and I find it hard to believe that so many people genuinely like beige as an indoor paint color. It looks so grimy and depressing. "It hides dirt!" No, it's dirt-colored. It just makes everything look dirty. 4244
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I need someone to lovingly smack me with a giant cartoon mallet 710031
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026for whom the bell tacos 928176
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Most people get their skeleton from a breeder. Mine, however, is a rescue. 816644
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitfauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i pumped up the volume please dance 67631
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Booking some time in the screaming booth 14211
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm fairly certain both Baron Harkonnen and Gollum knew what a nonce is. 18212
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dipping myself into a vat of glitter so I can be someone's special shiny thing 99413
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think cats should have guns 513842
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitPerfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 01/10/2026I would trade every last one of you for a cat 96014
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Always be your true self as you move through the world. If you leave a trail of trembling townsfolk, smoldering ruins, and terrifying legends in your wake, so be it. 24710
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitKenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s finally October 🦇 716834
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch 1527989
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shit✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sorry if i annoyed you with my existence, it’s likely to happen again 58427
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Of nearly 2,700 of sexually active men aged 18-34 in the U.S. and Canada, 95% admitted to using tactics to coerce or pressure a woman WHO THEY KNEW WAS NOT INTERESTED into sex within the previous couple years. That's why you get lumped in with them. journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...journals.sagepub.com 0311
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Staring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds 510829
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026I cannot be trusted with a daikon radish. I get a daikon, I'm bopping someone over the head with it. It's beyond the scope of my willpower to prevent it. 1133
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitJosh - Halloween enthusiast @captainmushface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026WIP. I'm a serious artist that should be taken seriously 718435
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026For some reason, some people get mad when you refer to any all-male band as being a boy band 76318
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start 202067418
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 26/09/2026I have nothing in common with people who think spooky season has a start or an end date 15625
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitThat Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Friday night is for hot dogs and singing Pink Pony Club to the pets. Weirdly, this life pleases me. 2133
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Weirdly enough, I was trusted with several boxes of matches 🤣 110
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of my colleagues said that I'm one of those people who "light up the room," so if I ever get murdered that's probably why 1348
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fun things to do in Autumn: - disappear into a malevolent fog - cultivate a fine beard of moss - become a potato wizard - leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch - embrace the darkness within and without you 510635
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My brain is playing the chorus of T. Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" except the part where she says "Oh, oh" is replaced by Jeff Hayes as Prepotente from Dungeon Crawler Carl screaming. Basically, I'm having a very normal day 0141
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Your pull out game sucks, bro. Good morning! 🩷 1615013
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026No to brag, but I've been accused of sounding like a robot way before everyone was using AI to write everything 2211
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026me: if land in the water is an “island” then water on land should be an “isntland” webster’s editor: how do you keep getting in here 29127
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Fun fact: plastic recycling basically doesn't exist. Only about 9% of all plastic ever made has been recycled, and only 1% more than once. www.npr.org/2022/10/24/1...npr.orgRecycling plastic is practically impossible — and the problem is getting worseA new report from Greenpeace found that people may be putting plastic into recycling bins — but almost none of it is actually being recycled. Meanwhile, plastic production is ramping up. 8637298
Reposted by ficklenuts is tired of this shitTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 18/09/2026logging in to commit crimes (post bad) 1115841
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thank you! We need to get crumpets again sometime! 🥰🎂🥳💕 110
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thank you! Cake was had, and it was delicious 🎂🥳🎉🥰 110