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Darcy @darcygrl71.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The construction guys in the hallway at work have said the word closet so many times I'm sure they are all hiding something now

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Kid Rock came on the car radio and before I could change the station my fenders had rusted out and the check engine light was on

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sometimes, I accidentally make eye contact with the piñata during the beating and see into its soul. "Why? Why is this happening to me?" After that, the candy just tastes like ashes in my mouth.

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You can’t please all the people all the time, but a lot of people suck. I wouldn’t worry about it.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I bet I could beat up a tyrannosaurus rex, I guess we'll never know.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE: we hereby grant this award for your groundbreaking research in the physics of BOFA. Wait, what’s BOFA? ME: *grabs medal and starts to run* no take backs

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Darcy @darcygrl71.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I am 100% sure that I would fail a lie detector test about things that I know are true at any given point in time.

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Darcy @darcygrl71.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I am 100% sure that I would fail a lie detector test about things that I know are true at any given point in time.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Normally I choose violence but today I chose silence.

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

*walking halfway up the stairs* “eh, I’ll finish tomorrow”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

maybe next time mom will remember to cut the crusts off my sandwich

middle-aged woman stands in a giant bird cage in a kitchen

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

one time i watched a video of a person who ground up some dried spaghetti & then put some water in it & then kneaded it & flattened it & cut it into thin noodles & put the noodles into boiling water & basically made spaghetti again & that’s when i realized that nothing matters.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Somebody told me to have a happy Fourth but I was kind of hoping for at least a half.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

No, no, no! No horsemeat is involved. It's not a Filly Cheese steak!

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The most patriotic activity I can muster tonight after a long hard week is watching all the Scream movies

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I will not apologize for my over use of the word awesome. It’s an awesome way to respond to many things.

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Darcy @darcygrl71.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

at least once a week, someone tells me that they feel so comfortable around me that they can tell me anything. I love this and hate this for me

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

despite my relentless bitching, i'm grateful to live in an age of stretchy clothes and slip-on footwear

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

it's just me and my collapsible fortress of solitude* against the world *oversized hoodie

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I only have room in my heart for one true love, and it’s antacids.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

INTERVIEWER: Under weaknesses it says ‘denial’. Can you elaborate? ME: I didn’t write that.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

We met behind a suburban Hobby Lobby. She was putting makeup on a rustic cow. I was holding a sermon for an ant colony. It was on a Sunday so nobody was there to judge us.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The garden snakes are back, which means the tiny rodent crime syndicate operating under my flower beds is about to have a very bad quarter.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

We go together like sugar and gas tanks

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Bane BooSky 👻🪦💀 @aidanwake.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Anyone else generally annoyed at this age? 🤨

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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"i am going to go to my cabin in the forest this weekend to work on plans for building a second cabin deeper in the forest." - something i imagine i would say in a life where i have a cabin in the forest.

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Darcy @darcygrl71.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

whenever I say 'im not trying to be a bitch' somehow I'm still succeeding

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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

When someone extends a fist-bump I gently cover their hand, lean in & whisper "rock paper kisses."

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Lost another girl to the neighbor who mows his lawn in a criss-cross pattern

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

me: I put my pants on one leg at a time HR: no you have to put them on both

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

not everything that glitters is ponyboy.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Satan-worshipping families are the best and that's a hell I will die on.

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Darcy @darcygrl71.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

What the hell even is a real estate novelist?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Me: goodnight moon Moon: goodnight doomed

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Sinners Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 09/01/2026

Looking at my typos being like “this time it’s personnel”

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 09/01/2026

does anyone know that guy from that thing I saw once 20 years ago when I was really high because I don't

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

you can call anything research if you looked for it twice

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

If we’re in my car and you try to put on a country music station, you’re walking home from wherever we are at that moment. Don’t test me, grandma.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Them: *nothing* Me: OK so my socks are mismatched cause when I lose a cute one I feel sad to throw it away so that’s why one’s a Rottweiler & the other says OZZY

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