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greg, "The Big Biscuit"

@2x2l.bsky.social
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a nice friend for you. I am one of those middle-aged men with nothing going on in my life.

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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 3h
Welcome to Piss Garage! I’m your host, Greg Piss
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 3h
none of the articles are explaining it well but since I watched the press conference thingy after the botched execution here's what happened: -they administered the dose (plan a) -she was still alive -protocol says to administer a second dose in that case (plan b) -sill alive -no protocol for that
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 4h
Bill Lee is such a fucking piece of shit
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 4h
you always do such a good job with your eyeliner
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 5h
okay now this is loading for me
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 6h
I'm related to a lot of Rices and it is blowing my mind that there is someone with that surname and the first name Ben. but I guess times have changed!
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 6h
is this dogshit microblogging website fucked up again
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 6h
card announcing the moderator of some horrible conference. she has, what I consider to be, a funny name
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 7h
im crushing rocks with my mind
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 6h
The phone is made for smiling
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 6h
The doctor is afraid of my blood
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 6h
there is so much hate in my heart 💗
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 7h
actually I would rather block that annoying guy than fight him -the wise sage
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 7h
he glanced at her across the room polyamorously
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joe a wilkins @joeonhere.bsky.social · 8h
How frightening! We're lucky to live in a free country where the richest business people control every layer of government as well as the media 👍
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 9h
what's up ladies 😏
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Highlights of your changes from
August 27, 2026 to September 24, 2026
Payment history
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whether you'll make payments on time in the future.
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window of time could point to credit problems.
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 9h
I'm gonna finish watching the baseball game then I'm gonna go to the grocery store to buy, among other things, an assortment of creams
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 9h
I'm not buying the midterm polling at all
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Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 11h
Garden has been in absolute shambles lately but thankfully this one spider lily is determined to show off in spite of the heat and dryness
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 10h
I'm so excited about this week's #TGIV!!! (I'm gonna start allowing artist repeats now that I made it a full year)
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Thank God It's Viernes! #9 (November 14, 2025) #TGIV (this is probably the one song that got me started down this path several years ago) www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbYz...
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Las Ligas Menores - A 1200 km
YouTube video by Las Ligas Menores
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 12h
at 15:00 ET this afternoon I will be engaging in tactical soda and cookie-style refreshments
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meesh @subpopularity.bsky.social · 14h
dealing with my sorrows and saying wow
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 12h
not about them being too fancy or anything, but people have got to turn away from espresso drinks. there are better ways!
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 12h
Andy just shared a post with you! Click below to view it: Post.docx
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 12h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iQZ...
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Drunk Mr Lahey - "Go Ahead and Ask Me If I Care!" (Trailer Park Boys)
YouTube video by Trailer Park Boys Clips
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 13h
From 3 Stooges "Out West"
bottle that reads "Old Homicide (bootled Monday)"
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deutschland tiff :) 🇩🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 14h
goodmorning bro! your demon seed took root in me and now im giving birth to your terrible heir (:
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 14h
telling cop i kno u dont mean that its the roids talkin
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 14h
Join me for an uncomfortable adventure!
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
using AI to see how acrimonious our divorce would be
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
women will take something called a "focus gummy" and immediately break up with you
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 15h
I'll be teeing up a bill later today
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 15h
as someone who is habitually the 2nd/3rd/4th funniest person in the room, I love to see someone funnier than me "fall off"
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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 19h
My virtuous heir who is a field mouse has fallen in battle. Squashed by a discarded pothelm.
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 17h
there other day the opening for "Blind" by KoЯn was stuck in my head and I thought wow what an effective opening for a song that it's still in my head 30 years later so I went back to listen to it again for the first time in forever and the version I remembered in my head was much, much better lol
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 17h
Word has it there's some good detritus drifting down from the ocean surface. I'm wiggling my eyestalks and clicking my pincers with excitement
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 19h
I pledged a fraternity (ultimately left, but not because of anything "bad"), several of my close friends were in frats, my little brother was a fucking KA. I endured plenty of hazing. They got hazed. From my POV, the hazing wasn't any worse than what we got in Scouts, sports teams, etc.
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 19h
reading an article about how Cam Ward stinks and having to remind myself for a moment that some people truly expected him to be good. oh yeah..
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 23h
It's not a "doomsday cult" it's a celebration of transformation cult. But yeah the world as we know it will end yeah
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 20h
I unmuted a perfectly fine account that I just don’t find very interesting or funny and now they are about every 10th post on my timeline though I do not and never did follow them. See, that’s why they were on mute.
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
old enough now that sometimes when i feel bad/weird that the passing thought of “wait maybe im dying” maybe isn’t so unlikely but what can you do
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Alonzo Mourning & Gary Payton's Disappointment
ALT: Alonzo Mourning & Gary Payton's Disappointment
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mods are asleep, post long Iraqs
A map illustrating the modern countries and provinces historically encompassed by Iraqi nationalist irredentist rhetoric (from wikipedia)
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doing bad jesse ventura impression at dinner @wagyuhotdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Bearded Gooner has sent you a private message
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that got me feeling like Skyler White
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
quiero conocer a otras personas que valoren más mis cualidades
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have injured the tip of my left index finger, which is serving as an effective reminder of just how left-handed I am
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sometimes you don't notice when something bad happens to you until later
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