iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

drink two cups of coffee pee once drink half a glass of water pee eighty five times

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Child Me would be very surprised to learn Adult Me eats brussel sprouts on purpose.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it’s so unfair that i have to compete against people with motivation

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So if you want to make 'lifelong memories' - forget about 'doing that thing you're afraid of', forget about 'forming meaningful relationships', don't go on a 'dream vacation with the one you love' No, go and tell the waiter 'you too' when they wish you have a nice meal.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026

we used to put our heart and soul into things, now we just make marvel movies

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i’ve been working on my book ‘the joy of procrastination’ for about 35 years.

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Listen to my words of wisdom young one: Happiness comes and goes. Heartbreak fades away. Triumphs and defeats alike will be forgotten... But cringe - cringe is forever.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won't stand for this because I have shitty knees.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

M. Night Shenanigans

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Going to the bathroom at night: Slippers on - armed, ready, secure - on the off chance of a cockroach encounter you've got a fighting chance Barefoot - naked, vulnerable, exposed - ready to run and scream on the slightest movement in your peripheral vision

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage 🎶

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

need to go somewhere where ill be welcomed with open legs

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Despite my boastful claims, I’m not a big boy, I can’t handle it.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This post is aimed at an audience that numbers in dozens globally. That's the kind of mass appeal that I'm trying to foster on this account

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Self checkout is basically an argument with a robot over a sack of potatoes that summons an employee to mediate

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the existence of bad posts implies the existence of good posts but the evidence is lacking.

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tired: - Check your sources - Do not hallucinate - Do not make mistakes - Act as an expert - Think critically Inspired: - Apo pantos kakodaimonos - As above so below - In nomine Christi - Ve-Geburah Ve-Gedullah - Fthagn

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 28/09/2026

Myth: If I eat enough hazelnut chocolate, a small subset of my problems will disppear. Fact: If I eat enough hazelnut chocolate, I will become completely invincible and immune to worldly problems.

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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

we can do this the easy way or we can just not do it actually

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On one hand taking all these hostages was a rash decision and not very well thought out. On the other hand I'm very popular with cats on the account of all the laser dots dancing over me, so that's nice

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, I'm sorry that I fell face-first into your ass, but in my defense I slipped on a banana peel that some bastard carelessly threw on the ground. I mean it wasn't great for me either, I almost choked on the banana I was eating.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Waking up too early: oh no Waking up too early on a Saturday: OH NO

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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Warning, dates in the calendar are closer than they appear.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Once you reach the age where you’re “glad it’s raining, we could use it” you’re gonna need a real solid personality if you ever want to have sex again

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

theres always someone who would KILL to have what you have. you must kill them first theyll never stop hunting you

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have passion for stuffing big things into narrow spaces

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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Looking at an ice cream bar and a tangerine and choosing the tangerine. Adulting is stupid.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In Japan, bakery schools are called doughjos...and send

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Enjoy your fall. Do what inspires you.

A collage of fall activities. Top left, fall countryside with stair railings, top left, hot cocoa with marshmallows in a mug, below left carving pumpkin, below right hands holding leaves, below left two outstretched hands touching leaves that are just about to fall, below right a hilly area touched with the glow of golden leaves, below left lanterns lighted in a square, below right a nude man sitting in front of a pumpkin.

Wait a second. Is that guy fucking a pumpkin?

Holy shit. That guy is fucking a pumpkin.

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

AI companies: We stole unimaginable amounts of peoples' work to power our models that are now being used to uplift criminal and governmental hacking to steal your personal information and make the world more dangerous. Anyway give us more money.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Co-worker: Ha! Check it out-- Rob's afraid of vampires. Me: *taking a bite out of the necklace of garlic I am wearing* What's a vampire?

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Steve has a little think about stuff

Short description: Steve the young otter sits on a wooden deck in front of a planter, hunched over and examining his paws in a naturalistic photograph.
Baked-in text: None.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes you just gotta ring the devil’s doorbell (flick your bean)

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Skipping all the costume nonsense and just going as a slut this year

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A missed opportunity. Could have followed in the vein of Gulf of America and Lake America and kept AI but insisting that it *actually* means American Intelligence

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

your foot slips on a wet leaf one knee on the ground you steady yourself fall is here you look back to see mariah carey cresting a hill the sounds of all i want for christmas devastating the land before her

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?

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Pitfall Lakewoodpit: Retro Game Adventure

Alt: Pitfall - Atari

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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Screenshot from Space Rogue game on Commodore 64

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thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I hate to say, “I told you so.” I much prefer, “SEE????”

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

a five year gap in my résumé that just says, “Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out."

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