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In this fantastical realm I've got to curry the favour of the common clay and I'm pretty sure I'll lock down the hearts of these two by chucking the biggest clouds. Vape Tricks To Win You Royal Prestige

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 13h

Uh....sure.....Hulkenberg...I also have a question

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Once when I was a kid on "devils night", the night before Halloween, our light up plastic ghost on the porch was stolen and I was very sad about it. But then the next year on devils night the mystery thief returned it and changed the lightbulb to blood red, so it was like he was on sabbatical.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I let Jesus take the wheel and the cops pulled us over and are beating the everloving shit out of him. He doesn't even have a licence and I never thought to ask.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Remember that one Jedi in attack of the clones that leapt into count dookus luxury suite at the big bug stadium and jango fett just shoots him with a gun. What was up with that

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Some might think it's a coincidence that the Bills committed five turnovers when they debuted their nickel jerseys. But that would be naive. "The pranksters of football" is another name for the Buffalo Bills.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bills have like 100 yards of penalties nearly 6 turnovers and they're gonna win.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Unreasonably pumped to see the big reveal. I've seen him pull off miracles with every psychopathic WR they threw at him, he definitely engineered automated processes with working switches.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's funny these guys now hate northernlion, the most talented normal guy in town

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ah, Rousseau. The thinking man's footballer. When he's not sacking the shit out of quarterbacks he's contemplating the desire for common good in the political forum

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think the Buffalo Bills are neat.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fresh unsold whoppers dumped into the incinerator under armed guard. A mother serves a "we have McDonald's at home" style burger made with expired wonderbread to a starving, adult man in a damp barn. Tom Joad stares into the fire. Are there even In-N-Outs in California anymore

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I think my phone should prompt me to open my mouth so all the data of the day's events can transfer directly into my body via a repellant mechanical hum and blinding light. And then it should install brickbreaker under my eyelids.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

*arriving home to my shared studio apartment after a long day of clowning, reaches for my keys and pulls out a horn, a prop gun, a poodle, seven ace of spades, another clown, a bunch of balloons tied to a single string,*

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

*Dolly Parton writing her 4th letter with a big fluffy butterfly pen* DEAR MR. IM TOO GOOD TO CALL OR WRITE MY FANS

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Was feeling fucked up and miserable all day and couldn't pinpoint a reason but it makes a lot of sense now, opening my phone and scrolling through about a billion posts of Jolene

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Oddly enough the jarringly unrealistic part of Children of Men isn't the magical universal infertility, it's England remaining the last nation standing thanks to prudent planning and organising.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Impaling an ancient bronze age tablet recounting the heroic founding of a village so that the fictional site where dobby dug a hole in the ground to better fuck his precious cumsock can remain unmolested in the imagination of every British child aged 8 to 80

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I've been patiently waiting for that video to drop of the Costco guy saying a racial slur and getting into a brawl at 2 in the morning outside of a bar. Can't be long now he was just at a Yankees game

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Ah, a Google search, but without your precious Google how would you get any work done. Oho a reference book you say. Fool that you are, what progress would be made if all your precious books disappeared forever. A shovel and hammer. Ah, but you failed to consider if by some magic-

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

This is what they took from us

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

RIP Big Pussy. He may not have been strong enough to face 30 years in the slammer for slinging heroin but I loved him anyways. We all did

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I like the idea of returning astronauts feeling they're too good for planet earth now. Sighing after getting off a 12 hour flight complaining "that's all?". Pissing everybody off at a BBQ for refusing to look through a telescope because it's not the same, you wouldn't understand

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The way chester cheetah brazenly revels in his grime and filth is repellant to the senses. Only a beast could do what he does. Those are probably meta glasses

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If anybody comes to see me, tell them they just missed me by a minute

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I'm fine if one of these guys wants to throw a punch or two. Gonna need a pot of coffee in a minute if this game keeps playing out like it has

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They rejected my halftime show idea where they place a pizza at the centre line and set up some rats at the goal and race them to crown a new pizza rat. They said it was too dated which at first I grudgingly understood but then I saw what they went with and now I’m mad

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Half of the electric mayhem didn’t show up for this halftime show in protest of FIFA corruption. Dr. Teeth in particular cited the brutal sanctioning limiting Iran.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Watching Charlize Theron as Calypso had me thinking "you know what movie she was outstanding in: mad max fury road". And so I just watched mad max fury road again, which is probably the greatest movie I've ever seen premiere in theatres.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The Odyssey was good and fun. I mean not for those guys. They went through a lot. A good movie for Dads who've gone out for a pack of smokes and never came back, experiencing doubts about their decisions, who need reassurance that they would just go out for another pack of smokes

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Can somebody bankroll me as much as it's going to take to secure this sucker hangs over my bathtub for the rest of my living days

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I've seen grave of the fireflies but nothing is sadder than this

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

TMZ just published footage of Senator Lindsey Graham's final moments and it's the most fucked up video I've ever seen. Nobody deserves this

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

As rain falls equally on the just and the unjust, do not burden your heart with judgements but rain your kindness equally on all - the rizzler

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Celebrating by singing Wonderwall is extremely repellant but I wouldn't expect anything else from the English. They should just sit down and beat some eels to death and eat them in front of the fans I'd actually respect that

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

A top 5 scene in The Sopranos is when crooked detective Vin Makazian is laying on the horn screaming at the top of his lungs "LETS GO MOVE IT" when he's stuck in a traffic jam on his way to jump off a bridge. That scene's got a lot of juice.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Like the magnificent obelisks now reduced to desert sands, Egypt's tremendous lead was blown away by their ancient enemy: the Argentinian.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Abraham LinkedIn, exiting a spambot recruiter chat: You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Haha you said it kid. Sundays am I right

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Can't stay up to watch the game but I'm hoping for a similar outcome

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

On Sunday if you cheer for England over Mexico you're empirically evil.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It might be the funniest Toronto sports thing ever that Kawhi Leonard is coming back to the Raptors to flee a RICO charge

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

*singing at the top of my lungs in the car* I'm the one, who likes all their pretty songs, and I like to sing along, and I like to shoot my gun, and I don't know what it means.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

[working on my tight five] Hey everybody some weather we’re having huh *audience boos, I start tearing up* yeah you’re right what do you want to talk about

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I don't remember saying this, or ever going to Hawaii, but there I am standing up for what's right

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Secret shoppers at Burger King are called "Intelligencers of the Realm" and report directly to the potentate if they stiff you on chicken fries. The punishment is usually death

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I don't think I've enjoyed a single episode of any of the Monogatari anime series but there are like six or seven songs from it that I consider all time bangers. Like listen to this shit youtu.be/EDE514XIJfU?...

youtu.be

Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari - supercell (Romaji & English Lyrics)

YouTube video by LumenAster23

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Baiting him with the stabbed in the back comment into ignorantly saying the exact same thing the nazis did was masterful. That’s the kind of call and response you frame on the wall

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