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Leeroystarr

@leeroystarr.bsky.social
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Facetious Prick. only ever joking, calm down dear! I'm only here to make up the numbers. Dropped on my head as a child. Before you block me can I at least say...Bye *Witty retort a specialty

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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 4h
On Fridays we dance
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Young Frankenstein
ALT: Young Frankenstein
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 3h
if you lot ain't going to the pub then it must be me.. So long suckers😁
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 4h
*taps sign* welcome to sensical nonsense
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 4h
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so at this point, I should be able to join the Avengers.
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 4h
i woke up feeling like today is the day
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 4h
i pumped up the volume please dance
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Mary Unfaithful✔️ @themaryunfaithful.bsky.social · 4h
Teach a man to fish and he’ll act like he’s known how to fish his whole life and make other people feel like morons for not knowing how to fish, themselves.
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Needless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 4h
Baptized in a fine mist of lavender Fabuloso.
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 5h
“Okay, but why did they call it a poop deck if I wasn’t supposed to poop there?,” he says to the harbor police.
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 4h
On Fridays we dance!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 5h
On Fridays we dance!
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Dancing Zombie in Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse
Alt: Dancing Zombie in Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse
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dwelter.bsky.social @dwelter.bsky.social · 5h
Apollo-gies
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 5h
Back to your regularly scheduled beancast
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 5h
Jagged Bitter Overpriced Illegal Little Pill
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 5h
The best things in life are free, plus tax
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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 5h
#GnomonTV "Little Bug Man" (1970) Dustin Hoffman, Chief Dan George, Faye Dunaway, Martin Balsam, Jeff Corey, Richard Mulligan Director: Arthur Penn Revisionist Western superhero film www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K4l... www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0_z...
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"Little Bug Man" (1970)
Dustin Hoffman, Chief Dan George, Faye Dunaway, Martin Balsam, Jeff Corey, Richard Mulligan
Director: Arthur Penn 

Revisionist Western superhero film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K4l5ZZe4-k 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0_zL_4M6Yc
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 5h
A farmer once put a gown on a donkey, and asked me, "Hey, does this dress make my ass look fat?"
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 6h
grandkid just caught me getting out the shower and asked what the hairy thing was between my legs so I told him it was an hedgehog, he said " bleedin hell granddad its got a massive dick"
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Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 6h
Just left a voice message on a random missed call and told them "if you don't answer your phone: I'm gonna cut my dick off' Now we play the waiting game
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 8h
The Airbnb has a resident poltergeist but it didn't follow me home, so I'm only giving them 3 stars.
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I am a L I B E R A L because unlike the gop fear does not own me @blutterfy.bsky.social · 8h
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 8h
😆
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I put Alan Partridge on Celebrity Traitors. David Brent is coming soon... #alanpartridge
YouTube video by G Bow
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 9h
[Precisely 55 seconds into a hike] I'm not gonna make it, go on without me.
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 10h
And on the fifth day it shall be known henceforth "don't fuck about on site, it's Friday and it's an early finish" said the Lord
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Construction Worker Operating Ditch Witch Skid Steer
ALT: Construction Worker Operating Ditch Witch Skid Steer
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 10h
Good moaning Bsky..Todays positive message for the masses: Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
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Smart Think: Method to Your Madness
ALT: Smart Think: Method to Your Madness
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Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 14h
You wouldn't guess it from what I'm wearing but broccoli and cauliflower are closely related
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Reefgirl ⭐🇬🇧🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @reefgirl.bsky.social · 19h
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Drusilla & Spike: Destroy the World Quote
ALT: Drusilla & Spike: Destroy the World Quote
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 19h
I stopped to watch a plastic bag blowing in the breeze & got hit by a car
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 20h
I have an excellent memory for things that never happened.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 20h
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.bsky.social · 20h
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 20h
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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What We Do In The Shadows Wwdits
ALT: What We Do In The Shadows Wwdits
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 20h
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Sesame Street The Count
Alt: Sesame Street The Count says 6 7 the lolz
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 23h
if only there were hundreds of works of literature warning us about the dangers of ai
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Papillon Doré @papillondore20.bsky.social · 22h
#MusicChallenge #IsmuasMonthOfMusic Day 2 A Song With A Wah-Wah Guitar. Jimi Hendrix Experience - Voodoo Child (slight return) The onomatopœically aptly named effect was created in 1966 and manufactured by Vox and Crybaby. Perfect timing for Jimi to strike fame in 1967. youtu.be/qFfnlYbFEiE?...
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The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) (Live In Maui, 1970)
YouTube video by JimiHendrixVEVO
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 22h
#TheOnlyPoetryImGoodAt is impulsive and spontaneous DADA outbursts.
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Yosemite Sam's Rackin-Frackin Curses
ALT: Yosemite Sam's Rackin-Frackin Curses
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Heidi Peeps @heidipeeps.bsky.social · 22h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Kermit the Frog and Vincent Price
ALT: Kermit the Frog and Vincent Price
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 22h
The only way to look good getting out of a hammock is to wait until it's dark.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In October, pajamas can pass for everyday wear, if they’re spooky enough.
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 23h
#MusicIsAlwaysGoodFor drowning out the screams from my basement, no not the basement I meant the tv, the screams are coming from the tv, honestly!
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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 23h
on a highway to hell in a handbasket that i put all my eggs in
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 23h
secretly replacing bagpipes with tartan painted octopi
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 23h
Season me to perfection because I melt in your mouth, not your midsection
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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I smell sex and candy, and I've clearly walked into the wrong kind of coffee shop
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What doesn’t kill you makes you eat large amounts of cheese
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I asked the hotel clerk for a wake-up call. She said, “You’re 52 and still don’t know what you want to do with your life. Checkout’s at eleven.”
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The truth was Gary had been eating/drinking everything pumpkin spice since the last week of August, but now he could finally talk about it.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Free flu jabs are not to be sniffed at.
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My entrance to the chat is #WhatKilledTheChat *Bonsai muffa truckers
Oscar the Grouch leaping from his trashcan
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wtf have I stumbled upon
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BRUTAL AXE FIGHT: ARMORED MMA
YouTube video by ARMORED MMA
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