Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The people (me and my friends) want to hear teeth like God’s shoeshine in Grand Rapids on Friday! 000
Reposted by Mister MailmanMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Emerging from peaceful slumber to a brand new day. Well, fuck me. 09651
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Michigander here and Stevens is gonna lose if the people of Michigan have anything to do with it 000
Reposted by Mister Mailmanslow hair day @emilykayvotruba.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I wrote an article for my hyperlocal news site about how in Northern Michigan we’re tired of trad Dem candidates treating us like we’re dumb. elbertaalert.com/democratic-c...elbertaalert.comA Democratic Candidate’s Corporate Ties ExposedIs enough enough? When it comes to “money out of politics” Callie Barr’s claims may amount to small change indeed. 022
Reposted by Mister Mailmanfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD! 2756971618
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026“Like a wizard did an evil spell on a bob’s big boy” is so fucking sick 040
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Best fast food burger in the game and it’s not even close 020
Reposted by Mister MailmanYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 18/06/2026not sure why but whenever i’m on my own for dinner i always think “oohh i should eat something illegal” 1723639
Reposted by Mister Mailmanandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/05/2026Imagine being terrible at something you're obsessed with (this is about men and sex) 1836273
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 06/05/2026If you can’t handle me at my Stone Roses I Wanna Be Adored you don’t deserve me at my Stooges I Wanna Be Your Dog 000
Reposted by Mister MailmanSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me, 8177731933
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Just happened to me this morning for the millionth time. It doesn’t make any sense 000
Reposted by Mister Mailmanskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026angine de poitrine at the pump 2687
Reposted by Mister Mailmanalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026many men are not aware of this One Simple Trick of not hating women 365048
Reposted by Mister MailmanTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/04/2026outside of you there are two wolves, you are in danger 89012
Reposted by Mister Mailmanslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 29/03/2026it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee 6456421196
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026My signature is an illegible scribble with zero resemblance to my name. The only argument for continuing to teach cursive is the ability to *read* cursive 1140
Reposted by Mister MailmanRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The Amazing World of Tomorrow 48109232705
Reposted by Mister MailmanNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits. 41122842541
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Live experimental guitar music is always better than arguing with psychopaths about politics 030
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Best fast food burgers by miles too and now I see why 0160
Reposted by Mister Mailmanofficial gogurt @gogurtofficial.bsky.social · 04/03/2026"i asked chatgpt" ok well i made some shit up and you believed me 0378
Reposted by Mister MailmanJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity. 292444520
Reposted by Mister MailmanMark O’Brien @bookmarkobrien.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Please Us, Other Door 56911
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Strong Liars representation gotta respect. Been listening to they threw us in a trench a lot lately thinking about how it’s coming up on 25 years, which blows my mind 010
Reposted by Mister MailmanSpillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife 5360791233
Reposted by Mister MailmanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/02/2026went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to. 3860811140
Reposted by Mister Mailmanlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot 12734102
Reposted by Mister MailmanRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026The day after Valentine’s they put all the single guys on sale 0273
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I only caught pieces of it on the page featuring the excellent Henri Cole poem and that was enough for me 001
Reposted by Mister Mailmansweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026umm yes, long time listener but first time caller and i’d like to say *begins screaming* 220367
Reposted by Mister MailmanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/202660 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider 273435766
Reposted by Mister MailmanUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/02/2026BECOME UNGOVERNABLE 121078234
Mister Mailman @dilleydalley.bsky.social · 03/02/2026“Sometimes we all find smoking a cigarette very funny for some reason. Like how getting wasted is often funny until it isn’t anymore” is perfect 0141
Reposted by Mister Mailmandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/01/2026it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter 201213205
Reposted by Mister MailmanViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Son, someday all this (motions towards a cold pitiless world bereft of justice) will be yours 429473
Reposted by Mister Mailmanfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 28/01/2026son, please, don't rush into this. you have the rest of your life to be emo 0233
Reposted by Mister MailmanSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 27/01/2026The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car. 17625131
