Reposted by Mister MailmanMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Emerging from peaceful slumber to a brand new day. Well, fuck me. 09550
Reposted by Mister Mailmanslow hair day @emilykayvotruba.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I wrote an article for my hyperlocal news site about how in Northern Michigan we’re tired of trad Dem candidates treating us like we’re dumb. elbertaalert.com/democratic-c...elbertaalert.comA Democratic Candidate’s Corporate Ties ExposedIs enough enough? When it comes to “money out of politics” Callie Barr’s claims may amount to small change indeed. 022
Reposted by Mister Mailmanfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD! 2655611573
Reposted by Mister MailmanYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 18/06/2026not sure why but whenever i’m on my own for dinner i always think “oohh i should eat something illegal” 1723739
Reposted by Mister Mailmanandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/05/2026Imagine being terrible at something you're obsessed with (this is about men and sex) 1836273
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 06/05/2026If you can’t handle me at my Stone Roses I Wanna Be Adored you don’t deserve me at my Stooges I Wanna Be Your Dog 000
Reposted by Mister MailmanSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me, 8177761934
Reposted by Mister Mailmanskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026angine de poitrine at the pump 2687
Reposted by Mister Mailmanalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026many men are not aware of this One Simple Trick of not hating women 365048
Reposted by Mister MailmanTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/04/2026outside of you there are two wolves, you are in danger 89012
Reposted by Mister Mailmanslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 29/03/2026it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee 6456431196
Reposted by Mister MailmanRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The Amazing World of Tomorrow 48109252707
Reposted by Mister MailmanNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits. 41122902541
Reposted by Mister Mailmanofficial gogurt @gogurtofficial.bsky.social · 04/03/2026"i asked chatgpt" ok well i made some shit up and you believed me 0378
Reposted by Mister MailmanJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity. 292444520
Reposted by Mister MailmanMark O’Brien @bookmarkobrien.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Please Us, Other Door 56911
Reposted by Mister MailmanSpillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife 5360831233
Reposted by Mister MailmanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/02/2026went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to. 3860851141
Reposted by Mister Mailmanlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot 12734102
Reposted by Mister MailmanRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026The day after Valentine’s they put all the single guys on sale 0273
Reposted by Mister Mailmansweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026umm yes, long time listener but first time caller and i’d like to say *begins screaming* 220367
Reposted by Mister MailmanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/202660 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider 273436768
Reposted by Mister MailmanUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/02/2026BECOME UNGOVERNABLE 121078234
Reposted by Mister Mailmandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/01/2026it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter 201213205
Reposted by Mister MailmanViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Son, someday all this (motions towards a cold pitiless world bereft of justice) will be yours 429573
Reposted by Mister Mailmanfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 28/01/2026son, please, don't rush into this. you have the rest of your life to be emo 0233
Reposted by Mister MailmanSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 27/01/2026The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car. 17625131
Reposted by Mister MailmanNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 224743850
Reposted by Mister MailmanKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15898642721173
Reposted by Mister Mailmanhaunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I would never abuse a substance. I love substances. 442980
Reposted by Mister Mailmanblink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 31/12/2025they should invent a year that's better than the one before it 283268795
Reposted by Mister Mailmanjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/12/2025(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne 3255571563
Reposted by Mister MailmanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/12/2025you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you 1394036937
Reposted by Mister MailmanKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 15/12/2025“Peace on earth,” I say, having a panic attack in the mall parking lot. 113260
Reposted by Mister Mailmandissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 03/12/2025beautiful woman: hi me: please destroy me financially queen 2767
Reposted by Mister Mailmankorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 29/11/2025*jumps for joy* *joy just out of reach* 12269106
Reposted by Mister MailmanMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds. 589174942174
Reposted by Mister Mailmansweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better 1434397
Reposted by Mister MailmanLord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Asking AI if it's ethical to use AI to destroy AI. 2174
Reposted by Mister Mailmanwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it 262896762
Reposted by Mister Mailmandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 07/11/2025there's a new word folks. affordable. and we've got a lot of it. and you take that new word and you add it to a really old fashioned word. groceries. and there you have it folks. affordable groceries. all you need is an ID. and nobody is talking about it and that's why we're dying like dogs 529519
