DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 19hJay Leno's Law says the first night you have a new car, Jay Leno gets to have sex with it first 2796
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Whatever happened to this guy? He seems to have stopped debating. Did he lose one really bad and lose his nerve? 111193
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me burying Markwayne Fuckhead in a wet ditch of shit: "We're not providing graves. This guy sucked my dick" 0441
Reposted by DBJMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10491843480
Reposted by DBJJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it 303752355
Reposted by DBJJAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 24/09/2026My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big 18756251
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rather than rewarding an engaged, active audience with disposable income it rewards the most dull, featureless streams that people watch on mute. It'll lose them money, too. AI psychosis has dug deep. Haven't had a twitch sponsor offer since the AI rolled out, btw 41308
Reposted by DBJRandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees 462102199
Reposted by DBJBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 21/01/2025WILDEST place you’ve made whoopie. Diane, you said: Treehouse, and Brad said: Treehouse! Wonderful. Alright, Brad’s worst fear. Diane, you said: Spiders. And Brad said: nightmare man. man made of coats. sing me song about ugly squid. stinks. Ah well. Better luck on the next one, I’m sure! 01149
Reposted by DBJThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist theonion.com/taylor-swift-surpasses… 2797269
Reposted by DBJeli yudin @eliyudin.com · 28/09/2026wednesday at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog :)) playing elden ring but subs mean i have to immediately equip a random loadout 0457
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am missing so so so very many on this list so I don't think this is fair but here's 9 of them that I think I will be replaying until the day I die, no order 5510
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is a great article. Online gambling is one of the great evils of our time 11026
Reposted by DBJMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121452021
Reposted by DBJMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026WIFE: You're back so soon! ME: Yeah... (instrumental reprise of my signature song, "I Know How To Use The Bathroom On My Own", begins playing in minor key) 121933
Reposted by DBJBig The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you watch the show you empathize with his victims because after every episode you feel like you were forced to watch Louis CK jack himself off for a half hour 1281
Reposted by DBJWorld's Most Dangerous Murderer @coolgoku13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What's great and enduring about Louie is that I've absolutely thought about it at all in the last seven years 0191
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm the guy that put "Louie" on this list over How To with John Wilson and Ru Paul's Drag Race. What do you want me to say--I just like it! 4521
Reposted by DBJDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger. 442228731
Reposted by DBJOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 383113003068
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I talked for a half hour on stream about twitch stuff, and Chud stuff, and all that. Feels like I barely scratched the surface. I hope it's clear where I stand, and what I care about and believe in etc. But if it's not ill say it to anyone 3840
Reposted by DBJmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164881221
Reposted by DBJWhats the story, MorninGoogoo @lordgoogoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I just submitted a report ticket under “general questions” asking why they got suspended and why any streamer or user would use their site when even big accounts get treated like that. No reason we cany also mass report how broken their moderation is help.twitch.tv/s/contactsup...help.twitch.tvTwitch Help Portal 211017
Reposted by DBJlibby watson @libbycwatson.com · 24/09/2026i'm the guy at twitch who says we should ban these guys without telling them why, but keep the guys who call for genocide and the 600,000 accounts that just show family guy episodes all day. i make $800k a year and my family loves me 279470
Reposted by DBJJAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 24/09/2026An Exciting Health Care Committee Physical Examination 34612
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Twitch would be a much, much, much worse place without Stefan Heck and Jesse Farrar. We should all be thankful they stream. Suspending them is a shot across the bow at twitch being a decent platform for anything 315613
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Please consider following gok here, on youtube, on Instagram and everywhere while this hopefully gets sorted. They are the best. And I'll talk about this on stream, I have a lot to say about twitch Moderation and what the platform deems acceptable. 122120
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gonna be talking about the go off kings suspension today on stream, as well as Asmongold and his involvement in doxxing several of my friends. I prefer my stream to be about fun stuff but there's a lot to talk about. And then we'll play family feud Louis Anderson version lol 21311
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Streaming is so awesome. I really am doing what I love for a living. God. Man. It makes me so happy!! 5690
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I believe the ramifications of the discovery of bertposting will not be understood for many years. 8510
Reposted by DBJBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026clicked into this just as you were saying, “Dr. Kevorkian is looking for patients.” 0151
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm wearing this and also something else. Live now, Money Week, Day 3: Financial Domination twitch.tv/deadblossomj...twitch.tvDeadBlossomJesse - TwitchLet's see what magic we can make. CONTACT: deadblossomjessebusiness@gmail.com , or our Discord linked below the stream — DeadBlossomJesse streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to cha... 1140
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tonight is the worst stream costume I have ever worn on stream and its not particularly close. It's actually quite upsetting 2530
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Obama looks like he's dressed like a magician in this just for the first 1 second you look 0330
Reposted by DBJJAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 20/09/2026I Ordered A Call Girl And She Was So Sensual That She Started Squirting All Over My Room And Soaked Everything, So I Got Mad And She Let Me Fuck Her, But She Enjoyed It So Much She Just Kept Cumming! And Then We Were Just Fucking And Squirting Everywhere And It Was All A Complete Mess! 29830136
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"We messed up 🥺👉👈" this is how stupid they think you are lol. I actually think if you steal 131 million dollars from people making poverty wages, you shouldn't be allowed to be a company anymore! 131173243
Reposted by DBJEric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Something I love about alters, but landscape alters in particular, is getting lost in all the tiny spaces. Fixating on details smaller than a square millimeter. 1979
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I know it's how time works but the fact that 66 months is 5.5 years instead of 6 years or 11 years is fucking stupid. Sorry. 1330
Reposted by DBJSTORES Podcast @storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026dry fast bastard new ep out now w/ Rocky from ENS www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFjS... 0515
DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Live now: Money Week, Day 1: Money Advice, The Story of DBJ, Ranking All Amounts of Money, and Luxury Lifestyle Review twitch.tv/deadblossomj...twitch.tvDeadBlossomJesse - TwitchLet's see what magic we can make. CONTACT: deadblossomjessebusiness@gmail.com , or our Discord linked below the stream — DeadBlossomJesse streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to cha... 080
Reposted by DBJThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening theonion.com/george-lucas-frantical… 152374265
