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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 14h

2006: "Illegally downloading media is theft because you’re taking something you didn't pay for." 2026: "Buying media isn't ownership because you paid for something we can take away any time we like."

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The Mighty Kräcken @kr8cken.bsky.social · 23h

So I saw Superman the other day doing a handstand. I'm like, "Superman, why are you doing a handstand?" He said he wasn't doing a handstand he was shifting the Earth in its orbit. Something about avoiding an asteroid. Damn, Superman. No need to make excuses for doing a handstand.

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 12h

My non-athletic self trying to hang with my jock buddy:

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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Game designer: experimented with lose a turn mechanics

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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 11/10/2026

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Writer: It's called white space. It's a technique to control the rhythm and pacing of a scene, build tension, allow readers to briefly reflect and process thoughts and emotions, provide a tonal break or moment of

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

So weird that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. You’d think inflammable would STOP SCREAMING, JEFF. THEY’RE ON THE WAY

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I talk to myself but draw the line at listening

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

ME: Do people ever call you Nicole Boy? NICOLE KIDMAN: No. No, you’re the first.

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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

you guys maybe lets start dressing more cyberpunk if were living in a dystopia we should at least look cool

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

To the people demanding that I get off my high horse: - I'm on a horsie! I don't wanna! Also, it's a *high* horse! It's not easy to climb on! I slipped many times, suffered indignities, people snickered at my failed attempts, I'm not getting off ever*!!! *till I need to pee

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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Careers advisor: where do you see yourself in 20 years? Vampire: where do I what?

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Are you sure you want to turn off tracking and personalisation? You may see ads you don't like!" Bold of you to assume I have ever seen an ad that I did like.

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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 08/10/2026

my step sister just snuck into my bedroom and wants me to teach her esoteric knowledge from the lesser key of solomon? but i'm her step brother, that doesn't sound right. she might tell mom.

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

For my lunch break at work I like to go buy a coffee, sit on a bench by the pond in the shade of willow trees, enjoy the breeze and the smell of osmanthus... And feed the local mosquito population.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Given up on the garden, I’ve thrown the trowel in.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[shipwreck diary] Day 1: The island is deserted Day 2: I shall devote every waking moment to my survival Day 3: I tried to fuck a coconut

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just ate one piece of broccolus

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Professor X: So what’s your power Me: I can make things bigger Professor XL: Whoa!!

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

30-year-old: My knee hurts, but I don’t know why. Me: Aww, that’s cute. I remember when I thought pain had to have reasons.

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

'Plan' implies a step-by-step idea that needs execution. 'Hope' on the other hand implies a miracle that makes things happen without or despite you doing anything. So, no I wouldn't say I'm 'planning' on getting laid tonight.

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Always wear sunglasses when eating lunch in your car. Let people think you’re an undercover cop on a stakeout, not just someone awkwardly eating alone.

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

welcome to the bright and glorious future everything is a commercial and breathing costs money, oh and our world is overheating due to greenhouse gas emissions cause by mass industry (time traveler from the great depression): *face full of big mac* hell yeah the stock market is back!

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Don't diss on the people that work very hard on commiting massive frauds

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Double entendre, that’s like fifty percent more tendre.

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.

, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.

As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end

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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

if she's your girl how come I'm cutting her ankles with my nasty toenails

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What a story! Thanks for this, it was a quality read! Glad you survived to tell it

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

drink two cups of coffee pee once drink half a glass of water pee eighty five times

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My sleepy ass read this as you recommending to us to drink "coffee pee". Sounded like a weird ritual. Still not clear what is the intended outcome. Lots of drinking tho.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Child Me would be very surprised to learn Adult Me eats brussel sprouts on purpose.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it’s so unfair that i have to compete against people with motivation

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So if you want to make 'lifelong memories' - forget about 'doing that thing you're afraid of', forget about 'forming meaningful relationships', don't go on a 'dream vacation with the one you love' No, go and tell the waiter 'you too' when they wish you have a nice meal.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026

we used to put our heart and soul into things, now we just make marvel movies

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i’ve been working on my book ‘the joy of procrastination’ for about 35 years.

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Listen to my words of wisdom young one: Happiness comes and goes. Heartbreak fades away. Triumphs and defeats alike will be forgotten... But cringe - cringe is forever.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won't stand for this because I have shitty knees.

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

watching someone like a bunch of your posts in real time is such a great feeling, thanks for the joy homie

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

my baby is crawling on the ceiling and bellowing ancient curses at me, which essential oils will help

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

dude I do not want tons and tons of followers. it gets to a point where you can just post "fart" and it'll pop off. I don't need that kind of power, it'll go to me head and then I'll start promoting my new podcast that sucks and other shit

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

M. Night Shenanigans

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Going to the bathroom at night: Slippers on - armed, ready, secure - on the off chance of a cockroach encounter you've got a fighting chance Barefoot - naked, vulnerable, exposed - ready to run and scream on the slightest movement in your peripheral vision

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage 🎶

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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

need to go somewhere where ill be welcomed with open legs

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